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Some time ago, The Star Online puts up a fun online quiz called How Malaysian Are You?
That’s all fine and dandy, but I was thinking – as we become more complex and modern as a society, how do we know what’s Malaysian and what’s not? Some say driving rudely is intrinsically Malaysian, but in Australia their drivers are a hundred times worse than Malaysian drivers. Similarly, your IC might say you’re Malaysian, but when you listen to Britney Spears, eat McDonalds and can’t speak more than two words of Malay, how Malaysian are you?
It has come to a point where we gotta stop wondering “How Malaysian Am I?” and start wondering “How un-Malaysian Am I?” And exactly just how un-Malaysian are you?
There’s only one way to find out.
How un-Malaysian Are You?
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Michael Jackson!
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Guy Sebastian!
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Michelle Yeoh!
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Abdullah Badawi!
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omg, is this suppose to be MCQ? i guess afterall im quite malaysian
This is cute! I got only 50% 🙂 Not too bad.. I think..
i’m michelle yeoh
I am like Badawi lah.. Aiyyoooo
awesome
Badawi … aiyoh?!?
I like the way you blog ….
I’m Malaysian.
alamak….same as pak lah…wait…pak lah 70% not malaysian ah?n he is d PM….confirm si liao lo….lol
40% not malaysia…like michelle yeoh??!?!? hhmm…. Guess i’ve been overseas too long already..
I got 10%!!!!! Muahahahaha…..
Pak Lah not Malaysian? How many percent you got, Anand?
I got 16% not Malaysian (can be lower if I purposely choose some other answer) and I also got pak lah.
OMG~~~~ 69% un-malaysian!!!
Guy Sebastian~!!!
60% Malaysian like Guy Sebastian. hahaha
That was fun. Thanks! :p
Mind sharing with us your result? 😉
Opps… I mean 60% un-Malaysian.
My apologies.
i 70%….
I’m 52% not Malaysian as to Guy Sebastian 😉
alamak….same as pak lah…wait…pak lah 70% not malaysian ah?n he is d PM….confirm si liao lo….lol
i’m michelle yeoh too, 47% hahaha.. but i’m not malaysian to begin with, not bad i guess 😛
60% unm’sian???!!!…Guy Sebastian 😛
I’m so not Malaysian….and I’m comparable to Guy Sebastian?? Hrmmmm…67%
nothing to blog????????????
Being a resident in Australia having visited Malaysia on many occasions, the things I notice about your drivers are their lack of patience, courtesy for others and respect for road rules (or rules in general). There are lunatic drivers in Australia as well, but driving in Austraila is generally a relaxing experience even when you’re stuck in traffic. It could have to do with the laid back atmosphere here, but you’d be more inclined to stay within the speed limit, stop at stop signs and give way to others.
OMG, i;m 100% not Malaysian. So i’m kenny sia? Gosh~
lame
58%…guy sebastian? lol~!
Lol I’m 33% not M’sian which is Michelle Yeoh. 100% true as I really don’t understand the culture in M’sia. All I ever do is study Sejarah which always makes me sleepy!
i’m 52%..GUY SEBASTIAN…..
LOL….
damn kenny you’re good.
damn lame..
hahaah i am michelle yeoh 45% un-malaysian.
lol kenny u’re funny!
16% and like badawi? eeee….
i became a fags.
zzz michelle yeoh
35% un-malasian, i’m proud of my self.
i have a 30% un malaysian art blog too.
http://30dayartist.com/blog
im 18% niah
LOL! Good one Kenny! You never cease to amaze me with your creativity on this site! =)
I’m 57% NOT Malaysian – like Guy Sebastian haha!
Aiyahh… the moment I click on “smile back and say hi” to the stranger and not “clutch my bag” also I know sure NOT Malaysian liao hehehe….
“but in Australia their drivers are a hundred times worse than Malaysian drivers. ”
Kenny!!!!!
We are not!
We are WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY better drivers than Malaysians, Singaporeans, Thais, Indonesians…oh…and the list goes on…!
How can 3 lanes turn into 6?! People don’t indicate here!
:o)
Ok, one thing us Aussies do well…is…COMPLAIN.
Just doing my part for the Aussies.
Toodles!
41% not Malaysian, hey at least im 59% malaysian? haha PASS no need kickback to china, will my percentage lower if I choose spoon and fork instead of chopstick?
let see if i purposely pretend malaysian, Congratulations Motsu, you are 25% not Malaysian..pak lah! haha…
Kenny you must be psychic. How else can you know that I am 69% not Malaysian and chose Guy Sebastian (Australian Idol 2003) as a representation of how unMalaysian I am cos I am in Australia?!?!
LEGEND mate!
not a malaysianz at all so i din bother to try e survey
lolz
hmm how come tat looks like sanyan in sibu..
WTF !!!! I’m 6% unmalaysian… that means im 94% malaysian???????? whoa!!!
