For some strange reasons, I woke up yesterday morning with bumpy red spots all over my arms.
See? Like love bites liddat.
I took off my shirt and discovered a lot more of them on my body. Man, those babes last night were wild!
Stop staring at my tits or they’re gonna shoot lasers at you.
Initially I suspected I might be allergic to the dusty environment where I’ve been working at these past few days, but that couldn’t be the case since I was fully clothed at work (duh) and I’ve got rashes all over my body. Then I went to see the doctor and he said he suspected virus. But I scanned myself with Norton Antivirus and I turned out clean leh. Stupid doctor.
The rashes aren’t particularly itchy or anything. They’re just ugly as hell.
If you look really closely you might be able to see the world map on my back.
I wish I could tell you red polka-dotted skin is the latest fashion statement right now, but the fact remains that I got some weird ass skin disease. 🙁