It is officially the year end and everyone is having sales.
Everywhere you go it’s 30% off this, 50% off that, buy this one and get that free.
Every shop, every store, every shopping mall are doing their year-end sales, and everything is really cheap right now.
Even a funeral parlour is joining in on the fun.
Seriously!
From now until 31st December, if you purchase an urn compartment, we will cremate you ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Hurry! Die now and save money!
Music of the Week: Estrella – Take It Slow
When I first heard their song Stay on the radio, I listened to the opening and thought their style is so distinctively Malaysian that it must definitely be a local band. Then as soon as it gets to the singing I thought, “Hmmm! She sounds like Colbie Caillat. Can’t be a local band.”
Turns out Estrella is actually a local band, and a pretty good one as well. If you like jazz cafe-type music like I do, I’m sure you’ll like this song too.
Diu kenny your comment on nirvana, so lols.
Lmao! So um-kat-lai one! Haha, but I guess what they meant was buy in advance and they’ll offer you the free cremation when the time comes? HAHA!
Hurry!! 3 more weeks to go while the offer is still on…..
Hahaha funny.
What they actually mean is that if you buy the urn before 31 Dec, you are eligible to enjoy free cermation service any time in the future.
Kenny also interested in buying it? xD
This kinda sale, die die must go! Muahahaha!! ;D
this sale include ur face in front of the hearse also wan
Should ask them change their banner to follow ‘Malaysia Savings Sale’. Save and die, not save or die.
choi!!!
i dun wan die now!
LOL, just book 1st de la. haha, my parent brought units for themself already… coz u know, life is will come to an end also whether u like it or not, better “book” a place 1st. this what my parent tell me.
Hmm…How much commission Kenny can get by working for them? ;p
hahhahah! All i want to do is laugh! Sometimes I just don’t understand how these people can go to this extend to just want to make business….do they ever thought of what they are promoting??? Kenny! Dont tell me you are going to buy….
Kenny , you can die first and i’ll go along ya? hahaha, Sales on this kinda stuff is weird.
omg..lol
Most of the shops already have sales before the actual Year End Sale… so I shopped before the actual Year End Sale… ahahahah… if something already got discount, it cannot be further discounted during Year End Sale rite?
man…i tot u were gona go bout nicole’s shoppin addiction n stuffs..mana tau..so cha dou lo…..!! da last part…..lol….guess Msia is da oni country who offer such sales huh….xD wel….Msia boleh pe!
what the……………..
cha dao….. i thought u got any discount products to intro~
adui
I bought one for my dog already.
wooo…sale promotion for the future huhu…
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Hahaha, I ‘die’ from laughing non stop.
hahahahahah…!!!!
damn funny..
but i think they mean people could buy them in advance so they can “use” it when they leave right?
otherwise.. it’s really.. extremely funny and silly la!!
omg…. so funny…hahahaha
If want die, better die at year end, got sales mah!
Kenny Sia!!!!
How bout us readers contribute one for you? 😛
Sales wor… sure u wun mind rite?
On 2nd thought, burning is quite painful, u know… So dun play play..
lol, jumping on the bandwagon, a lil too early????
LOL, keep in mind to die at year end ah!
This is a classic.
And wait a minute!
Terms and Conditions apply.
lmao!
I wonder what terms and conditions are applied ….. gotta die within a certain period?
McD also got year end sales… McD ice cream on sales RM2 for one ice cream… worth?
“Hurry! Die now and save money!”
LOL, wtf Kenny, wtf!
this is hilarious! laugh until pengz!
kakakakaka… wat also sales.. how come PETROL no year end sales one???
eh we can bury someone here for free ad
Let’s OUTLAW MONEY so we will each live FREEly.
1. Life is FREE.
2. We were born FREE.
3. We were born to live FREEly.
http://paradise-planet.blogspot.com/2008/11/your-last-chance.html
it’s a good day to die 😉
haha… charity laugh, not funny at all…
http://hikayatmamakbendahara.blogspot.com/
Scary……! Die hard! 😛
wicked funny!
@_@ can’t afford tat. any other promotion?
would someone do me a favour?
Kill me 2008 ends. its cheaper.
*before
Hahaha, this is truely funny XD
do u actuali replied to any of the comments?
It’s a good deal, really
When the economy is bad, everyone will resorted to sales!
is there any afterlife package too? haha
kenny is me sc ngui oh dear kenny every body want money well i hope you have a nice day
petrol down price of good still not down
bye scngui
do they have branch in penang ??
HAHAHA….I THINK EVERYWHERE ALSO SALES NOW…PREPARING FOR RECESSION NEXT YEAR….TRYING TO CLEAR OFF STOCKS…HEHEHE
omg. that is crazy
i suppose money matters a lot in this world
eww…touchwood..
walao, this is seriously funny xD Hey nice song btw..
HAhahah! Nice!
My goodness… this is so funny bongong!!! So we have 3 more weeks to die or else we gonna missed the sale. Haiyoh…. people in Kuching really need to die NOW lorrr!
bizarre!
ehy..kenny..i saw you jogging this morning along Jln Bayor Bukit and Foochow road.. haha
in case you scare of fires and want to lay in one piece… email me for fungsui land…
very funny..
I was having a bad day.. and now i’m laughing non-stop, I can hardly type in this hahahah.. thanx!
ahahahahhahahahahaha !!!! good 1 !
a good marketing case study for students.
No wonder suicide rate’s on the rise lately. Blame the offer!
lmao! this is a really good one!! =D
rofl.get rich or die trying..if 50Cent went bust, you should recommend him this funeral parlour 😉
hahahahahha arse sia.
Hi kenny… can u help spread the word for this upcoming Xmas Charity event at Genting.. see more info here http://tinyurl.com/68rvkr
Thanks!!
die now?! it is easy to die now, the difficult part is how to stay alive.
can get discount for staying alive bo? LOL!
yay! mari mari die and save money! hahahaha!
OMG.
Ummm.. still wondering about the urn and cremation. Is the offer valid if ou buy within offer period and use it in the future? Or, you must use it within the offer period itself? If it is valid for the future use, how long would the offer would last? A lifetime?
WTF?? The Nirvana guys are promoting such stuff?? It’s like telling people faster die now and save money since economy so bad n etc. I’m still too young to die..muahaha!
You know it’s a super deal when they use double exclamation marks.
But I’ll pass for the next ad that has five. They’re throwing in a free jar for your testicles.
Can’t believe it, funeral parlour also doing sale!?
kenny is it located near your workplace one?petanak one correct?
I find it very funny..purchase urn compartment and gives free cremation – is it some sort of marketing gimmick as year end promotion
omfg hahah
hahahah… kenny, u really funny !!!!
Yea that’s really funny 🙂 I like the way you write here, Kenny 🙂
LMAO SHIET!!!!! What the hell die now and save money! Good one!
Haha i like the last line “Die now and save money”
LOLZZZ… I WILL THOSE LIMO WAGON MERCS MORE OFTEN THESE DAYS… MORE PPL DIE NOW THANKS TO NIRVANA!
I don’t think its funny. Its a part of the business promotion.