Wahahha.. i got micheal jackson !
you are 93% not Malaysian.
ooo!!!
23%!!
Badawi!!
shyt.. dun wanna b him..
T.T
The result very the kanasai wan.
wtf, i scored 73%…….
as un malaysian as Guy Sebastian…?
omfg….iam gay….
Aussie drivers worse than Malaysian drivers? You’ve lost the plot my man. I never feared for my life more than when I was travelling by car in KL.
I got like 42% of UN-Malaysian. That’s so funny. Go go Malaysia. TO all the wannabes “UN-MALAYSIAN”, stop being so angmoh for lar…
Reminds me of this young guy with an aussie accent talking on the phone while on a bus as we were heading into KL. He went “I can’t believe the driving that I’m seeing!” nonstop as he looked around, quite horrified, as he described the way the motorbikes, taxicabs and buses were swirling around him.
michael jackson? wtf???
walao, how can..not accurate one leh….if u ask me, malaysian drivers more skillful cos they’re better at maneuvering in very tight spaces then expert at potong-ing other cars also
wa, 8 % not malaysian wor…
Well, personally, I think that whether you truly belong to Malaysia or not, depends on your heart. Your sincerity in patriotism and what you’re willing to do for your country =)
I’ve got Mich Yeo too! 45% Un-Malaysian.
Congratulations knnbccb, you are 70% not Malaysian.
That means you’re as Malaysian as…
Guy Sebastian!
LAWL is funny
lol I got Michael Jackson!!!
wah lau! 45% not malaysian. cool!
I’m michael Jackson and i’m 80% not malaysian. Haha
69% Un Malaysian – Guy Sebastian?? Goodnessss….
Guy sebastian malaysian kan?
How come got guy sebastian???
so guy sebastian’s like 30% malaysian???
How come???
omg…55% not malaysian..te 44% de?more like ang moh?
my bad…*45%..
I’m michael Jackson and i’m 80% not malaysian. Haha
…
I got 38% NOT Malaysian..like Michelle Yeoh..
But hey that’s bad because I. Am. NOT MALAYSIAN!!! I am merely a Singaporean who has fair knowledge of our neighbouring country, and not a faithful 62% Malaysian.. T_T (No offence to Malaysians though. I thought it was quite weird, being a Singaporean and all…)
lolx… guy sebastian???? omfg.
Hmm. Got 34%… Michelle Yeoh. >.>
And by the way, isn’t that Wisma Sanyan in the picture above? OMG, Kenny Sia Dot Com recently came to Sibu!!!
I’m just 16% un-Malaysian. ^^
Guy Sebastian!! HAHAHA!! Funny 8-p Suppose I am… moved to Australia when I was young and really no accent! And nooo waaaay are Australian drivers worse! At least my mother can drive here… she dare not drive in Malaysia 8-p I probably wouldn’t either.
I agree, the drivers here in Sydney are nowhere close to as bad as in KL
=/ Guy Sebastian again….eh I want to be KENNY SIA…larr…
I’m 9% NOT-Malaysian. And I’m Singaporean. 🙂
I like the third question.
When I saw the first choice, my first thought was “Awwww, cute.”
Lawl.
70% un-malaysian. why why am i not surprised? hehehe
guy sebastian no no no…
100% unmalaysian and u will be micheal jackson not kenny sia as someone said above
70% UN-MALAYSIAN AND PROUD OF IT!!!
Why Guy Sebastian anyway? Hmm… long time didn’t hear any of his songs. Is he still in showbiz??
Some would say I have cultural identity crisis but who frikkin cares ne?! BoO!
well kinda funny post…
but why Guy Sebastian ?
can’t I get someone else ?
haha ! 70% un-Malaysian !!!
fug chius rahhh…chius running out of ideas izzit fatso???
Walau, 7% un-Malaysian for me at best, and i can’t hold myself from laughing each time i see BADAWI!… (yeah i tried few time trying to get lower %).. who got the least un-Malaysian here??
The fact that Kenny said that Aussie drivers are worse than Malaysians just goes to show how out of touch he is with Malaysia already…
Walau, 7% un-Malaysian at best! I just can’t help laughing each time I see BADAWI!… (yup I tried few times trying to get lower %).. Who got the least un-Malaysian % here??
I’m 48% unMalaysian but I Singaporean leh! =.=
yessss.. i am 0% not malaysian at the second try, 1st try got 13%…
haha nice one kenny..
kenny sia you play kingdom of loathing also?
wah lao eh, wen jun, lets see u come up with sumthin cool then. i bet yours is so much lamer than this
hahaha… 60% unMalaysian… at least i have to say i know england places as im living in Leicester now! thank you…but only 60% huh? i think should be more what, for my case hehehe
oh gosh , im 100% malaysian and u published my naked photo!!!
kenny is in fhm… september issue~! muahaha
Congratulations Tun Curryholic, you are 60% not Malaysian.
