Don’t Leave A Message After The Beep

I got a phone call today.
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“Hello is this Mr Kenny Sia?”
“Yes.”
“My name is Aina, calling from Osim.”
“Oh, oh my gawd… sorry Aina… I can explain. I was feeling naughty over the weekend and it was just a harmless prank…”
“Huh?”
“What?”
“I’m calling to inform you that the Osim iCare Eye Massager you sent in for repair is now ready for pickup.”
“Oh, err… thanks!”

Whew.
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This is my computer desktop, less than 24 hours after my MSN Messenger e-mail address was leaked on the world wide web.
(Click to enlarge)

Goodbye humanity.

73 Replies to “Don’t Leave A Message After The Beep”

  1. Not surprising at all. When I saw what Xiaxue did to your MSN conversation, and when I saw *****@******.com, I knew humanity would cease to exist! FYI, I am not one of them ok?

  2. damn kenny, u got screwed! me personally, i would get turned on by all those ppl adding me tho… im turned on as i type this…

  3. Exclusive preview of MSN Live Messenger

    themediaslut was given the opportunity to review the new Windows Live Messenger, also know as Messenger 8. 
     
    For easy reference, themediaslut will refer to the IM as Live.
    New group option
    Live now provides users to group their contact…

  4. actually i’ve got ur email too.Thinking whether want to add you or not.
    But now i think i’d better forget abt it.
    LOL.

  5. ok… you have reached and passed the final stage to achieve ‘celebrity’ status…countless invitations to add you in on MSN. Ready for the paparazzis? Hehe!

  6. xiaxue still has your email add posted.. although the top part was being erased, she forgot to censor the part whereby you asked her to accept the webcam.. the msgs still have ur email add.. go check it out..

  7. Is XiaXui lo!
    HAHA, IS XIAXUI LO!
    SHE PUBLIC YOUR HOTMAIL ACCOUNT!
    XIAXUI??
    NONO…
    NOT XIAXUI RIGHT?
    XIA… XIA…
    XIA…XIA…
    XIA WHAT?
    I HAVE A FRIEND CALL CAI XIA…
    THEN THIS MUST BE…
    AIYA, JUST IGNORE IT LA,
    CALL HER BACK…
    XIAXUE!

  8. Haha….When you mention that OSIM called you up I thought you are gona get it for your little naughty prank le…sadz you din…if not you sure will be able to come up with more “after event” story.. =P

  9. There are ways to attract attention.
    Your way is like taking off your pants in the shopping mall and yell out loud, “Look at me !”
    Very lame indeed

  10. Hahaha… When did u buy ur PDA??? HmMmmM…. Same like mine…. And did u went to urmmm MJC, Kuching for the fun fair???

  11. Wah… why so many people want to add your msn? I like to read your blog, but I don’t see any meaning adding ur msn.
    Cause you most prob don have any time to talk to me. haha.

  12. I kind of wonder – is that eye-massager really safe for humans. In fact, are any Osim gadgets really safe to use? In the long run.

  13. kenny, kenny. See why you’re so popular? Its cause you’re a NICE person, witty and funny too.
    Unlike SOME other people, whose fame is due to over-hyped publicity.
    You’re TONS much better than that other person.
    Anyway, even if you add, you can always delete later.
    =)
    Cheerios!

  14. Privacy, definitely not. It’s easy to find out about anyone on the internet easily. For example.
    Kenny Sia
    Kenny Sia (kennysia@hotmail.com)
    +60.1x8x1x1x0
    1x xrxlxe xax
    PERTH, P x1x2
    AU

  15. So how’s the Icare eye massager from Osim. IS yours the 100 or the 200.
    Thinking of buying it but wondering if its effective or just gimmick.

  16. I have the 200. Does it work? What is it suppose to achieve? It’s okay, not as bad as UZAP. It is hard to control since you can’t with the eye-mask on

  17. Firstly, thanks for this business post related. Although I never post any comment on any blog but this time I though I should appreciate your good effort and ask you to keep going. I just loved being here.

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