I’m never good scheming an April Fool’s prank.
When I was young, everyone hated me on the 1st of April. Whenever my group of friends decided to pull a prank on some poor kid, I was always the first to get all red-faced and laugh out loud. The (supposed) victim would get suspicious and my mates would get all upset because I single-handedly ruined their evil plan.
Eventually I decided that I’m hopeless at poking fun at other people, and so I resigned to my fate as the target of all pranks. I’m not sure what the other bloggers have up their sleeves come this April Fool’s. Someone slap me if its not somewhere along the lines of my-blog-is-shutting-down, I-lost-my-job-cos-of-my-blog, or another one of those terrifying watch-this-carefully-and-you’ll-see-a-ghost.
But you know what? This year, I smartened up. I REFUSE to be made fun of by others. This year, I decided that only I am worthy of making fun of MYSELF.
Maybe its the excess bandwidth usage last month. Maybe its too many episodes of the Numa Numa Dance. But somehow I have an inexplicable urge to embarrass myself on the Internet, and perhaps scare away a few of kennysia.com’s readers in the process to save some bandwidth costs.
There are many well-known bloggers in the ‘blogosphere’ out there. They said that if you can’t beat them… then for fuck’s sake, beat them harder! With a baseball bat, perhaps.
So. Partially inspired by minishorts and the sexyblogger project, I decided that I’m gonna sacrifice my virginity dignity, put myself in their shoes, and see what its like if its ME and not THEM that’s famous.
Anyway, consider this my April Fool’s dedication.
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Who better to start the ball rolling, than a fellow Sarawakian and controversial blogger, Poh Huai Bin of sixthseal.com?
Offensive yet intelligent. Controversial yet witty. If there ever were a blog version of the Ewan McGregor movie Trainspotting, sixthseal.com would be it.
If there ever were going to be a blog version of “Dumb and Dumber”, kennysia.com would be it.
Note: the dilation of my pupils is not real, its photoshopped. The dilation of Huai Bin’s pupils however……. is also photoshopped.
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Next on my list is the author of Screenshots, Jeff Ooi, Malaysia’s Most Influential Blogger. I don’t know why people call him that, but Jeff Ooi is definitely one of Malaysia’s best known blogger. Browse through any Malaysian blog and I guarantee you at least half of them will be linked to Jeff Ooi.
I’m probably not that influential yet…
… but at least I’m trying.
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I had thought about doing an imitation of Malaysia’s favourite erotic blogger, author of The Hustler Diaries, Mr Sleek Black Mercedes. However, the Hustler himself decided to keep his identity anonymous. Browsing through his site, I was unable to find anything resembling a photo of him except for an award he won which he proudly displayed on the sidebar of his blog.
Impressive. That’s one thing I can forget about winning. I’ll probably be winning this instead.
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I was going to stop here because I can’t think of anyone else worth spoofing. Then I thought, why stop at the guys?
Introducing Kimberlycun, owner of Malaysia’s smoothest pair of legs, and coincidentally the author of that fantastic blog with a fantastic title, “Narcissism Is Necessary”.
Introducing… my legs.
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I was going to stop here.
But once again, I thought “Why stop at Malaysia? Why not look at say, Singapore?”
Whilst Malaysia’s best known blogger is an uncle called Jeff Ooi, Singapore’s best known blogger is a babe called Xia Xue. Xia Xue is Wendy Cheng, someone who left thousands of ‘blogders’ a day wondering “Why are we worshipping the ground she blogs on?”
The looks, the brains, the body. Man, I wish I can be like her sometimes. But alas, I think I’m just gonna “Xia Xuey” myself.
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I hope I’m not gonna regret this when I look back 5 years later. Sorry I wasted your time with this half-arsed foolish entry.
The obligatory flame extinguisher: My apologies to the people above whom I’ve made a parody of. You have the right to be deeply offended because I’m not as pretty as you are. But hey, its the 1st of April! So please, chill… chill….
Added 3rd April 2005: I noticed there’s a lot of non-regular kennysia.com readers dropping by this page. I’d sincerely appreciate it if you leave me just a short comment, telling me who you are and all that stuff. You know, as a small token for my effort putting up this entry. Thanks in advance! 🙂
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HOLY….hahahahhahahhahahahhahaha
Oh my god
hahhahahahhahahahhahahhahaha
I think the last two photos of you are gonna cause me severe stomach cramps for the next few days
HahhahhaHahahhahahhahahahahahahaHAHAHAHA!!!!
