Fancy putting a generous Australian in your mouth?
It cums with the chef’s “special sauce”, you know?
It’s the Wesak Day long weekend, and I’m going diving with JoyceTheFairy and friends. Three days in Tioman Island, and none of us had anything planned!
Or maybe… it could be the generous Australian who is serving (served) with the chef’s special sauce… means he will come over to your table to personally pour the special sauce? kenny dont have to think dirty to talk funny… hehe.
🙂
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know I want to!
i reckon it’s going to smell bad…aussie don’t bathe often.
Haha..Good one. Although it does sound yummy =P An Australian that “cums” with the chef’s “special sauce”..
OMG….
I am thinking bad here….
it cums with the chef’s “special sauce”
U never know, it is the chef’s specialty after all.
Finger licking good perhaps??
lmao!
we call it WHITE SAUCE!!
i wonders whatthe real sentense…hmm.
hahahahaaa a generous Australian served with …
lol what a pun! cums with chef’s sauce
oh mann… this is uber lame
rofl…”cums with the chef’s special sauce”…
hahaha…the pun is really funny!
Hahaha… I bet u cannot dind such menu in other restaurant…
Kenny Sia reminds me of me… He’s such a perv. I bet he watches porn every other day like me.. he’s exactly like me its fanTESTICLES.. the onli difference between us is that I don’t write blogs and I don’t know how to conceal my perversion like kenny does
God bless the dirty minded people like us.
now this is funny. LOL
yes yes
all of us know it comes out from between the legs
of a cow
Haha , Thats a luxury cafe ! =D
omg lol I don’t normally comment but this one takes the icing on the cake!
haha, I would like to see how that Australian looks like
i saw that mcD big mac chant video shoot at kuching……..
how did u get the shirt?
WHere is this Luxury Cafe? In Padungan near Bing & Tom?
heheehehe…… YUCKS!
It must be salty then.. haha!
lol, they are serving an Australian which cum’s with the chefs special sauce -__-u, I bet lots of peps are gonna order this dish out of curiousity, although it sounded soooo wrong………lol……
Oh man!!! They are forcing cannibalism!!! And what a disgusted disgrace to Aussie bruces and sheilas!!! Hahahahaha…
Kenny, thank God you came back from Australia!
hahahahaaa
LOL
hahaha special sauce
oh btw, you got joyce’s link wrong
haha, this is funny
Kuching is notorious for Aussie tourists to go missing. Australian government has recent travel warning for this area of Malaysia because of the number of people which have gone missing there. Terrorist they say?.. but the truth is Malaysians are eating Australians! Strewth! Fair dinkum I tells ya mate they gone troppo!
That just gave me a hell of a laugh man… Hahaha..
i want u in my mouth. ‘kenny sia, enak di makan begitu sahaja!’… sing it in Gardenia’s tunes.
LOL!
D AUSTRALIAN KENA CHEF D SPECIAL SAUCE
HAHAHA
Bro u tried it b4? just wonder….wakakaka
cafe n tioman
u r very rich
next target to snatch
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wat’s the CUM for man.. lol.. thats yucky. but Australian’s arent bad either. HAHA!
please don’t bring me to that luxury cafe in Kuching!!
A friend of mine works there. He will be please that he gets free advertisement here. I am sure many of your readers will visit this new cafe. This cafe is just right in front of Boulevard.
kenny you hamsap lou!
whoa. then they really need lots of chefs. who knows the demand is high. i doubt one chef can come out with soooooooo many sauce in a day..hahaha
oh ya. why didn’t it come with the stick?
ahem..i mean, steak? lol
LOL!!!!!! sounds yummy yummy~
Kenny,
The chef is a girl!
Hahahaha… I’m sure the steak will taste pretty good.
I didn’t find anything funny.So stupid…
mmm… specciiiaaaalll sauce… *wierd image*
Wow, so cheap! Steak is never this cheap in Aus!
hahah i think someone up there meant blokes instead or bruces.. this post is funny as, although the post about aussies not bathing is very untrue, we take at least a shower or day but many take 2. Ahh how I miss the engrish found in malaysia
Yeah..I am so lame..
lol….
