The biggest news last Sunday was obviously our very own Datuk Lee Chong Wei defeating his arch-nemesis Lin Dan to be come the All-England badminton champion.
One man is absolutely over the moon over Datuk Lee Chong Wei’s win, and that man is none other than our beloved Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak.
The PM called Chong Wei before his match, called Chong Wei after his match and stayed up all night just to watch his match.
I dunno, but that kinda enthusiasm is inching dannngerously in on man-crush territory.
Sadly, the PM stopped short on making a decision that would make me give him my vote next Elections. 🙁
He did promise that he would give Chong Wei something though.
Many have wondered what exactly the government will give Chong Wei. After all, our badminton champion already have a ‘Datuk’ title, a RM300K cash prize from his Olympic win and a RM3,000 monthly pension for the rest of his life.
He got the title, he got the money, I mean… what else could he possibly need right?
Until I saw this.
All of the sudden, the Prime Minister refers to Chong Wei as THE Chong Wei.
The Chong Wei. The Chong Wei.
‘The’, as in, The Rock.
Why settle for ‘Datuk’ when you can be called The Chong Wei?
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol wtf finally a good post after so long!
Third!!!!! Dammmmmmmm…………..
now that shows china who is cooking !
hahah great post! cracked me up! thanks!
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF CHONG WEI WINS!!!
NO PUBLIC HOLIDAY FOR MALAYSIANS!!
NO VOTE FOR NAJIB NEXT ELECTION!!
AutoCorrect lah……
LOL! well done. I like d way u express in tis post.
The Chong Wei made Chong Wei sounds like a subject or an object. More specifically, an animal. =S
What happened to his HUGE, THICK gold chain? No wonder he won! All this while, it was so heavy that it prevented him from playing well! LOL!!!
ROFLOL ! good one Kenny !
Firstprize winner please collect your prize from the counter. Second prize winner try again next time
3000 pension money with inflation may not be able to let him survive during retirement… lets face it…. 3000 now cant buy nuts… lets not talk about future
“The PM called Chong Wei before his match, called Chong Wei after his match and stayed up all night just to watch his match. ”
I found this part amusing much and The pictures and screen shots! and its has rhythm relying between THE sentences.
So, now THE is used to replace “DATUK”?
*confused*
I hope the foreign politicians/ppl won’t grab this opportunity to make fun of it..
aww
hahah.. what a good one. .The Chong Wei .. I think he smells what Li Dan is cooking that’s how he whoop his ass!
Najib had lunch with THE CHONG WEI and gave THE CHONG WEI RM100K and an expensive watch (doesn’t look like Rolex, maybe Tag Heuer?)
Anyway, I salute THE CHONG WEI. He has problems regarding his coach but still get to defeat Super Dan. That is the really Malaysia boleh!
Maybe it wasn’t the PM who wrote that?
Hahahaha! Kenny you are back to being funny!!
“beloved” Prime Minister! Hahahahaha! Too funny!
Hey dude, I watched the game on youtube. I gotta say, the intro of Chung Wei was not British like, but more of a WWF match, the only thing missing is ” Are you ready to rumble…………. ?”
How can every time ask for p/holiday
I missed the game, hopefully RTM can replay.
FUCKING
now this is what kennysia should post !
Can you smell what The Chong Wei is cooking?
Ya… missed these kinda posts. Less ad, more jokes / less serious / less ads pls… 😀
Lol.. this is really hilarious..
THE Datuk Chong Wei!!!
give u 200 holidays and the whole parliament will be filled by running dogs. good luck to ur future holidays.
win asean cup get PH. Win AE twice in a row no PH.
Not like we were begging for a PH in the 1st place BUT why start it with a lowly win of some silly ASEAN CUP?
Monthly pension for the rest of his life, RM300K money, “Datuk” title for a Chinese, and finally… a new title of “The Chong Wei”
Rofl!
The Chong Wei got a Nissan Skyline R35 and a X6 wei haha 🙂
the Chong Wei rocksss!! nice post kenny 🙂
Chong Wei work hard for his victory. We shouldn’t make it sound like political move lah
omg The Kenny! this post make me LAUGH?OUT LOUD!!
Too many public holidays in Malaysia ain’t good really for the country’s productivity… Although as a doctor, I would enjoy a good one day break once awhile from working in depressing hospitals.. the bottom line is, it was a wonderful victory for Malaysia…and may it motivate us to do better in the future…
chong wei isn’t an animal. our PM was just referring him with the ‘THE’ to show the people how respected, powerful and influential Datuk LCW is. 🙂 You go Datul Lee! Make us proud. 🙂
oh..i just realized THE Chong wei
noob la
hor a you