That means you’re as Malaysian as…
Guy Sebastian !
How Un-Malaysian Are You?
I am as Malaysian as Michelle Yeoh >_
Im guy sebastian 🙂 lol. 53%
Sweet. kenny, i
Michelle Yeoh had a boob job?
i’ve been living here forever and i’m Guy SeBaSTian??? need to get my hair done~~
omg! im 70% not malaysian…
aiyo the result wrong adi!
i shud be 100% not malaysian mah!!!
i prefer japan =x
woww~ 73% unMalaysia.. Haha I guess that’s understandable – I’ve never really fitted in, in Malaysia.. :\ Despite the fact that I hold a Malaysian passport.. Oh well-
Hehe.. 20% not malaysian. lol. i wish it was… err ..0%? ahha
Aussie drivers r one of the rudest…they will shout here shout there…
HaHa. I am a Singaporean. But just for fun, I take this test. I am 30% un-Malaysian. LOL. I am not a Malaysian but I understand Malaysia so well.
im 50%! i think that’s good enough!
malaysian flag is more of decoration accessories to me by the way it is being displayed.yet they thought they are being patriotic. how stupid!
in dubai, but heart n soul still like a malaysian like badawi… HAHAHHAA
I’m 38% not Malaysian.
All thanks to my malaysian mum. -.-
im 50% malaysian. haha..on the border line 😉
i got Mihelle yeoh…
I’m 57% NOT Malaysian – Guy Sebastian? so, what does guy sebastian got to do then with being not malaysian??? *confused*
wakakaka
me like badawi …13%
The ironic thing is I’ve lived in the UK for 7 years now, and I am less Un-Malaysian (according to this quiz & the Star quiz) then the people who sound as Malaysian as it gets. In the end, it’s not what you know or don’t know that makes you a Malaysian, it’s who you ARE. I know the theory of it all: Be rude, be late, be stupid, but the fact that I would proudly wave my Malaysian flag doesn’t mean I have to be all that!
Norwegian but only 18% not malay. I’m Badawi. However, I live in Singapore so I knew the “correct” answers… 😉
70% =______________________=
82%, Michael Jackson. LOL. Ah well, understandable since, though I’m Asian, I’m really influenced by certain Western things.
hi kenny,
love your blog!
happy merdeka malaysia!
considering the fact i’m not malaysian, i got a decent 42%!! hur hur…
and i had a dream about u the other nite. why? i have no freakin idea!! haha… that’s all u need to know.
im 62% …. but no consider as a msian but I AM OK
i am 66% un-msian. haha.
it’s so phoney! people who scored 34% got michelle yeoh..i score 50% and got michelle yeoh too…urgh..y didn’t it says jimmy choo? lolz..
and i’m a malaysian…since everybody is exclaiming it..
actuali ..for question#2 i not onli hav d fork n spoon n d saucer..i hav alot of them..d metal ones n plastic ones oso got….i also hav their cups…
I got michael jackson:) not that i very happy with it.
what? im guy sebastian???? but i think i VERY malaysian!!!
mwahahahahaha…Im 20% not malaysian..!!
like who…??
Pak Lah lor…
Har, Malaysia’s PM oso 20% not malaysian ar??
SHIT…I AM 13% UN-MALAYSIAN…!!!
DAMN IT..I FAILED THE TEST…
tat sounds bad….hahaa….!
Who the f***is Guy Sebastian?
KL driving=NY city driving where anything on 4 wheels has a dent or more. rest of my is relatively normal except for the occasional road rage bone heads.
mbikers are the worst but still not as bad as Taiwan where going aginst the flow is not uncommon …Kaoshung being the worst. another thing that they do over there that’s horrifying to us spectatators is that they use their scooters as family mobils – a whole family of 4 and sometimes 5 would be on it…aaahh thank heavens for malaysia…i guess in china the family mobil is the pedal bike…just kidding..not been there yet..one of these days..not soon i hope.
KEep writing Kenny…
50 percent, Michelle Yeoh….
figures….
ahh my first time trying this and i get guy sebastian.. is he even malaysian?
Aiyoh, me chano only 52% amalaysian ah? Neber mind lah, i am alrealy obersea now. got sick of bumilandlah….
wow.
77% un-Malaysian.micheal jackson. and im performing during merdeka day. pfft.
What? 55%? I’m as Malaysian as can be.
i got 50%???
that’s soo sad. i’m proud being malaysian.
anyways, anyone noticed how we seem to lack a whole lot of flags and banners this year? as in, for all my life (17 years so far) i’ve seen national flags galore all over KL once it’s august… it’s now the 28th and…. nothing??
apa jadi?
hmmn. happy merdeka!
ps, mr. kenny sia, your answer for question number one… you play Kingdom of Loathing arh?
r u shuur ornot, dont bluff
mine 51% un-malaysian. Guy sebastian??? erk!
