Pinkpau was telling me about her Halloween costume and how she nearly had a “wardrobe malfunction” with it.
Pinkpau: haih stupid wan la i hate nipples
Pinkpau: why do we have to have them
Kenny: HOW CAN YOU HATE NIPPLES!
Pinkpau: cos they spoil my pictures >=(
Kenny: At least you girls have a use for them! How bout us guys? We can”t even use our nipples for anything!
Kenny: Except letting our girlfriends poke them.
Pinkpau: or nipple cripple
Kenny: Or play with it like an iPod.
Seriously, why do men need nipples anyway?!
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be thankful that u’ve got 2 nipples. u’ll look weird without them or with an extra one. LOL
so that the chest wont look so dull n boring? >.
jz in case for the guys who have thoughs to b transvvvy…save up another procedure,save the surgeon’s work, save time,save $$$
LOL! The classic mystery..why man nipples?? whyyy???
Two words.
Male lactation.
It’s true.. males can produce milk, eventhough it’s just a little. 🙂
yea
so the chest wont look so dull and plain
and in case mum is not home and the baby’s hungry
there is something to replace first..
actually it’s quite useless
i dont like guys who wear very fit shirts and showing their nipples.. lols
Once upon a time, God created men who have big boobs. Thinking that men are lonely without their counterparts, they will be lonely. Thus, women were created for the men, but this time, the women had no boobs yet. Unfortunately, the women were ignored as the men like boobs, big boobs to be exact. The men played each other’s boobs everyday without fail and let the ladies off neglected since they have no boobs.
Furious, God decided that the men were outrageous to neglect HIS godly creation of female. Thus, he sentenced that all males will have their boobs removed and had their nipples remain to remind of their stupidity. And all the females had the boobs from God.
Since then, women have boobs and most unevolved men are still chasing after boobs even after all these evolving years. 😛
THE END
cause all humans start of as girls in the womb.
hey that’s funny – I just saw a book that was titled: Why do men have nipples? in Borders yesterday.
nipple is an symbol of sex! without it, u won’t know when u’ll get ‘high’ =p
hahahahahha…….
lets imagine mens without nipples.
it is….
WEIRD!!!
I dont see the problem of a male for not having nipples but the world is gonna end when the females go nippleless. Lifeless. ROFL.
http://www.ruionkoh.blogspot.com
cause during sex, if the male’s humping pole is on the way erecting, while waiting at least the partner can start teasing with either the balls or the nipples ! it is actually for foreplay usage!
lol.. they have nipples to ruin their picture and we have penis and balls to ruin our swim suit .. wtf.. if you know what i mean..
I think it has its purposes. If one day all female human species expire and go extinct, and scientists have found a way to reproduce without the female existence, then males will finally find use for their now currently inanimate nipple.
lol
what a hairy nipple you got there
this post is disgusting
haha kennysia has been waiting for an opportunity to post his hair nipple, this is it!
and wow pinkpau looks hot there.
i hope there are leaked pictures showing her see-thru nipples.
same reason why men have brains.
they have it, but it’s useless.
I LOVE NIPPLES!!! what is this su ann saying hahaha
Have no one ever suckled your nipple kenny? Ask a girl to suckle it and you’ll know why it’s there…
Linus
thefrogcroaks.blogspot.com
why men have nipples , hmmm..
To make it balance with the girls ? LOL
I am speechless about this….just be thankful la! Hey Kenny…dont tell me you want boobs like us have? :p
The answer is that as embryos men and women have similar tissues and body parts. If anything the embryo follows a ‘female template’. That is why nipples are present in both sexes. It is the effect of the genes, the Y chromosome and the hormone testosterone that brings about the changes and masculinises the embryo. Testosterone promotes the growth of the penis and testicles. Because nipples are there before this process begins the nipples stay!
i love google!
try cut off yo nipple c any changes happen LOL
nice research ivy oO… great scientific explanation..
i know why men need nipples…
coz men with nipples will look more SEXY~
LOL!
It’s an evidence of evolution.
Hahaha nice one kenny. iPod! Hmmm… Can’t imagine if you have iPod click wheel as your nipple. Steve Jobs will hunt you down as the next gen iPod.
LOL…. these things have to ask ur “hormone” lo, call them. “Wei wei, y i have nipple 1 ar?” haha, ur last pic is hilarious
Cause our genes is XY , so meaning the nipple comes from the X genes?
hairy nipples 😀
I don’t understand why men can show off their nipples while women can’t. That’s sexist!