OMG~
Man, you’re hairy!
Your spoofs beat those Xiaxue ‘sexiest blog’ ‘tongue’ posts anytime dude. 🙂 great April Fool’s post!
lol kenny!!! that’s just freaky ok!! the kimberlycun’s one and xiaxue’s one..
hahahhaa.. how to sleep tonight.
you don’t look like a guy with hairy legs. very surprised!
you look so cute in the first picture! ahahhaha..ooh comelnya!*pinches kenny’s cheek*..
i think you’re on your way to become a very well known blogger…….
omg, i can’t stop laughing
Kenny, last photo, you forgot to smile, and slightly turn your head on one side and slightly down a bit. oh yeah, babe, that’s it. you are beautiful. oh yeah, give me more.
I like your xiaxie impersonation. Haha. Good one, Kenny!
dag-nam boy, you have the hairiest swamp legs ever! rofl. well done mate.
oh hotness.
cannot sleep tonite.
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!
FOFCC to ROTFLMAO with Ms. LUITA…
OMG… I laughed too loud till my housemate are being awake by me and asked me to “shhhhhhhh…..”
with that hairy legs of yours, i bet any ants or snakes that accidenlty craw up ur leg will definately get lost or worst, tangled up and die there…bless all the snakes and ants.
ROFL… hahaha… you just make my day !
That’s funny ! I like the Xia Xuey pose the best !
hey, I think U have enough portfolio to start a ” POSTCARD Collection” sale to get some fund for ur bandwidth cost.
wah damn hairy man! heheeeeeeee
Fucking funny…….. don’t think I will be able to eat for a week after that Xia Xuey pose tho…
WWOWOWOWOWOOWOWHhhh … cool…. how come no me one… ? 🙁
Nice going, cool.
bwahahahaha! ROTFLOL!
ROFLMAO!!!
That’s some seriously funny shit dude.
OMFG BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA your legs damn man kenny I likez
Hahaha, you look so sexy, man. I like the last one Xia Xue post.
HAHAHAHA~~ This is the funniest april fool post that i ever read. Go Kenny, Go!!
That’s the best April Fool post I’ve read so far. *tabik x3*
Best April Fool Post 2005
If you haven’t read what Kenny Sia has posted today, head over! Thank you, Kenny. Happy April Fool’s Day to everyone….
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAH!
hairy legs are sexay. keep the hair growing!
OMG! ROTFLMAO.
Hey dude, funny shit on HB, hop on over to see my HB fun day
oi you’re fucking cool! 🙂
April Spoof’s Day.
Hi peeps. It’s April Fool’s day, a day where many people, even the more docile, aspire to become an elite prankster.
Dude , that’s one scary pair of hairy legs!
hahahahahaha you make a great imitation of Xia Xuey!!! Hahahahaha But why the “terkejut beruk” look on your face?? Hahahahaha…..
have you tried waxing? Good effort ler this post! =P
Holy shit!! Nice pose, mate!
Ah~ I must say this is such a cool April Fool post. Kanpai!! Wah~~~~ you sure got so manyak bulu yer~
Eh, Kenny, are you ok to seat like that ah… not comfy right??? squeencing your balls!! Kenny: “Ouch… my big balls!”
This is going to be the legendary April Fool’s joke for a long time to come, in the blogsphere.
OK, mine’s not exactly a comment but a pretty lamo question. Um, in 93/94, when VSU was in play at Curtin- WA, were international students charged for ASF? i’m not too sure wat happened there but i noe that full fee paying students are included in the VSU bill and that REALLLLLLLLLLY sucks. OK, if you can mail me back, I’d be eternally grateful…and um…nice legs btw. no doubt, first class…u can barely count the hairs on ur legs!! ok, enuf abt the legs…
It doesn’t get better than this.
Now I couldn’t look at Xiaxue’s pic the same way again.
A toast to that.
damn, you’re good!!! laughed like shit.
you rock man!
funniest post i’ve seen by far!
makes me wonder what else is as hairy? hmmmm…
mannnn … what a pair of hairy legs !
HAH ahahahahhaahahahah!!!! I just love that one about Xiaxue…
The best April Fool post so far on a day where everyone else is trying to ‘fool’ others with recycled news, you wrote a rather unique and original article.
Oh Kenny ! What sacrifice you made for our laughs.. That’s very noble.. I second someone up there you should so get an award soon…This is such a good one. I like every spoof you made here.