Gosh, 60% un-Malaysian! Will my citizenship be on the rock? (tongue in cheek)
I am congratulated as not Malaysian. Uh, stated that I am a M’sian like Michelle Yeoh. ._.
Wedding of the year? haha… The live telecast of Siti & Datuk K. is just a few hours ago :p
Anyway, nice one… Hope everyone else enjoy it as well 🙂
so 71% Unmalaysian.
Failed to be Malaysian. Nvm..
never like to be one anyway.
wahahhaa.. i am badawi, nearly choke…… LOL….
I got Guy Sebastian and I’m in Perth. What a coincidence….
I got 10% un-m’sian!
Mr PM…lol
75% not malaysian.. guy sebastian.. 🙁
80%, just like Michael Jackson?
HMMmm.. am I the “highest” so far?
73% un-malaysian, and proud of it! heheh im singaporean lah
eh ehm.. 32% un-Malaysian, Michelle Yeoh *LOL*
OMG!!! I’m Badawi!!! Ewww… I feel dirty….
Guy Sebastian, who the Fxxx is he?
I have much less hair!
what the fark? michelle yeoh? who? who’s the bitch la dey? hahaa
Quote:
Congratulations irda, you are 70% not Malaysian.
Huhuhuhuhu…
haha.i got 56% guy sebastian! xD
I got Guy Sabastian for being 73% not Malaysian. Whoa! I’m good! Proud to be un-Malaysian!
er.. i got 66 percent non msian.. is tht a good thing?? i dont like tht picture of Guy sebastian… and he’s is soooooo uglay! hahaha.. no offence. erm… so can i like change the person i got?? heh.. x)
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I am Michelle yeoh. Is it good thing or poor thing?
OH Snap!!!! OMG, 62% like GUY SEBASTIan…oooopssssssss lolllllll
guy sebastian…oooops…snap
guy sebastian =..=”
im a guy sebastian??
53% un-malaysian.. hell no..!! im not sebastian…
Guy Sebastian? what the..?
issit because today is merdeka day so i’m like Pak Lah??!! argh!! i want an engtau one!!
cis~~this is a very stress MCQ
I got 73% not Malaysian. And good thing to… as I am Singaporean. LOL.
woo~! me Badawi oh… Good citizens of M’sia vote for me in 2020… i shall be a good leader & do my best to get rid of corruption, make M’sia….. *and the list goes on*
>,
Why I’m 60% not Malaysian??? Like Guy Sebastian???
95% not malaysian like michael jackson :p
Me 17% un-M’sian… like PM…. ho ho ho
merdeka in foochow is å–猪脚。i only get 8% and as badawi as well 🙁
try speak å–猪脚in foochow fast..it is MERDEKA!
🙂
i’m 21% not malaysian.. hahah love it.. but be a PM huh… sorie not my taste..
5. You’re walking along in a shopping centre when the young lady in front of you suddenly slipped and fell. You…
A) Look at her in bewilderment, then continue on your journey.
B) Help her up
C) Help her up but only if she’s hot n ask for her phone number.. hahahaah!!!
How the hell am I only 27% not Malaysian?
This means that I’m 73% Malaysian?!?! I don’t even know very well where Malaysia is 🙂
wow im 73% not Malaysian….uber cool
60% not msian… guy sebastian.. does that mean i need to change sex?? Hmm….
Im as malaysian as michelle yeoh? is she malaysian? O_o
haha.. 56% un-malaysian
dayumn, michelle yeoh is hot! watagayyyy
but, nvm, im apparently as malaysian as her. so that would KINDA make me er…hot too? +p
i’m 23% not malaysian. i dont want badawi. i want Mahathir..weeee
i’m 53% not malaysian but i answered the questions based on what i really do , that is help a lady up when she falls no matter how she looks like . i eat with a pair of fork and spoon even though i’m chinese. and i think teh tarik is a drink poured from a can to another. and i will always say hi to someone else when they smile at me.
why does that make me not malaysian? are all malaysians that unconsiderate? does that mean that the PM is very, erm… barbaric because he’s very Malaysian?
haha…. nice one… Michelle Yeoh
1st time visiting… keep on the good job k
gess wat.. i onli got 51% of malaysian.. and i was born there..hehe..wat do i care..and im a malay..omg3..so im Michelle Yeoh hu ever she is..haha..
walao yeah~ me – 33% unmalaysian wo
i suppose i ll be > 99%
got top floor said msian are lunatic drivers, yea i agreed with u but dont forget we can get lunatic becoz our driving skills are very closed to professional ~ or mayb can compete with fast n furious leh~
‘Liverpool United’? Like, dude, srsly.
Holy shit, you are 36% not Malaysian,
hmm been overseas for like 4 years and i am still 64% Malaysian!!!! Impressed indeed. Same as Michelle Yeoh? OMGWTFBBQ -_-.
Cool i’m 13% unmalaysian… Great test
eleh.. 30% un-malaysian weh!
