This is bad. This is real bad.
Am I the only one feeling slightly perturbed by this 10-foot-tall Malaysian-made robot on display right now at the KLCC LRT station?
Our robot seems perfectly content speaking fluent Bahasa Melayu in his mechanised accent, educating our little kids about the dangers of Aedes mosquitoes and such, while at the same time moving (or rather, jerking) his arms and torso wildly like only a mechanical robot with chronic rheumatism can.
Never mind the flashing red Darth Vader eyes and mouth that looks like a bird’s beak. Never mind even the fact that he has bloody LOUDSPEAKERS FOR BOOBS!
Hey, after all, I’ve met girls with tits so big, they look like they’re talking to me half the time. Loudpeakers for boobs is NOTHING.
What disturbed me was this.
That bloody perverted robot has a friggin LCD MONITOR hanging out of his pelvis as his dick!
The worst part is, all these while little kids were looking at the monitor thinking they’ve learnt something new about Aedes, when in fact they were STARING AT HIS ROBO-MOJO.
OMG WHAT KINDA SICK ROBOT IS THAT?!
Freak!
What were the critics thinking?
The Promise (starring Cecilia Cheung, Nicholas Tse) is hands-down one of the best Chinese movies I’ve watched in a long time. This is an amazing story of honour, respect, betrayal, and a tragic love story underneath it all. Pity the graphics, which felt a little bit too “computer-generated” at times.
I say watch this flick on the silver screen, and don’t forget to bring along a tissue box. You’ll need it.
hey kenny, u dont kno me but im from perth… that is one weird robot
lisa
Hey Kenny,
you dunno me but im ALSO from Perth. Freaky looking robot… agree with ya on that.
Hahahahahahaha! That’s utterly gross! Gosh, there are like, so many other places to put the monitor, but they actually put it there! Ew!
Only adults will see the robot in that way, I don’t think children will see it the same, unless some adult tell them… Aniway, it indeed gives me a good laugh, haha… stupid robot design.
“…after all, I’ve met girls with tits so big, they look like they’re talking to me half the time…”
Haaahahahaaahaha~~!! C’mon baby~ it says…@@
hahaha i’ve always noticed that robot at the KLCC LRT Station but never thought of it THAT way!!! Lolz!!! Now everytime i look at it..i’ll think about what YOU said!!
Er…. who made the robot? Let me know so that I won’t ask them to design anything!
haha.. i’ve seen it but not in ur perspective! it’s really stupid and degrading for a malaysian robot.. plus it’s placed at klcc where there are many foreigners there.. -.lll
i see the robot everyday, commuting to and from work. the boobs and dick thing never crossed my mind. but you see it once and it imeediately clicks in your mind, you have a sick mind. =)
Goooo Malaysia! lol… really don’t know what to say to this post =p
seriously, this is no joke everyone.
how on earth is the robot gonna make-it with girls with a dick shaped like that??!! there’s no way he can poke it in a girl’s abalone
Did the kids lick the LCD screen?
Hiya kenny, I started reading your blog last Dec, thanks for the laughs!Umm..the robot is actually one of the things I miss about Malaysia..you know,the kind of stuff that makes you laugh cos its either lame/corny/sad/duhh but that can only be found typically in Malaysia?Like mini sized kancils with ferrari-like engines..where else got such thing wan??You hear BRROOOOMM BROOOM on the streets then suddenly one small kuci fatt kancil come out..hahaha..
But what the heck, its home! 🙂
That would be wrong if kids were asked to play with the touch screen lcd.
so they couldn’t figure out whether they want a male or female robot, huh?
I bet those kids touch the LCD…
And also to contain the spread of germs..KLCC official should put a “rubber” sheat or covering on the LCD so germs do no spread thru bodily fluid such as sweat
This pretty much sums up our future as Malaysians.
Dang!
That is one hell of an ugly robot and to place it in one of our tourists spots in Malaysia is disgracing.
I haven’t gone to KLCC in like, a year?
Who the hell designed that robot in the first place? The guy ought to be shot in the nads for that.
Oh well, Malaysia does have loads of ‘creative’ designers after all…
Robot should go…”Do I make you randy? Do I? Do I?”
Haha! One more for the road… Malaysia Boleh!
I’ve been to KLCC LRT station for quite a number of times and I notice that ugly robot as well, but I didn’t notice that the LCD is actually the robot’s dick. How come the robot has boobs and dick at the same time?
I’ve been to KLCC LRT station soooo many times….
But it’s only YOU Kenny, who takes the time to think of such thoughts hahah
Thank God KL has tourists like you LOL ;D
He’s been spotted in the jungles of Johor as well aka bigfoot! 🙂
The look of the Robot is funny but somehow i couldn’t really laugh… i think it’s probably because it’s one of the inventor’s sick joke…
Hahahahah!! Kenny has this uncanny ability to visualise things which nobody else can.
Damn funny!
EngLee, the robot can have boobs and a kuku at the same time what… the same reason how Kenny can have man-boobs (lazer shooting ones, i might add) and big kukunuts. 🙂
Trust you to find humor in daily life. Thumbs up!