THANK YOU !
btw, you look cute 🙂
ahh
boredom……………this is like my 3rd/4th attempt to blog.. great..
anyway i didn’t go for sports day today.. didn’t feel like running. .but i still woke up early this morning.. had to get a replacement… didn’t go back to sleep too… i slept…
*clap clap clap clap*
Bravo, well done! 🙂
u r sooooooooooooo cute!!!!!
Hahahhah… Dude, you got the furriest legs I’ve ever seen!!!
hohoohohoho that was great… what a great idea. nice photoshop work.
OMFG, you are so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Do you happen to be a Tv host?
Good one Kenny!
nice ^^
damn for some reason i cant view the xiaxue one u did!
if you catch me staring at your legs this coming May, you’ll know why. MY GAWD. those are horrendously hairy legs. PLEASE PLEASE tell me they’re photoshopped.
too bad you’re not in KL otherwise would’ve brought you to the star wars thing. YOu could’ve gone as chewbacca!
=D
Gawddammit LMAO!!!! One of the most funniest things I have ever seen! XDDD
hey, i prefer your (demure legs, doe eyes, silk cartoon boxer) picture over xiaxue’s anytime baby. anytime.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..
*thud*
*ouch*
Now that I’ve managed to lift myself back onto my chair…
…and take a few gulps of fresh air…
Monsieur Kenny, this has DEFINITELY got to be the best April Fool’s post I’ve seen so far!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..
*thud*
*ouch*
cool april fool post
i’m gonna be a regular reader from now on 😛
From Singapore:
V3ry funny especially the xia xuey one hahaha!!
^5
haha i got this page from paul’s page!!
gonna be regular reader now.
quite funny and sporting the way u can poke fun of urself ;p
kudos~~
Very funny!!
LHM
muahahhahahahaha~~ well, that’s a good one making fun of yourself just to make everyone a happy day!! =P
got you from doc’s blog…
it must have hurt sitting that way on the last pic…. and that expression? someone made u do all this pose?
Got your link from minishorts.
I love the hairy legs. Hairy legs on chinese blokes are incredibly sensuous, especially when they fall asleep and the ladies can proceed to paste on strips of waxing paper on ’em.
Great job, btw 🙂
hi kenny, this is my first time visiting your site and i’m already loving it! hehe.. by the way, i got to know about your site through drliew’s. i will definitely hang around more often..
I seldom laugh when I read blogs but this post was really funny. I love the last one.
HAHHAHA! That’s cute ! 😛
hi there… I followed a link from Dr Liew’s blog (which I was visiting for the first time ever, too) to this entry of yours – excellent that you can poke fun at yourself 😀 I’ll be dropping by from time to time to see what else you’re up to. Take care! *lynne*
This is totally awesome, mang. Came in through Mr. Miyagi’s site, and laughed so hard my nutsack expanded.
MAUAHUAUHU :D!! BEst April Fool’s joke for sure :D!! *Salutes*
OMG.
This is utterly hilarious!
So hairy!!! hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha..
Man! You’re so funny. Will ya *cough* marry me or something?
So that I can have something (*cough* the sexy legs) to laugh about everyday.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny funny funny!
Comrade, your legs are as hairy as mine!
Awww…. I was an avid fan of XiaXue.. now you’ve enticed me with your sexy red, patterned boxers! Three cheers to Kenny!
omg. i was just passing by when i came across this entry. SO SO hilarious. good job. 😛
That post is SOOOOOO cool!!
Dude. This is funny haha.
Haha… this IS funny! =D
nice legs, mister! 😉
nice one 😉
too bad i was late to read this
I’m among the latecomers almost missing out on this hilarious post… awesome. Awesome!!!!!!!
Lol!!! You crack me up bro! Thanks for the mention!
🙂
Hustler
you’re so funny. always glad to read your posts
hahah!! you’re damn funny!! i guess the way you look at things are weird but it make sense! hahaha!
BIG UP TO YOU CHING!!
hey dude you got the same name and surname as me lol.
ROTFL
You da man. Incredible pics. Respect
because of this post, u’ve gained tons of new visitors…including yours truly… ^__^
Mate, your April 1st entry was the first time I looked at your blog and I kept on visiting after that. I revisited this entry because I’ve had a crummy day and in need of some laughter, saw this note of yours asking for some comments, so here ya go.