Congratulations , you are 36% not Malaysian.
Kui!
Hehe…How you know i’m pak lah juniour in da same highschool?? Sure same same la… =P
Michelle Yeoh I am
Your questionnaire suck.. so stereotypical.. youre just degrading.. if you wanna ask ppl how malaysian are you then make your quiz your questionnaire.. if you think this is what being malaysian is.. Youre just not worth it.
lol 65% guy sebastian… i thought i would get more than 65% but…oh well
i’m singaporean and i’m as malaysian as abdullah badawi. not bad huh.
Congratulations , you are 50% not Malaysian.
55% non malaysian. and i’ve only been out of m’sia once.
75% not malaysian. guy sebastian? lol
60% Guy Sebastian…go me!
32% non malaysian!
50%…
I am on par with the Prime Minister.
I score 66%, this is cool!
I got 48% not Malaysian. But true anyway, I Singaporean.
knnccb…guy sebastion…
u trying to make it undesirable to be unmalaysian issit…haha
Congratulations moluska-t, you are 26% not Malaysian. That means you’re as Malaysian as…Michelle Yeoh!
yeah, i wanna to post the result HERE!!!
Heh, another guy sebastian here…should we be proud for the sucessful globalization effect??
Btw, you forgot to put Q that ask “do u know the proper usage of ‘lah’/ what is ‘lah’?
a) The syllable naming the sixth (submediant) note of a major or minor scale in solmization
b) Left Anterior Hemiblock
c) A word to end your every sentence so that it feels complete.
Note: Guy Sebastian dont use lah lah…
Go Malaysian!!!
hahahah im like guy sebastian? not bad…not bad at all…alwiz wanted to have his hair style…hehehehe
Michelle Yeoh.. Uhh hoo~! If i had choice..i wouldn’t want to be malaysian!! unless i could be famous like michelle yeoh hehehe…..
wtf…i’m gay sebastian…afro hair kao kao wei…
omg, i’m 17% not malaysian, and i’m a singaporean…-_-“‘
fuck this shit
OMG i m 19% un-malaysian ?? which mean i m 81% malaysian .. but i m from singaporea … man .. i tot we singaporean always better then you malaysian ..
Hahaha, it is funny reading how people DO NOT want to be a typical Malaysian, but infact they are as Malaysian as one can be. Malaysia may not be as good as those countries that many seemed to praise and etc., but hey it is not a bad country … well besides the whole snatch thief thing, horrible drivers, pollution, and unfriendliness of the people here. Don’t blame the country for what it has become, blame the people for not educating themselves to be a better person.
I got 35%. Goddangit i’m as un-malaysian as michelle yeoh? She’s malaysian innit?
OCHIBALA……
I’m Michelle Yeoh, too.
Funny quiz, LOL.
Malaysia Boleh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boleh mikin kereta yang bagus sangat!
Harga pun tentu Boleh Sangat!
I m as msian as Abdullah Badawi! hahhaa….damn, so unbelievable
I’m michelle yeoh. >.
i m michelle yeoh!!!
lolz…
Oh dear God! I’m a Michael Jackson? So, 97% will get me a Jacko? wtf…lol. I’ve got to brush up on my Malaysian…
Tried just for fun… quite flattering ler… no cos I’m 32% un-Malaysian (even though by citizenship I’m 100% non Malaysian… because results say I am like Datuk Michelle Yeo lar! Aiyah! So swee!
I got 63% un-malaysian! woot!
i’m like Badawi..
damn.. i`m only 31%.. michelle yeoh!
Why hasn’t anyone got 0% un-Malaysian. Am i that gung-ho ah? I guess Singapore has no effect on me..yet..
I got 52% – Guy Sebatian
60% Un-Malaysian… something I would be extremely horrified before Pak Lah took over. Now… could be a good thing!
72% un Malaysiam @@
haha nvm nvm M’sia boleh=p
That means you’re as Malaysian as…
guy sebastian~ wow
wahh..46% not malaysian
=54% malaysian..
..40% chinese..
..6% aussie??
aiiyahh..i can’t even speak malay..whyy like ths wan??
arrgh i’m MJ
i’m like 80% non m’sian
where can like that wan!!!
c i said “wan” i am a malaysia
lolz
=)
aiyo wad???? 64% not malaysia. WOO!!! i agree. i often failed my bm exam…..
same same here~fail fail exam =_=, stupid bm oo~!!
Omg. Dude, I got Abdullah Badawi, and I’m not even Malaysian?! o.0 3% not malaysian? o.00!
Omg I’m a SINGAPOREAN. When did I become a Malaysian?
90% not malaysian. As un-malaysian as.. lol. Michael Jackson.
Just one point to make, I reckon that Malaysian drivers are worse than Australian drivers but then again, I live in Perth so.. lol.