Yeah lah! Pinkpau! If there were no nipples, I would be a very sad person. ): Seriously. Nipples have their very important place in our lives, and if anyone wants to show them off to the world, so be it lah!
To let their gf pinch it so the guy will feel extremely ‘high’ XD
no nipples,with the packs on,wont it look more sexy,of course minus the hair
Emm… Why we need it?
Maybe if it is not around, our chest is too plain…
In Embryology; all embryos are the same; it’s the chromosome Y that causes the gonads (eggs in layman term) to become testes & what other structures you have in your male genital system.
If anything, nipples are not redundant; unlike the appendix 😉
If you look at male mammals, they have nipples too. Ever take a look? A dog has 8, human only has 2. Aiks!
lol, I like YM’s theory 😉
Men have nipples cos they were supposed to be girls until they MUTATED while in the womb and became FREAKS with penises (or if you prefer another term, boys).
You sarawakians are all so digusting..
NIPPLE CRIPPLE!
so that girls can suck the guys’ nipples when they are having foreplay ma… just like how the guys suck the girls’ nipples to excite them. LOL
To take over breastfeeding job when mommy’s are too swollen.
oh man. you just had to get the ipod i wanted. and the exact same color! don’t tempt me.. =p.
its to entertain your GF!~!~!~ XD
i just noticed that the ipod nano was comfortably sitting on your ahem .. nipple. HAHA!
Are you trying to show off your iPod Nano?
HAHA, gross but cute. nice one kenny. i can’t imagine us without nipples. eew.
It’s really because in evolution, a feature gets selected when its beneficial to the organism(being) and the feature becomes disadvantaged when it is not beneficial to the organism. (so beings who have the “bad” feature die off)
In the womb all will grow to have nipples.
Nipples don’t make a man any more disadvantaged than no-nipples. so the nipple trait stays [i.e nipples are not “bad” = they are “gooood” 🙂 ]!
Nipples in men for foreplay? Really???
I feel pain being pinched in the nipples. Seriously for foreplay?
I have a problem with my nipples too. i am a guy , by the way… It really stands out.. God knows why…
if you are reading this, “why do men have nipples” was a book’s title about homosexuality. if you are interested, i think this is because the first 3 weeks of embryo doesnt have sex determined
I dun think you should feel sad of having nipples, imagine there are guys who hv big boobs too~ ^^
aiyah… the 2 main reasons men have nipples are:
1. so that we know that the shirt we are wearing is center when your buttons are midline between your nipples
2. and that you know you have walked too deep in water when the water reaches you nipples
Your science teacher never teach you ah?
aiyoo, guys look “sexy” on nipples… eh GALS LOOK HOT ON NIPPLES TOO.. HAHA
Coz without nipples…men will look farnee ler…
u go photoshop ur nipples off, see u look farnee/weird or not? :p
when ur niples erect, then u know u aroused lorr
Well… you can scratch them, pull the hair around them, twirl them around for practice and basically learn to be thankful that a woman’s nipples are far more superior and erotic than a man’s.
Nerdy answer.
It’s an important landmark for doctors to conduct physical examination.
For example about 1-2 finger breadths below your left nipple you can just feel a faint heartbeat. That is the bottommost corner of your heart.
Heh. The nipple’s not totally wasted on guys.
PIC OF PINKPAU NIPPLES OR GTFO!!!
rotflmao omg funny FTW!
fuck i wanna suck her nipples!
nipples!!!i see it as a part of the body le…big deal?a meat!!
Hi KEnny
May be let me tell u why guyz have nipples
when u are 2 weeks old stil in worm
the god havent decided whether u shud be a guy or galz
but b4 tat u already have nipples
then after decided u are guy or gal…is too late to “delete” it….
i m serious…
there’s a book where 2 doctors team up to write bizzare FAQ by people
The book is called ‘Why do men have nipples?’
It’s cause when a foetus is still developing during the first few months, it develops all the female parts first (which includes the nipples) then only afterwards the male get their male parts
Why is beyond me XD
http://www.genderanalyzer.com/?url=kennysia.com
Guess what! GenderAnalyser thinks “http://kennysia.com is written by a woman (83%)”.
awesome.
why do men need nipples? because we looked stupid without them!
… gross
Balance.
It’s all about balance. Remove male nipples and you’ll fall backwards.
😉
pinkpau is fuckin hot. hahahahaha
men has nipples so ppl can tell the difference between the front n the back mar! coz men’s boobs are mostly flat…..and some men have hairy chest n back…hahahaha so needs an indication lo!! hehehehe
lol at Debbie’s answer
There’s a book called “Why do men have nipples? Hundreds of Questions You’d Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini”. Check it out =)
there always a reason on why men have nipples..
girls dig men with big pecs and fairly big nipples.
and a bubble butt and washboard abs too..
