Meeting Paris Hilton

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What are the chances! I can’t believe I bumped into Paris Hilton!

No, not the blonde bimbo hotel heiress.
THIS Paris Hilton.

To be fair though, I think the hotel version of Paris Hilton shares many similarities with the human version of Paris Hilton.
For example, Paris Hilton has a very wide entrance.

Every day you see people go in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out.

But most importantly, when you see Paris Hilton, you know you’re not too far away from a huge erection.

I went into the hotel, ordered hot chocolate at the bar and the waiter said “Careful.”
“That’s hot!”


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99 Replies to “Meeting Paris Hilton”

  20. I went into the hotel, ordered hot chocolate at the bar and the waiter said “Careful.”
    “That’s hot!”
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    Kenny,
    ????????????????????????????????????????????????
    🙂

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  27. funny as fuck.
    especially the last part when you said “that’s hot”.
    don’t listen to the people who say it’s not funny.

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  39. why must kenny entertain us in the first place? he is not obligated in any way to be funny la people. zzz.
    he is a blogger, not a clown.

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  41. haha..kena taruk “kau kau” on dis post..but it IS lame..got me cringing just reading d post..but then again,ur just a blogger,not a clown..haha

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  43. your posts are getting really lame, with regards to humour..
    its obvious that the uber nerd/geek from perth who found online fame wouldn’t really be that much interesting for long..
    i guess u made ur 15mins of fame and continue to milk the cash and freebies out of it.. truth be told.. ur here because of your readers.. so why not buck up?
    don’t give us that BS about commitmentsf.. thats just pathetic..

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  44. I dun think he meant to post this as the lame joke sort of way. I am quite impressed in how he mocks the human juz by making comparisons with the building. After all, he’s trying to make a point.

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  57. The in and out, out and in part was slightly funny, but not quite the rest unfortunately. Maybe I hate puns. I like jokes or attempts at making fun of her, because I don’t really like her.

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  73. My first thought when seeing this post was that it’s actually pretty funny in comparison to most of the others!
    I guess a lot of people are saying it’s not cause Kenny’s reader demographic is mostly simpletons who favour crude, slapstick humour instead of tongue-in-cheek wordplay.
    Get an education folks. There’s a lot more to humour than farts and funny faces.

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  76. [quote]I dun think he meant to post this as the lame joke sort of way. I am quite impressed in how he mocks the human juz by making comparisons with the building. After all, he’s trying to make a point.[/quote]
    I don’t know why you are so impressed with this crude attempt at humor. I would never be impressed with anyone implicitly calling a woman a slut. Don’t flatter yourself by assuming you are morally superior.
    Besides, is Paris Hilton really a “bimbo”? Or is that a construction for the media? She sells sex (and I mean like the half-naked girls on MTV, not in the literal way I know you are immediately thinking of for a witty retort), she does dumb stuff for reality shows; she plays the audience and she makes money from it. I wouldn’t call her stupid just yet.
    I’m sorry, I should lighten up but I really cannot stand cheap shots at someone’s character that you do not know personally. This is not some trashy entertainment magazine.

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  78. Sometimes right, it’s never easy to entertain the readers. But I think you’re working way to hard write a post for readers, that they expect always 100% good post.
    BTW, maybe because you’re a celebrity blogger, thus everyone is looking at it this way. 🙂

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  79. nah, that H guy up there has his own sense of humour. korean sense of humour … you wouldn’t get it.
    this post must have been so funny, the chelsea players had a great laugh and forgot to win.

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  82. QUOTE: I don’t know why you are so impressed with this crude attempt at humor. I would never be impressed with anyone implicitly calling a woman a slut… Don’t flatter yourself by assuming you are morally superior… I really cannot stand cheap shots at someone’s character that you do not know personally. This is not some trashy entertainment magazine.
    Hear, hear! This post sounds like it was written by mean-spirited teenage boys giggling over the computer screen. Says VOLUMES about the author’s character.

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  86. you know there’s a fine line between trying and trying too hard?
    the latter is always apparent in guys trying so hard to impress the girls and end up making a fool of themselves.
    at times it backfires.
    in your case, it backfires all the time.
    stop trying to be funny when it doesn’t come natural to you. it makes you look ugly.

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  91. I don’t know who’s more lame…Kenny, or you guys who post here and say he’s lame…
    Get a life the lot of you!!! (including You Kenny!!!!) 😛

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  94. well..kenny has a good sense of humor…those ppl didn’t enjoy or understand and get angry out there…just another…joker!!

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  95. Paris Hilton’s boyfriends are pretty well documented, and the number amounts to only seven.
    Probably only five actually, because Josh Henderson and Tyler Atkins are listed among thm but I think she only went out on a date with them a few times.
    The supposedly multiple partners are a figment of the imaginations of trashy websites and tabloids who delight in bringing celebs down a notch.
    Yes, I admit it. I’m a Paris Hilton fan and I buy her stuff,so flame me LOL.
    I know Paris is only human but her products are good ( her latest cologne FAIRY DUST has already sold over $90 million) she lives a most interesting life, and her foibles are endearing much like her style.
    In short, I love Paris. And the same goes for the city that is named after her.

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