I am malaysian and i have been to australia on several occasions and if anything at all, their drivers are waaaaaaaaay better than malaysian drivers. Most observe the speed limits, road rules and are courteous on the road. Most malaysians do the exact opposite here. Sorry, kenny, but that’s one BIG point that i disagree with you. I am just saying what is true. Malaysian drivers are jackasses!!!!!
i eat using my 5 fingers leh…how come that not in the option 😛
shitt!!!!!! 73% not malaysian!!! what wrong with me>or the test wrong?
SO LAME, JACLYN VICTOR RULES
How un-Malaysian Are You?
Congratulations CK, you are 16% not Malaysian
I’m truly am MALAYSIAN eh?
I got Michelle Yeoh, and 37% percent non-malaysian…
wow, so that means I’m 60%+ Malaysian!!!! Wow, I’m not even malaysian too…
(half other asian…)
78% un-malaysian…
walau!Michael Jackson!!!
This is great, I’m as Malaysian as… Guy Sebastian! Only 40% Malaysia, I must as well leave this country. lol
= =V
Congratulations , you are 2% not Malaysian
Me Pwn you all = =||
I got 12% un-Malaysianity. Just like Badawi.
I’m from Germany.
hello mr kenny sia,
how are you doing?
You have a very popular website.. A lot of my friends give a positive comment to your website. Well done..
Do keep in touch.. Meanwhile, if you are still contact with Mr Eric Tan, please send my regard to him as well..
Ciao.
WT 65% I got guy sebastian
well…
guy sebastian won favorite aussie award last night on whatever it call award night in Sydney, kenny, you might need to consider to exclude him like TOTALLY from your poll list or put him on 100% un-Malaysian list
if you want to know where about/ who the hell is guy sebastian, here you go
http://forums.guysebastian.com.au/index.php?
63% not Malaysian… oops…
if at the first attempt i tried and the result was 80+ with the guy sebastian stuff….and the second try was 40+ with michelle yeoh…….all i can say about MALAYSIANS is that they are a bunch of rude creeps who do not care so much about others as themselves……self ignorant and complacent pigs i would say!
Woooo got only 90% w00t@g3
im MJ >.
omg! tho its 84% un malaysian but how can you compare it to MJ? i’m gutted..i don’t wanna be compared to MJ..i lived in Malaysia for 1/3 of my life!
Yes! I’m 100% malaysian…..why it is so bad to be a malaysian? I thank God my great great grand father are smart and hrd working to row further than cambodia and not to hard working to reach indonesia…is good to be in malaysia.
Woah 100% and i have never left the country all me life!
63% not malaysian.. and i’ve lived here for as long as i can remember. guess it’s the influence of TV.. LONG live The ASTRO!!! =P
i’m 77% un-malaysian – the same as Michael Jackson! 😉
oh and for the record, Australian drivers are excellent – probably one of the best standards of drivers in the world. who gave you the idea that malaysians were better drivers?? you have to be JOKING right?
hey ppl.. i am 0% not Malaysian. COOL.. I am 100% Malaysian
wahahaha i am 0% unmalaysia! which means im 100% malaysian!!! this is cool man! muahahhahaha
Gosh… i’m like pak lah la. gosh prime minister not so malaysian. who is he then.. iban? sarawakian?! i hope then. agik idup agik ngelaban!!!
haha.. im 60% un-malaysian? im like guy sebastian la.. at least im un-malaysian the good way.. i believe.
0% not malaysian? whaa, i so malaysian one mer..
WAT?!i m as malaysian as badawi????
m i such a mental case???
ew……….change it, i m sooo not badawi……….yucks…….sickening 2 even think about it…….i think i ate a sock again………….
hahhahah corecction prenzz badawi is pak lah father…. malaysia Prime minister name is abdullah, heheheh
hahaha.. i 71%, guy sebastian.. funny la this thing.. Maybe i should practice my BM more than english.. XD…
63% un-malaysian
gosh, im just like gay sebastian. awesome..
63% not malaysian as well! hahaa.. im so not like gay sebastian
hahahaah…this quiz is crazy….
but it is the truth about malaysian…
great one ha
didnt know michelle yeoh is hot 😛
I got 0% not malaysian. So im lelaki melayu terakhir
ohhhh! 50-50!! i’ll make it ANYWHERE.. so bodoh. =.=
anyways, ala, im proud to be a MALAYSIAN ok!! =)
and wei, why no DATUK JIMMY CHOOS? filthy rich wei.
you are 52% not Malaysian. and I’m as Malaysian as guy sebastian? wtf? I answered everything from the bottom of my heart. I guess I’m really not malaysian…….
im 76% not malaysia..jus like michael jackson! OMG
I got 30% hehe
to get 0% here is the answer
A,C,C,C,A,C,C,B,A,C
im michelle yeoh…
haha, it is funny. mine is 43%.
i am michelle yeoh, hehe!
im 49% not malaysian? ahaa like michelle yeoh~
50%…hahaha
Congratulations est, you are 43% not Malaysian.
