A Mongolian, a Chinese, a Thai, a Singaporean and a Malaysian (that’s me) walked into a bar in Copenhagen.
After a round of Tiger, the Mongolian, keen to make friends though limited in his English, asked everyone to raise their beer bottles.
Mongolian: Ok everyone, CHEERS!
Everyone: Cheers!
Mongolian: In Mongolia, we say ‘tu loh!’ Ok everyone, say TU LOH!!!
Everyone: Tu loh!
Then the Mongolian turned to the Thai.
Mongolian: How you say ‘cheers’ in Thailand?
Thai: In Thailand, we say ‘chai yo!’
Mongolian: Ok everyone, CHAI YO!!!
Everyone: Chai yo!!!
And then the Mongolian turned to the Chinese.
Mongolian: How you say ‘cheers’ in China?
Chinese: In China, we say ‘gan bei!’
Mongolian: Ok everyone, GAN BEI!!!
Everyone: Gan bei!!!
The Mongolian turned to me.
Mongolian: How you say ‘cheers’ in Malaysia?
Kenny: In Malaysia, we say ‘yyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm seng!’
At this point, the Mongolian was probably thinking what the hell? Poor Malaysians. By the time they finished shouting, their beer would have turned cold already.
Mongolian: Ok everyone, YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM SENG!!!
Finally, the Mongolian turned to the Singaporean.
Mongolian: How you say ‘cheers’ in Singapore?
Singapore: Same! Same as Malaysia.
Mongolian: Ok everyone, SSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMEEE!!!
Just got off a 12 hour flight from Denmark today. But this weekend I’ll be flying off again. This time round, I’ll be on the other end of the globe, joining Kim Ong and Lap Sap to celebrate our country’s Merdeka Day with all the Malaysians living abroad in Melbourne. If you’re in town, join us this Sunday night 30th August at CQ Bar in Queen St.
I promise not to make the koalas drunk.
this is fuuuunnnnnnny XD
LOOOOOOL …..
The Mongolian does not know how to process =)
gd one, haha.. t did tat reli hapened or u were jz jokin around?
oh, THIRD!! first time in my history
Singaporean = cheers lah~~~~~
LOL!!!
Hahaha good one!
hahahahahahahaa. Really screw me up…. That’s y i read ur blog, kenny
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was hilarious man! HAHAHA. i can just imagine him yelling SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. HAHAHAHAHA
Penny>> ooo..thn i gonna ask singaporean say ‘CHEERS LALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAA’
LMAO
that’s funny, saaaaaaaammmmeee, i wonder whether this is deliberate made by the mongol people, i mean, same is an english word, right???
but still, its hilarious…its nice to bottoms up with people from different country
Super LOL. Hahaha, thanks Kenny! It just made my day 🙂
Ahahhah! Epic faill with lulz! 😀
SAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEE! 🙂
KENNY
the colder the better for a beer, isn’t it?
beer made from wheat that gives you a lot glucose sure your liver cannot convert it so fast that is why your tummy is bigger now XD
ahahahha! great way to start my morning!
YAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SENG ~
It’s the spark of language,the fun from language. 🙂
Hope u didn’t let us Kuching lang down in the international drinking arena 🙂 Show them Yaaaaaam seng is the best!
very farnee!
Yay I’m the first one!!!!!!! Haha you’re funny as always -.-
LOL!!! your funny posts always makes me alive on a boring day!
hahaha… i think he drunk…
Haha for real?!
AHAHA. LAME!!
lol…i defintely like the last part where the mongolian didnt quite understand what the singaporean said and shouted saaammmmeee…. nice one there….haha…
another kickass post! xD
good one! sammmmmmmeeee!
Malaysia should be like this
yyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm..yyaaaammmmm…yyammm…yyammmm..yyyammmmmmmmm,seeeng!
“At this point, the Mongolian was probably thinking what the hell? Poor Malaysians. By the time they finished shouting, their beer would have turned cold already.”