Good on ya! 🙂
u rock!
Cheers for all the effort!
hey dude, yes, you make a better writer than me but the picture- great effort really. got myself my much needed laugh. That’s it, you’ve got urself another fan. I should be coming here often.
Recomended by Alexander from Sibu.
hahaha! this is so funny.. although i must say i got quite a shock when i scrolled down and saw the hairy legs shot! heh.
buuuuuaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhaaa…i was eating sumthin and nearly got choked when i saw the xia xuey pose….kahkahkahkahkah(still laughing)p/s:i thought my bro’s legs are hairy but ur’s are worse
Hi Kenny,
I am one of your non-regular readers. Damn, your blog really ho-chio, man. I was reading while working in da office and nearly blurted out “waahhahaha”. Keep up the good work. I would appreciate if you could do some reviews of food outlets in Kuching.
lmao. Very funny dude. You have perfected the “vacuous dumb-blonde” look.
I’d give you an Epilady for christmas,
Remee
lol.
that hairy legs post was a bit disgusting at first sight.
your xiaxuey pose is damn funny man…
Loveitloveitloveit!
Hi 🙂 I love this! Very cool at least we think so in Sacramento, California 😉
i shall leave a note as u requested..
i m ur 3 day old ‘mewbie’ reader..but i promise, i will be a true bred regular in no time!
You are a great photoshopper, ive seen better but you are none less. Great work, and great…parody haha
i’m coming back for more.
Dear Kenny,
decided to leave a note here since this was the very first entry my sis intro-ed me to.Kept insisting I read your entry…LOVED IT….(haf since read some of your other entry-a friend and I laughed non stop wayyyyy early into the wee hours of the morning)
haf been inspired by you to kickstart my blogging adventures.. hehe! Thanks for all the humour. Keep it up!
Pam
Laughed out loud! So well done.
lol, my friend was right to recommend you site to me. you are funny *har har* *snarf*
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Star Two features blogtal PetalingStreet.org and four popular bloggers today, namely: Peter Tan, Claire ‘Minishorts’ Khoo, Tew Hui Suan and Kenny Sia. This is a secret recipe to stardom, from Kenny: Sia started the blog in January this year as…
I hope you photoshopped your legs in those pictures.
jumped from lucia’s blog. man, you’ve ruined it for hairy-legged people (including girls!).
what’s wrong with hairy legs!? homo sapiens have hair all over us except on our palms, soles of our feet and … somewhere else i forgot.
am forming support group for people with hairy legs.
OK! Ok! you’re cool..
Haha simply hilarious this. Keep it coming!
Kenny, you are extraordinary. Your post make me burst out laughing in my office (damn!). fabtung from Taipei salute you!
You know how to get yourself known?
simple. If you are juz another woman who are bored at one corner, post a picture of yourself, probably with throbbing nipple on your blog site! that is!
For you, i think you can use this similar idea. It works!! really., at least for now.
You’re the man! read one entry of yours and i feels like reading them all….. you’re the man…..
This is wa-a-ay too late, but man! Dude! Laughed so hard I (nearly) got an asthma attack. You have balls, dude! Don’t let nobody tell you otherwise.
(…glad my blog has nothing to lampoon)
hi, surfed onto from jeffooi.com
v good!
Hi Kenny
sorry to hear about your dad’s passing on. be strong. u have a grrrrreeaatt blog. great sense of humour and u certainly write well. already bookmarked this site. keep up the good work….
since you asked, i’ll leave a comment here. was browsing thru after reading about u in the star 🙂 i like ur style… u realli hv tonnes of time to do photoshoppin’ eh? hehe
and erm, coincidentally the day i found out about ur blog, my granpa just passed away. i can relate to your pain. my deepest condolences on your dad’s passing.
since you asked, i’ll leave a comment here. was browsing thru after reading about u in the star 🙂 i like ur style… u realli hv tonnes of time to do photoshoppin’ eh? hehe
and erm, coincidentally the day i found out about ur blog, my granpa just passed away. i can relate to your pain. my deepest condolences on your dad’s passing.
