Christmas was stolen from the pagans who celebrated the return of the sun, the longer days; it has nothing to do with Jesus’ birth.
This is the annual brainwashing for Christmas gifts that begin around November?
All the same, merry holiday!
Christmas is Christmas. Whatever it originally was doesn’t matter, it is now used to celebrate the birth of Jesus. Don’t spoil the fun man =) Merry Christmas to one and all
Yay! First time I’m commenting! Have a Merry Christmas, Kenny and all other readers! …And I can definitely 100% say that after watching that video of Kenny’s, I’m gonna have very weird dreams tonight. XD
hey, I stumbled on this
Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian
10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees!
6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects – will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”
3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.
2 – You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history – but still call yourself a Christian.
Merry Christmas/Merry Winter Solstice…
Yep Dylan, the list is correct, but I think that we atheists should observe a truce for the day and leave this comments list for well wishes. It’ll pretty much suck if this thread becomes another debate one.
Blessed Christmas!
hmm…evilbible.com? haha… I’ve read that. in my opinion, that dude who put up that website never considered looking things in another angle, especially from the Christian point of interpretation of things. I suggest approaching a pastor about such issues. Many Christians dont have a fair level of understanding of the bible and God in the first place.
About that top ten thing, in my opinion, its very one sided as well. Well, whatever it is, doing your part in understanding things from the other side before coming to a conclusion is a good thing to do
God Bless 🙂
So you don’t like CNY songs right? I am going to play for you a musical Christmas song.
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Jingle pau, Jingle pau, Jingle cha siew pau….
Lin yung pau, tau sa pau…
Siew mai.. loh mai kai.. hey!!
Oops! Soli, wrong CD!
Actually, got it complimentary Christmas gift from Tim Sum Restaurant for bill over RM10!
I m Malaysia Chinese am free thinker. I agreed what you wrote. My husband believe Church’s people then me his own wife. I really worry cos we are family and i want him to know the right and don’t just sit and pray to God. Church’s people given me a lot of trouble since last year.
Merry Christmas! *hugs*
Merry Christmas and happy New Year! Take a break dude
Merry X’mas!
Merry Xmas Kenny,
*ps, was this guy the german dude that sang cat-toilet?
*a very merry christmas to all..*
HaHaHa… Man |t’s DamN h|LaRiOuS!!!!
Anyways, MeRrY ChR|sTmaS KeNNy….
happy new year to u!
merry Xmas to YoU~!
Merry Christmas!
Oh Gosh… thats…
haha
Happy Christmas everyone! and Kenny of course~
LMAO. Merry Christmas to you too! =)
Merry Christmas, Kenny…
Dont let the turkeys get you down and have a happy holiday… Cheers
That’s extremely lame.
Merry Christmas to all!!!
Oh, so hilariously disgusting! 😀 😛
Merry Xmas!!! ^__^
Christmas was stolen from the pagans who celebrated the return of the sun, the longer days; it has nothing to do with Jesus’ birth.
This is the annual brainwashing for Christmas gifts that begin around November?
All the same, merry holiday!
Christmas is Christmas. Whatever it originally was doesn’t matter, it is now used to celebrate the birth of Jesus. Don’t spoil the fun man =) Merry Christmas to one and all
merry christmas, kenny!
Oh, maaan, that was disgusting! I sure wish I hadn’t clicked on it!
Why do guys find farts amusing?
Ting Tong Piaw… Ting Tong Piawwww…. Run for your life!!!!
merry xmas 🙂
gross
haha so gross but happy christmas. are you wishing for a bigger pencil this year?
Omg… I am so disturbed!
But I liked it all the same xD
hehe merry christmas kenny!! have a good one 😀
Omg… I am so disturbed!
But I liked it all the same xD
hehe merry christmas kenny!! have a good one 😀
Yay! First time I’m commenting! Have a Merry Christmas, Kenny and all other readers! …And I can definitely 100% say that after watching that video of Kenny’s, I’m gonna have very weird dreams tonight. XD
hey, I stumbled on this
Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian
10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees!
6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects – will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”
3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.
2 – You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history – but still call yourself a Christian.
Does that apply to Islam as well?
http://www.evilbible.com
This site is filled with dark humour about God, please don’t think this is meant only for Christians you know?
Merry Christmas/Merry Winter Solstice…
Yep Dylan, the list is correct, but I think that we atheists should observe a truce for the day and leave this comments list for well wishes. It’ll pretty much suck if this thread becomes another debate one.
Merry Christmas, and I agreed with Kenny totally on this issue. Cheers~
Merry Christmas, and I agreed with Kenny totally on this issue. Cheers~
Merry Christmas!
This video is so lame, it came out quite some time already lah. You are so outdated.
Merry Christmas Kenny. You’ve been a very very bad boy *spank*
Haha. Love the fart video!!
Merry Xmas Kenny! Enjoy the festive seasons!
merry xmas
Merry X’mas and Happy New Year.
eeeuuuu.. gross
Merry Christmas, thinking of you everyday
Merry Christmas!!!
d bla bla bla xmas gift iz so stoopid…
such a nice wrapping but only 2 pcs of biscuitz?
weird~
Merry X-Mas! … sooo wrong =|
Keep it up Kenny =)
Blessed Christmas!
hmm…evilbible.com? haha… I’ve read that. in my opinion, that dude who put up that website never considered looking things in another angle, especially from the Christian point of interpretation of things. I suggest approaching a pastor about such issues. Many Christians dont have a fair level of understanding of the bible and God in the first place.
About that top ten thing, in my opinion, its very one sided as well. Well, whatever it is, doing your part in understanding things from the other side before coming to a conclusion is a good thing to do
God Bless 🙂
hahahha..supercoconuts!
Merry merry merry christmas. go have some fun on my behalf, y’all.
Damn gross wei -_-
So you don’t like CNY songs right? I am going to play for you a musical Christmas song.
Loading….
……….. 20%
……………………………..99%
Jingle pau, Jingle pau, Jingle cha siew pau….
Lin yung pau, tau sa pau…
Siew mai.. loh mai kai.. hey!!
Oops! Soli, wrong CD!
Actually, got it complimentary Christmas gift from Tim Sum Restaurant for bill over RM10!
Where did u get the video? It’s just plain weird and disgusting!!! ahahah
Merry Boxing Day!
Merrry Xmas Kennnny
( I think I might have already said that in the last post …. but this looks the official one!) 🙂
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I m Malaysia Chinese am free thinker. I agreed what you wrote. My husband believe Church’s people then me his own wife. I really worry cos we are family and i want him to know the right and don’t just sit and pray to God. Church’s people given me a lot of trouble since last year.