That means you’re as Malaysian as…
Michelle Yeoh!
How Un-Malaysian Are You?
hoo?
what do you mean by
‘congratulation’??
ahahah… same as michelle yeoh!
same as mcihelle yeoh?
erk…really?
*feeling with mr. bond!* hakhak
how come I be like guy sebastian?
62% not malaysian?
huh~
75% not Malaysian ?? I am 100% “Penang lang”…
holding Austria passport !! Thanks..
20% not Malaysian…haha 100% Singaporean =)
i 50% not m`sia.. not really bad aite..
50-50
51% not msian? not true. there’re always some nice and un-nice ppl everywhere in the world le. i believe all places have their nice n unnice things.
– beginning of story –
living in melb for 4 yrs, i love the time relaxing at cafe, park, fishing and shopping. ppl here do watch the speed limit very strictly n give way all the time while keeping distance. msian r famous to stay as close as to the front car as possible so no one can get in. yes, it’s pretty scary.
but i don’t understand why some aussie with such a wide road can’t just let us stop at the side for 2 seconds for my cousin to jump into the car but have to yell the F*ck word. i also don’t understand why we’re in bike riding slowly in between 2 lanes and stopping cars, careful not to scatch their cars but they also have to honk n yell the F word at us.
i’d never been so stressed driving all my life back home. here, i have to watch my meter for speed limit all the time that i can’t really concentrate on the road and get dizzy easily as i also have to brake to go slower when going downhill (roads here are very hilly) and make sure i’m at 100km/hr at highway so i don’t get honked if i only reach 80km/hr with my small car.
i’d never been so worried having to check all the signs where to stop, where not to stop, which place only 15 mins parking, while only free parking after 6pm and so forth. advice for bike riders in Aus, local here are not used to seeing bike so be careful on the road as they’ll most probably don’t see you when changing lanes or opening the door.
i’ve a friend who flew away from her bicycle due to someone opening the door without looking back and i’d just been crashed into by a P plate youngster driving too fast at red light without a P on his car. sometimes i think they depend on the rules too much that they forgot about logic sense.
i like australia lifestyle but i’m proud to be malaysian too so i’m not giving up my malaysian passport.
– end of story –
i`m like pak lah??
does it mean i`m d next PM??
huaarrrwwahhahahah
im like pak lah!hahaha…proud to be a malaysian!
urm,i’ve got 43% not malaysian.aduhai~~huhu,michelle yeoh gakS.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo, i’m micheal jackson
ah, who is michelle yeoh wor? o.O LOL
omg,omg,OMG!!!!! 73% not malaysian..I don’t believe it! Then, where I suppose to put myself into??
i’m 63% not malaysian….i’ve got guy sebastian…hahaha
what??? i’m 70% not malaysian….like guy sebastian..
Only got 23%, Badawi? Hmmm
I’m Micheal Jackson! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
I am 73% un-Malaysian.. hmn.. I thought i was gonna be at least 80% un-Malaysian !!
crazy la, how come i’m guy sebastian?????????
how come i am 75% not malaysian as guy sebastian? i am 100% malaysia and born in malaysia. Only difference not a bumi. 😛
whoa… 90% not malaysian. Im like Michael Jackson! lolz
im michell yeoh! 33% non malaysian! tiam la….
aya!!!!! im Guy Sebastian……… and 63% non malaysian …. what des it ment aaaaaaaa ?!@#$%^&*
Congratulations , you are 10% not Malaysian.
That means you’re as Malaysian as…
Abdullah Badawi !
How Un-Malaysian Are You?
hahaha….i’m only 13% not Malaysian. Hahahaha, as Malaysian as Abdullah Badawi. LOL! This site made my day…I should fly over to Malaysia from Shanghai and be a politician. Hahhaahhahahaha
I believe how Malaysian we are lies on our hearts. And it doesnt matter whether we are westernised, colonialised, or just embracing the present & future… as long as deep down within, we know that we are Malaysians! 🙂
Warmest regards
http://www.themalaysiapage.com
i am guy sebastian! 60% not malaysian
i got 52%! same as Guy Sebastian! =P who create diz queations ha??!!? However, i’m proud to be MALAYSIAN!! (“v”)
waaa…..im just 45% to be a malaysiannn OMG…..
i got 33%! LOL
guy sebastian hahahah
………55% not Malaysian.
Should have guess !! haha~~
woah..im a malaysian like michael Jackson?
wah lao weii
i tot like bob marley
by the way,hey kenny,i dnt like u mention anything bout Jesus,are u racist?
Hey kevin, the Jesus reference was in regards to the controversial movie ‘Da Vinci Code’.
80% Un-malaysian?? As in Eighty percent NOT Malaysian???? And a Michael Jackson too??
Man, am i really dat horrible? I’m malaysian lah! Eat tosai and listen to Rudy and JJ one u know!
aiyoh.. im michelle yeoh.. wah i suddenly got boobs ar now? haha
aiyo….i am like pak lah!!!!OMG!!=_=”
huh…me 63% not..
