A few days ago, I was asked to promote a local band’s new CD album.
That’s alright. kennysia.com is always happy to support Malaysian independent bands, especially one with a name as cool as Ben’s Bitches.
They sent me a package some time later, and in it are two CDs and The Most Kickass Fan Mail™ I have ever received.
This guy is gonna be such a good role model for kids.
Thanks CK. For such a kickass letter, I decided to give your album a free plug on kennysia.com.
Granted, you’re probably not sober when you wrote me that letter. And granted, your music is probably not the kind that I’d listen to with my mom.
But when you have a love song on the album as hilarious as The Cha Cha Ska of Amber Chia, bashing up all of Amber’s rivals, it’s damn hard not to recommend it.
You can check out more about Ben’s Bitches here.
Meanwhile, I should be out “wrecking more havoc” for “Lord Satan”.
Free Myanmar .
Nice!
hahaha i heard of them quite a while d. hahaha dl their songs and yeah the songs damn lawakz!
HAHAHHAAHHAA!! Inspiration from porn??
CLASS!
haha gila for amber chia…alamak….
Hey dude..that is one funny song. Oh, since I am here..Fifth!
BEN’S BITCHES!!! YARGH!! Their first album was a mad hit around Subang jaya as they were rampaging aroound selling their album.
Good music though!
Malaysia Boleh~~!!!(?)
Hah Hah Hah! Those songs HOT like the sun!! Got powers of ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!Awesome!?!?!
*faint* these guys come up with this kinda songs. Damn faint. But damn giler la!! Hhahaha!!!
Haha.. nice song man…
Cha cha cha remix!!
ben’s bitches rocks! especially their song peter the pirate π
BLeCh~~
EeewwW~~~ π
wonder what will be her response when she saw the videoclip.. haha..
Hahahahah… Very nice for Amber Chia. She should be proud of u guys singing a song for her!! Free Promo hahhaa
Ben’s Bitches rocks totally! You are so cialat~
omg…this song is lame! but very entertaining~!!!
haha. i love it that they din put on fake accents like other stupid malaysian bands.
i hate malaysian bands. untalented losers wit fake accents.
but bens bitches arent too bad
worthy effort,
but those are some seriously retarded rhymes.
im getting one of those album…. he is damn good… kenny, u go remix make it feng tau song lar… π
sot..kakakaka.
well, amber chia have does have this song in her cellphone…. found it here.. http://swiftywriting.blogspot.com/2007_06_01_archive.html
just scroll down to the middle of the page or ctrl-f and type in Ben’s Bitches
Eww.. if I were Amber Chia I’ll get offended. I can’t believe that they lust for her! *shudders* *shudders*
They are very talented – refreshing for a local band, unlike all those wannabes, they have their own style.
Haha, this guys are creative, and talented
The singing is horrible…
ahahah! ben’s bitches rock! damn funny wei. heheheheh. glad to see them up here. heheheh
aiyo, malaysian bands damn sucky la. at lesat this ben’s bitches guys dont sound fake american lol…..
That is just so horribly nice in a rather uplifting yet simplistic way. I shall catagorise it as Easy Listening on my iTune.
Ben’s Bitches are the lamest band on this planet.
They’re so lame, they’d lose a 100m dash for quadriplegics.
Talentless homos.
Now Panda Head Curry? that’s a real band!
Haha…dat youtube sounds like u singing…hilarious…really funny…nice one…
lol that’s hilarious! eh pinksterz don’t dl lah. buy their album! i would but i don’t really understand malay so i wouldnt waste my money for just a couple of songs. haha.
lord satan? yucks!!!!
btw the youtube is funny. amber chia dance cha cha? hahaha….
Wahahaahahahahahhahahahaahahaha!!!
*sigh*
Wahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahhaa!!!
wtf like tat u call singing huh?like tat also can have albums huh?wat has happened to today’s world lah.it seems like any kind of ppl also can bcome singers and produce albums these days such as daniel.
ahhahaha ben’s bitches can go mainstream soon! yay! they are quite popular(in an underground way) in my hometown Subang Jaya.
Even more so if the people in my year has siblings in his year. I heard that he was a senior in my school!
man, i’ll have 2 of whatever they having while wring that letter.
hey… the amber chia song is VERY familiar… i think it came out a while back rite… appreciate them all the same!
The singing sucks la wei, but at least the lyrics are funny!
Lol Ben’s Bitches have a song entitled “berbulu”,
and it is the shit.
I recommend everyone to go listen to it.
‘kenny sia, we love you kenny sia. dance with us and do the cha, cha, cha….’
LOL
Wahahahahahahaha…… can’t stop laughing….very orginal indeed. Where to get one?
Lol. Pretty good. Shades of They Might Be Giants perhaps?
his handwriting dem ugly
The way CK wrote the letter was hilarious. So does his song.. he Cha Cha Ska of Amber Chia.. Nice one Ben’s Bitches! LOL.
cool one
HA!HA!HA! HAVE A NICE DAY!
Lol.. lovely letter.. but I can’t read the words accept “kennyyyyyyyyy.. ”
@-@
I reckon that you are a caring and smart man for you care about other countries as well.