Damn robot. How big is the screen? Freaking nude robot showing ALL HIS PARTS. That is the largest LCD dick in wonderland.
Muaahhh ha ha ha…
Ciao;U
garrlie
what a scary “nude” robot!!! Hahahaha
‘moving (or rather, jerking) his arms and torso wildly like only a mechanical robot with chronic rheumatism can.
Cronic Turrettes Syndrome!
Wait till it starts swearin uncontrolably! 🙂
[I am also from Perth … like, who the frig starts a comment like that??? Especially to a guy who USED to live in Perth and now lives in KuCHING??? Really, next they’ll be showing shoes!]
I’m also worried about the robot’s monitor. It’s bigger than mine!!! 🙂
haha =)
yeah, i’ve seen tht robot in KLCC b4 but nvr pay much attention of it.
nvr notice the booby loudspeaker though.
Kenny memang very observant. hehe.
‘Hapuskanlah Aedes’
What an awful looking robot? Even the one in Singapore’s Discovery Center is much leaner and better looking :p
It must be a she-male robot…hahahah…kenny u are very funny!!
damn FUNNY. Kenny boleh!
Kenny…tell us ur dark secret… was it u who designed it? bcs the 3rd pics really looks like u.. =P
Man, I wanna check out that robot!
Looks like i’ll be having lunch in KLCC tommorow.
Always coming out with weird ass useless things… should name it Pedobot.. package includes SubBoobfer and Liquid Cock Display
I would love to think so but too bad…
not only e critics ve critised e movie, so many of my frens tot e show was bad…haha…
dun really like to watch chinese movies cos in singapore, they’ll broadcast it anyway. prefer to watch english movies cos of the effects etc…
OMg… i have seen that thing alot of times… nvr thought bout those “boobs” and “ROBO-MOJO thing”
you damn hamsup… only explanation i can think for the twisted perspective. heh.
I didn’t see that thingy there on New Year’s Day.
The face is just fucking creepy, IMO.
Da-yum.. that’s one fugly thingee. And yeah, why the heck did they build the monitor THERE? o_O;
Happy new year, btw!
You’ve got a new fan here.
Seriously, I have had a crap day and after reading your post, I can honestly say that this is the first time I laughed all day.
Cheers.
im going to KLCC station tomorrow… must bring a cam too 😛
wah KLCC LRT station let you take photos ar? 😀
cute robot! i wish i had one of those thingies in my house.
I think PROTON built that robot…..
I think PROTON built that robot…..
Posted by: chris at January 3, 2006 10:46 PM
ROFL!!!!! Good one, and I AGREE! Haha ;P
dumbness. hahahahahahaha.. welcome to malaysia!
D: I’m going to get nightmares!!
so is the robot a guy or a gal now??
and…dun u think its like a freakingly weird looking… penis? lolz
Hahahaha..yeah i remember that pelvic robot.
had to stand next to it for about fifteen minutes, waiting for someone, and wanted to destroy it by then.
that robot looks sexy… u rekon it digs humans around half his height?
Chuck E Cheese for the 21st Century!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it really THAT great, “The Promise”?
I’ve sworn off any movies with Cecilia Cheung and also, ESPECIALLY those with Twins in it!
Can’t stand all of them!
I used to think Cecilia is very pretty and an OK actress, but now, Ughhhhhhhh…….
Only some one with a sick mind can think of such a sick thing….=)
this shows that malaysia boleh … in doing crappy things LOL!
i hate subliminal messages…. thank god you pointed it out kenny! or our kids would have been looking…. and heaven forbid… playing… with that screen… all the time it was a hidden message… NOOO
a real sad piece of design too i might add
i hate subliminal messages…. thank god you pointed it out kenny! or our kids would have been looking…. and heaven forbid… playing… with that screen… all the time it was a hidden message… NOOO
a real sad piece of design too i might add
Unique.
LOL!!!!
This is funny…
and the proton one just nailed it…
roflmfao!!
Come on , it’s just a robot. What’s the point linking robots with human organs. That’s just plain naive and stupid.
WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This post just made my day. That’s one UGLY robot, by the way.
to robomojo wut?: there isn’t a point. it might be stupid, but it sure as hell is freaking funny. but i doubt that this is ANYWHERE near NAIVE… naive people just don’t think the way kenny does…haha X)
i’ve seen Malaysian robot funnier than this one, it was the year 2003 and i was in Melaka for the MITC, Malaka International Trade Conference or something and during the opening ceremony, there’s a freakin’ skinny guy that dressed up as a robot with a guy holding a so call “remote voice controller” and commanding the robot around, man i still remember the laughs when we saw the guy undress his robot suit…kekekeke…..
Haha that robot’s pretty cool!
hahahahahahahhahahaha…you are INDEED creative!! 3D thinking…
luckily the monitor didnt show a picture of a dick with 2 coconuts on it’s screen !
heck it could be a screensaver !
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