…
I’ve discovered how to get 100%!
C B A A B
A A A B A
wow! i got Michelle Yeoh! cool! migration! LOL!
i got michelle yoh..
i got micheal jackson. ahhh. 93%
lmao
mmm… michelle
Congratulations , you are 42% not Malaysian.
That means you’re as Malaysian as…, Michelle Yeoh..
Thats because my mother is a Singaporean, ROFL!! xD..
But she gained Malaysia nationality after she got married with my dad, 17 years ago.. XD
according to your quiz.. im 58% non malay..
truth is im 100% british born (HK) chinese.. apraently.. tho i dont look like either of my parents n they always say i’m “picked up from the streets”
prob explains y i get on wiv many m’sian ppl lol
hahaha im 53% not malaysian!!!
im guy sebastian!! lol
****er…..73 friggin’ percent un-malaysian…and here i WAS -notice past tense- strutting around claiming im oh-so-malaysian….dang.
i’m 60% un-Malaysian…so what do i do now?
eeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I am 93% un-Malaysian like Michael Jackson!!!
🙁
What? I looked like Guy Sebastian, 67% un-Malaysian? Must be working with Mat Salleh causing me to add this %.
Gosh! I am 58% un-malaysian like Guy Sebastian and 13% like Pak Lah~ Hehe.. Man, I like your questions especially the teh tarik and movie part. Nice~
w00t!
“teh tarik” is teh name of teh l33t h4x0r who’ll pwn j00 @$$ if j00 n0t c4r3fu|.
Congratulations yy, you are 18% not Malaysian.
I am a truly 100% malaysian!!!
ROFL
Very Malaysian because i live here.
i’m like guy sebastian =.=
I’m 32% un-malaysian??? And as Malaysian as Michelle Yeoh?? pleaseeeeeee!!!
im 21% un malaysian
same as pak lah
wahahahaha
haha…i’m 48% not malaysian…this figure is better than what i thought.. 😛 I’m as Malaysian as Michelle Yeoh…
Michael Jackson? I mean like, he actually has TOURED in Malaysia before? I didn’t know that!
wth….i live in aus and i am 43% not malaysian…..should be 75%
am as malaysian as Michael Jackson. 80 percent. lolx. dont think there’s anyone worse than me.OMFG.
guy sebastian??
anything better tat miki-zilla :p
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aiyyo looks like most singaporeans got below 50% un-Malaysian XD.I’m 33% un-Malaysian like michelle yeoh but I’m a dude laXD
So in short I’m 67% malaysian!(Well I.AM.A.MALAYSIAN ANYWAY.)
20% un-malaysian…what?! But I am korean XD
i m guy sebastian…
68 % un-malaysian..huhu
i m malaysian meh.
Michelle Yeoh!
Hoho..its nice survey!
i’m 42% not malaysian… huk3…
Oh dear…55% not malaysian like –> Guy Sebastian (Who is he?)
how true…
Mary Magdalene wasn’t a prostitute. Even the Cath church acknowledge that now. I doubt you’ll read much of your 300+ comments (or at all) but if you’re reading this – do a bit of reading before referencing anything.
haiyoh. 70% not malaysian??
fuu..
am i sgt tak patriotik-kah?
I am Guy Sabastian
East mside ae like Auckland New Zealand like Glen innes hahahahahahahahaha fuck malaysia
hi my name is ruby im from New Zealand and i am 15 years old i play basket ball and love to drink
47% Malaysian????????? what!!!??? I could have get higher mark man!!!!!!
what the heck??? I am only 60% Malaysian!!??? man…i expected higher. it would be nice to know the answers of which you d get 0% un malaysian. very creative blog.
hahahahaha… i am 5% unmalaysian. so i am 95% malaysian same as pak lah….wth~~~
the most interestin’ and hilarious survey i’d come across…LOLz..
My boobs almost fell off like Michelle yeoh. Wakaka!
hehe…60% malaysian
63% not malaysian?bt i nv been overseas b4
my god i’m 70% unmalaysian.How inaccurate..i’m more like a 96% unmalaysian.
life is stranger now this days…
i think i go lie down now and click my heels and hope to find a home…maybe i could be singaporean after this..and i’ll contribute my 30% to some poor sappy malaysian who wants to be 100%..
yes, i am strange..the look at you question was accurate on how some malaysians look at you like you were nuts..thanks malaysia..thanks.
Shit, no wonder lah why i didn’t agree with whatever political thingymajinggy…
56% not Malaysian, hmm, Guy Sebastian some more???
hehehe…dis survey still active meh ?…
Congratulations chelsea, you are 20% not Malaysian.
That means you’re as Malaysian as…
Abdullah Badawi!
Who is abdullah badawi? i’m indonesian…never heard of him..
I got 54% >_
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