No la kenny, the beer would have turned warm…
LOLness!
singaporean si beh kia su,,,in fact most singaporean are looser ,
lol this is cute
sameeeeeeeeeeee!
ahaahahha so funny la!
especially the singaporean part and malaysian part!
beer turned cold?? mmmm
Melbourne? wat about Gold coast mate!
Luckily he asked Malaysia first 😛
the mongol so funny, haha.
beer turned cold not nice?
warm better? ooo~
OMG that guy is super cool
Should be a mistake.
funny! SAAMMEEE! xD You always have this great sense of humour. 🙂
I thought in Mongolia they say CCCCCCCCCCCC4
sure dia bukan mabuk ka?.. haha XD
SSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMEEE!!!
Oh the hilarity!
Hahahaha…funny.
are you shitting me?????? OH MY GOODNESS!! Wakakakakakakakakaka
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
*wipes tears off*LMAO
HAHAHAHA!
That really got me laughing!!
not funny leh??? i heard worse ones from the south east asians….
kudos the mongolian guy!!!
Chinii Tu Loh (what is that by the way????)!!!
woww, hahah! this reminds me of your older entries which were really funny.
LMAO great one, Kenny! 🙂 Linked to this from my post. Cheers!
uh..Malaysia?
= 3, malay, chinese, Indian…if you want to add ‘lain-lain’? =4. But, the lain-lain has more race division.., thus, MOngolian needs a longer time to spell ‘cheers’.
Hmm, by just saying, ‘same’, will save a lot of time.
lame joke, lame humor, lame blog..
….wuliao….
haha same~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
WAH I VELLI INSULTED HOR. JOKE CAN JOKE BUT DUN INSULT MY BELOVED SINGAPORE YAMSENG CAN O NOT ?
LIMPEH KA LE KONG, SINGAPOREAN’S YAM SENG IS MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN UR MALAYSIAN VERSION OKAY !?
We go at least 1 minute…..MINIMUM ! Some of us kiasu yamseng until can pengsan okay don’t play play ah !
U dun belive me u come webcam now email me ah !! I yamseng you until you die ah then only u know !! My bestrecord is 4 MINUTES 44 SECONDS YAMSENG JUST SO U KNOW AH DUN PLAY PLAY !!!! WANT FIGHT ISSIT !? COME LAH I SCARED YOU AH !? BE A MAN. BE A MAN KENNY BE A MAN.
its kinda lame doesn’t it?
you never fail to make me laugh..haha..good one:)..i look forward to read your blog everyday..even today, when it’s my birthday…hehe..and btw a msg to one of the reader here- THIS IS NOT A LAME BLOG!!
Hani..i agreed with u. THIS IS NOT A LAME BLOG!!! It’s made my day… GO KENNY GO….
isn’t it obvious that there are all jelouz of u kenny? u r in right direction, keep on writing. homour us! CONGRATS
fail. mongolian wins. :p
-.- oooookayy
everyone, SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
haha, sarcastically done.
i would feel the SAME as well, in most situations.
beer gets cold? or warm?
omg… that was so freakin funny!
LoL
WTF, does the Mongolian really mean that?
Danggg hahahaha thats a good one…. hilarious…
cute
hahhaha good one!!
SAAAMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
kenwooi.com
as i was reading i was just wondering how was the Singaporean and Malaysian going to say the same thing…..lol lol!
awesome one! hit the spot! =P
next time we should say it as yam sammmmeeee!
Haha.. very funny
frg
*LOL*
LOL, this is a good one.
I’m beginning to like this blog.
from sabah,
ARAMAITIIIIIIIIIIIII!
very very funny… =DDD
I believe its Mongol, rather than Mongolian.
hey kenny, yaammm seeennn so long til beer turns cold? isn’t the beer supposed to be cold already? lol
well through a loser’s eyes everyone is XD
Shame you had to drink such shit beer when you could be drinking Tuborg og Carlsberg from the tap…
hahahahaha this is so funnyyyyyy!!!!
isn’t beer best consumed cold?it would suck if it heated up…