*Drools.*
er. weird post. 😕
You’re only trying to show off your iPod Nano, no?
*sweat*
-_-lll
How do you manage to make everything look so obscene? Now I can never look or feel iPod the same again. Damn youuuuu!!!! LoL!
1. Decoration
2. It’s only fair ( Cos women have it too)
3. To be licked and sucked too
=)
Adoi!! kalau men tak de nipples, tentu wife dia boring…kosong je……..he he..
Some nipples! I hate it that it keeps playing havoc to my imagination. I mean, when you’re done sucking one, you find that it’s just another rubbery stub – nothing to shout about. I had expected something like yearning out to me to suck it but no such! But when you don’t have it, you yearn for it. Such havoc, I hate it and I love it!
if those are your hairy nipples kenny, I’d distance my self from you. :S
I like ur nipples, so hairy … So small the ipod until can cover ur nipple
CK 5354
that can’t be his nipples…it’s too hairy to be anywhere near the nipple area. must the side of his thighs…
God give a chance to men, if they regret to be a man and want to transform to women, it makes easier for them. See, just pump them up, cut the worm, you got it done.
Else, you need to buy a pair of nipples from India, China or Russia, or MIX?
;p
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i thot mens’ nipples oso quite “sensitive” if “stimulated” by tongue? :p
that pop-up my mind once, what a hideous thought ?!@# .. hehe
Maaaaaaaaaaan THOSE ARE SOME HAIRY ASS TTIS !!! duuuuuee . . . . GROOOOOSSS . ..
lol that’s really funnny XD sometimes, i wonder why too..
-puke-, haha.
Because all embryos start off as females before the chromosome combination finally decides. That’s why men have nipples. 😉
I thought th first pic was Cheesie! :O
cheesie’s too aneroxic..pinkpau hotter
pinkpau is damned hot… i’m wondering if she’s wearing anything underneath? …slurp… makes me horny…
actually, believe it or not, guys CAN breastfeed. yup (check online for this fact)
men do lactate (but not as much as women) and can breastfeed.
🙂
pinkpau’s pau is big! haha..miang gal
The new msn beta sucks !
why do guys have nipples?
Your answer——–>
http://iandang.blogspot.com/2008/11/mouse.html
one of my friend’s blog.
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pinkpau is really hot la… i like her gaya~
hahaha.. good one! i think most people don’t get your joke man.. (they don’t know the ipod scroll “counter clock wise” keypad). 😛
Ya ah, Men nipples for what ya? hahahah
Thanks for the ShortTalk about Windows Live Messenger 14 beta!
Female nipples are for men to suck on.
Male nipples are for women to suck on.
oh goshh… this is one super hairy nipple Kenny!
http://www.kopokopo.blogspot.com
Kenny, ewwww! I’ll never look at Ipod the same way ever again, just like how I look at Al-Rajhi logo. My friend who works in that bank keeps getting shite from me. 😛
LOL. kenny’s hairy nipple ;P
I believe this post is not about what men’s nipples are for, but rather to try to show how intimate the conversation between the author and the hot gal in the picture can get. My imagination is lighting up like fireworks.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA funny last coment by law 😛
You are one hairy guy kenny! haha!
haha
The iPod thing is gross~~ but what a question!! 😛
Haha Gross but farnee as hell man…
And yaaa HOW CAN THAT BE UR CHEST!??!?!!? become chewbaca isit?
Yea, i look boobs, i like boobs!!
i love big boobs woman, although my girl fren don have boobs..
sorry, i spelled wrong my name, stupid d.. shout out for big boobs!!!
Lol!!!! I use to hate to have breast and nipples during puberty times….But now gladly I’m a woman!
Thank goodness i am a guy but its such an irony thing for me to have man boobs!!
for treat ment
ilike boob, i love young boobs .
So that Dad can feed the baby while Mum’s asleep.
Scientifically saying,(you might wanna check up on that,I’m not a biologist but study physics,I just happen to read that)
Woman only produce X chromosomes,guys produce X and Y chromosomes.
X representing female,hence X + X =XX = baby girl!
Whereas when Y chromosomes was matched to the woman’s X chromosomes,
Y representing male,hence X + Y = XY = baby boy!
In other words,all guys are born as a girl in the initial months,developing male characteristics in the later months.
Non-scientifically saying…
We girls just wanna pinch the guys up there 😉
who r u?
DAMN! Who r U? Don’t simple put any name!
I Love Boobs!