Did you try it??
SPEICAL SAUSE by th chef
hehe
LOL! Mistakes like that are embarrassing. =DD
Perhaps you could request for female Australian and perferable raw; i dont think i want her half-done specially cum with the sauce !!!
It must be salty then.. haha!
Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 15 May 2008 9:34 AM | Link to comment
gg….someone tasted the sauce before..or swallowed it before. must have had it wif a hot dog or banana. or steak.
it wouldnt have been dirty if u didnt use the word ‘cum’ u know… lolz. but i bet the dish is very popular wif girl diners. i wonder horr…how he can produce so much sauce hor? can meh? i duno wor haha i never ‘serve’ sauce before…let alone many times lols!!
Hahahaha, i wonder how many “special sauce” can the chef make? ahah
how is the taste
i bet kenny will order this one since only rm18 for an aussie and also got cum; kenny will love it, cum and cum again…. oops, i mean go and go there again
thank god its a white sauce then! mayonese from chinese and bbq sauce from an african
One word: Hilarious
i know what the chef’s special sauce is…
muahahaha
it’s…. go see my blog la
wtf lol
i reckon it’s going to smell bad…aussie don’t bathe often.
Posted by: VinCOol at 15 May 2008 6:38 AM | Link to comment
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Aussie’s don’t smell thank you very much. Australia is much cleaner than Malaysia!
Extra protein
This is way exaggerated…there’s nothing wrong in saying that a steak is a generous Australian.
on top of those, GENEROUS CUM !
Nice wan!!! i can’t stop laughing!!!
regarding the last post, my fren showed me a clip on youtube… check it out guys! dun miss this wan! it’s cool! tell me the similarities then!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vasxRFT5mDo
australians do cost that much only…~~’
Cum’ on my face!!!ar yeahhh you stinko down under chap…i want you to cum on mah face…!wakakaka
Well if you go to a Kim Gary restaurant, they ask you if you would like
‘white’ or ‘red’ sauce
to go with some of the meals. In your case, if given the choice, red all the way!!!
are we talkin abt male aussie or female aussie? 😛
funny.lame.
http://internetscavenger.blogspot.com/2008/04/chinglish.html
This one more champion can. 😛
Lame. Really lame. This shows you are busy and have nothing to blog about.
hahah! good one!
Kenny,
Have you try the “special sauce” cumming from the generous Australian chef yourself?
How’s the taste? Tasty or not? Maybe can order the “special sauce” from the chef to be put to your favorite kolo mee instead of the normal black sauce.
What do you think, Kenny?
🙂
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aha. funny.
oh my god, this is hillarious!
heehee.
nice one, kenny. 🙂
“Cums” huh?
lol. got gigolo advertising here hahaha
Mmmmm i’d like that!
quite lame la. when connoisseurs mention food, they don’t always go “australian beef” or “american beef” etc. in conversation, sometimes i just say things like “Oh, the american (one) please.”
rofl. you perv kenny. =P but that was hilarious..
A ‘generous’ aussie sumore. Australian veli generous ha? Wakakaka
hahahahhaha very chio dish
Just write the menu as luxury and you can set the price anyway you want.
I can see a pretty common, habitual assumption here:- the chef is a man. What does the chef cum if she’s a woman? Apple juice?
The Australian is bigger than The Malaysian. A real mouthful. Heh.
Not just Australians on the menu! If you look at the menu item above that, you can also get a crispy fresh green Roman. (the lettuce name is spelled romaine lah…)
Great stuff from Kenny to put it up, highlighting the mistakes. There are a few mistakes on the menu in fact.
As for the chef – it’s a man.
You can tell that the menu was done last minute which explained such mistakes. A costly one indeed.
I certainly don’t expect to have an “AUSTRALIAN” served in “Chef’s SPECIAL SAUCE”!!!!! But this one really takes the icing out of the cake!!!!
it shud be “A generous Australian cuisine served with chef’s special sauce”. That is commonsense since referring bout the luxury steak.. hahaha Guess wad?? the Luxury cafe has refined a lot in terms of menu and now with WiFi available too.. I have juz been there few days ago
wahahaha.. they changed it yet? or still the same?