I’m chinese and i studied in australia for 3 years, and when i came back, i still remember my BM. we’ve been studying BM since primary one until form. 5. that’s a total of 11 years, it’s almost built in second nature to us, so i don’t see any reason for anyone to forget their BM. although when we go for tertiary education, and later on in our work life we tend to use more english, there’s no need for us to feel proud of being proficient in english and bad in BM. i feel proud dat i’m proficient in english, BM and chinese cuz only in m’sia we haf been given that priviledge. so it’s a good thing that schools are using BM as the bahasa rasmi. as a msian those that can’t speak BM well should be ashamed. especially when org putih can speak it better.
hello! i’m pretty new to kennysia.com. love your blog – very very funny. =)
hello! i’m pretty new to kennysia.com. love your blog – very very funny. =)
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OMG, u made me laugh so hard!
Thumbs Up!
man you are damn funny!!!! was intro-ed by a friend when we are on a blog-readin frenzy and she said YOU ARE MAN! and no doubt tat is soooooo true. trully loved your blog, esp this entry. i laugh so loud and hard i woke up my friend that jumped up from the bed asking “whats so funny?” and when i pointed at the screen, she echo my laughing!!! keep it up kenny!!!
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You crack me up…..
hahaha…vy funny..love your blog!
One word . . . superb !
One word . . . superb !
nice…
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fuck u all
Your..picture have scarred me for life.
Rofl.
honestly, something is terribly wrong with xiaxue’s teeth.
looks like it’s gonna crack the next time she dips it in ice-cream.
better u, kenny, as a good friend go tell her fix it.
immediately.
before everything falls off!
regards – the dentist’s daughter.
A first-timer of kennysia.com reader.
Thanks for the laughter u brought for me today. =)
kzken.blogspot.com
dude… i love ur legs
haha.. i think if i read this page 1st instead of your other fun blogs, i’d tot of u as another ‘lakia’ tat blogs to kacau ppl straight away.. (no offence to lakias..)
been told this is where it first began… by the person who inspired you… not bad indeed.
this is way too good to be true. 🙂
LOL~
LMAO! THAT IS INSANE! maann.. that is awesomee!
hahaha kenny u r a gem!!! i only discovered your blog recently n it’s been lifting my spirits up in these trying times!! thanks dude n a happy new year ahead! =D
damn ur funny!
hah…it’s really funny….hm….i wonder y u always immitate xiaxue?
finally have courage to comment something here after reading the added lil post at the end of this entries..
Been reading yr blog these past 2 weeks, and i enjoyed reading almost all the entries of yr blog. honestly, reading yr blog put back a smile(even laughs) on my face whenever i’m in a depression mode..
thanks Kenny.. Keep up the good work.. make us happier.
wow sexy hairy legs!!! lol
wonder if u still read ur comments here.. its like u have so many other comments to read.. salute
Well, i am one of your new reader…hmm, this is funny… (^^)
Who cares if our leg is hairy….
wonders if u still read comments on old posts, but then, just feel like dropping by.
U know y u are now Malaysian famous, probably most influential, (more influential than Jeff Ooi in my opinion)blogger?
That’s because of this kind of funny stuff u wrote and those jokes u managed to put in a middle of a supposed-to-be serious topics (referring not to this post of course)
I become more and enthusiastic in blogging, partly inspired by you, but then sometimes i just think, there’s a reason y u can be so famous. And that reason is something i do not have.
Hope you will keep blogging. 🙂
Thanks Catherine. Of course I still read comments from my old posts. 🙂
Obviously, this entry was written 4 years ago. That’s before a lot of scrutiny, controversies and arguments over my blog happened. I’ve grown up a lot over the past 4 years. And growing up is one of those things that made a lot of things we did less fun. If I were to write this entry today, it’s not gonna receive as much reaction as it did last time.
I’m honoured that I inspired you. Whether or not I’ll continue blogging years into the future, I don’t know. But I do hope that you carry on and inspire others that follow you, the same way I managed to inspire you. 🙂
Hey. Ive been following you on and off for a year, but recently Ive been popping into your site everyday and I’m reading forward from your first post. 🙂 I’m a fan of your humor. It’s AWESOME!
I never left many comments cos I didn’t wanna be one of those people who just feel like they have to say something even if its not worth saying and it will waste your time reading it(cos dude, you get hundreds of comments). But since you asked us readers to.. Sure! 😀
I am a 21 year old architecture student studying and working in KL. I did my national training in Sarawak and got to know a bunch of really great Kuching people. Oh yea, my name is Abu. 🙂 Yes, yes, just like in the story Alladin..
I wish you all the best. I will definitely drop by and check out Level Up Fitness the next time I’m in Sarawak.
Cheers!
i love xiaxue & i started like u too. ^^