What is going on in Burma is very sad and people from Burma are helpless for they don’t have any tools or power to go against the ruthless, cruel military government.
ha ha ha ha ha!
for lord satan, indeed! ben’s bitches, come round to the cbox and wreak havoc!
ha ha ha ha ha!
The singing is better then the hand writing~~
wah si beh jia lak man
OMG!! My Dear, is it you singing that ‘I love Amber Chia’ song? Hahahaaa!!!
waraoooo… can his handwriting be more legible or not? how to sign kissass autographs like this!!!
have to be a bit pedantic and say “it’s awesome to read with occasional awesome chick-photos that allow us to OGRE at” sentence just made me lose some respect.
dude, use a dictionary. π
I’d like to rate the song 1/5.
They got the video finished out already? Hehe, thanks for sharing this… That was so funny =)
dont forget Sexercise from their previous album!.. and GIRL FROM IPOH!
hahahahaahahah…. hows it going kenny!
well, they are funny!!
I hope Amber has no hard feeling with it π
Wow.. this band exist in Msia?? They make big deal abt Gwen Stefani’s dress.. yet there is this band that people listen to.. thanking “lord Satan”… and band name “Ben’s Bitches”?… the first time I heard that phrase first thing came to mind are they gayS?? who is Ben’s Bitches.. is it the other two members?!! ickyyy
wont buy it even for a dollar! This is band of homos
CK CK CK when will u learn that ribald randomness is so last century. haha
ck’s writing is always so ugly. but he is a smart guy.
i cant read the letter…too cakar ayam
Funny for the first time, but incredibly annoying if you hear it more than once. Buy an entire CD to hear that voice? *Shudder* Btw, I like Wierd Al Yankovich. He’s actually clever. These guys are just funny because they’re so retarded/lame.
AH PHUIK!!!! then ben bitches song is so the SUX!!!
They’ll still have to beat Namewee’s Negaraku-ku. It OWNZ.
shit you lord satan,dumb arse ck for saying tht.go rot in hell forever!
Lord Satan will forgive you and offer you a place in hell next to Saddan Hussien. So don’t worry Chicken with No Name, you’ll enjoy it.
Absolutely hilarious…
Subang Jaya’s SMKSU student might hear of this band b4……..i got their 1st album….forgot wat’s the name d but then still rmb the BERBULU
Lyric is nice and funny
Creative la!
*i guess i know who are u…ck*
Just so you know… my PMR examination started yesterday and the first paper was Bahasa Melayu. I couldn’t sleep the night before so I decided to visit your blog…
I am proud to tell you and Ben’s Bitches that the last song I heard before I sat for the paper was none other than, AMBER CHIA!
OMG. Thank god I did not write about Amber’s tits, or bee-stung lips and dress on the answer sheet =P
So he knows he is going to hell…
Greeting from Dubai! π You know what they serve Babybel on Emirates omg.
Met one of them before; he tried to sell some of his cd’s to my friends and I.. apparently, they’ve been around for ten years, and never got anywhere. One of my friends actually bought the cd for RM 5. Listening to it, it was no wonder they never got anywhere.
can someone tell me what’s so special about amber chia? it’s not hard to find malaysian girls who are way hotter than her!!!
Eh what album is that in the background with the hot pr0ns*?!
can’t stand so-called satan’s worshippers. balless annoying full of complex mofos.
hahaha …. and here i tot i had the worst writing ever …. nice letter .. U Rock CK
My initials are CK too. Then again, so are a million other people’s. Geez.
u guys know wut?Amber chia had d song as her ringtone. I bet she dun really understand words haha
I like the Berbulu Song. Hehehhee.
I overheard Amber Chia saying she wants to give oral presentation to Ben’s dick. I guess she’s one of dem Ben’s bitches now.
Hey – I love ben’s bitches and have also used one of their songs “kotek berbulu” as my video’s music.
you can check out kotek berbulu by ben’s bitches @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV4VscJPjvM
enjoy ^^
Their best song is still… ‘k*t*k berbulu’, made me fall in love with them
KNN I WANT THEIR NEW ALBUMMMM
NATIONAL DISSERVICE WAS HILARIOUS ESP THE OLD NEWSPAPER LADY TRACK LOL
YES I LIKE TYPING IN CAPS
gawd..they’re worse than high school standard
omg. kotek berbulu was DAMN funny! and i had fun reading an interview in Junk Mag. Ben’s Bitches is somewhat-somewhatnot revolutionary.
whatever lah. they’re great to listen to, and has been quite a hit here in subang. π
weh guys…u sure karpal singh still hv ur backs ah..?huhu…
hmm… this is wat i personally think- guys should still be the one making the 1st move… i trust that not all gals will turned a guy’s 1st move into some kind of joke and jus make fun out of it… that is wat uncivilised gals do, i believe.. and if a guy got attracted to such person, its just LUCK!! furthermore gals are a lot more sensitive and they easily get hurt especially when they faced rejection… think bout this, they may be so stupid that they will end up feeling ashamed for the rest of their life.. while for the another STRONGER and more EGOISTIC species, they can easily pretend as if ntg had happened and move on with their life… so,come to think about it, isnt it better for the guys to make the 1st move if it does more good than harm??
ΠΡΠΈΡΠ΅ Π² Π³ΡΠ³Π»Π΅