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}
?>
This is what I saw when I drove past Kuching’s iconic cat statue this morning.
I laughed so hard I nearly crashed into the divider.
WHAT IS THIS?
Cat wearing a BN scarf, holding a DAP flag?
STUPID CAT DUNNO WHO TO SUPPORT IS IT?
Come to think of it, our Indecisive Cat Statueâ„¢ pretty accurately reflects the attitude of most young voters in Malaysia. A lot of people I spoke doesn’t seem to be very interested in politics because:
(a) They don’t care who’s in power
(b) They don’t think it’s important because BN is gonna win anyway
(c) They don’t know who to vote
If it’s Reasons (a) and (b), I can understand.
But there’s really no excuse for people not to vote if they answered Reason (c). If people don’t know who to vote, then as responsible citizens, we should find out more about what each political party stands for, and make our decisions based on that.
Of course, that is easier said than done. After all, everyone is saying that they’re good and the other parties are bad. And it’s easy for us to get lost in the avalanche of information.
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}
else {
?>
import_request_variables("P", "");
$dap = 0;
$pas = 0;
$pkr = 0;
$bn = 0;
$ks = 0;
switch ($q1) {
case 'a':
$bn = $bn + 3;
$pas = $pas + 1;
break;
case 'b':
$dap = $dap + 1;
$pkr = $pkr + 1;
break;
}
switch ($q2) {
case 'a':
$bn = $bn + 2;
break;
case 'b':
$dap = $dap + 1;
$pkr = $pkr + 1;
$pas = $pas + 1;
break;
}
switch ($q3) {
case 'a':
$bn = $bn + 2;
$pas = $pas + 1;
break;
case 'b':
$dap = $dap + 1;
$pkr = $pkr + 1;
break;
}
switch ($q4) {
case 'a':
$dap = $dap + 2;
$bn = $bn + 1;
break;
case 'b':
$pas = $pas + 3;
$pkr = $pkr + 2;
break;
}
switch ($q5) {
case 'a':
$dap = $dap + 1;
break;
case 'b':
$bn = $bn + 2;
$pkr = $pkr + 1;
break;
case 'c':
$pas = $pas + 2;
break;
}
switch ($q6) {
case 'a':
$pkr = $pkr + 3;
$dap = $dap + 1;
break;
case 'b':
$pas = $pas + 2;
break;
case 'c':
$bn = $bn + 2;
break;
}
switch ($q7) {
case 'a':
$dap = $dap + 1;
break;
case 'b':
$pkr = $pkr + 2;
$pas = $pas + 1;
break;
case 'c':
$bn = $bn + 1;
break;
}
switch ($q8) {
case 'a':
$dap = $dap + 1;
$pkr = $pkr + 1;
break;
case 'b':
$pas = $pas + 2;
break;
case 'c':
$bn = $bn + 1;
break;
}
switch ($q9) {
case 'a':
$dap = $dap + 1;
$pkr = $pkr + 1;
break;
case 'b':
$bn = $bn + 1;
break;
case 'c':
$pas = $pas + 2;
break;
}
switch ($q10) {
case 'a':
$dap = $dap + 1;
$pkr = $pkr + 1;
$pas = $pas + 1;
break;
case 'b':
$bn = $bn + 3;
break;
}
switch ($q11) {
case 'a':
$bn = $bn + 2;
break;
case 'b':
$dap = $dap + 1;
$pkr = $pkr + 1;
$pas = $pas + 1;
break;
case 'c':
$ks = $ks + 5; break;
}
switch ($q12) {
case 'a':
$bn = $bn + 2;
break;
case 'b':
$dap = $dap + 1;
$pkr = $pkr + 1;
$pas = $pas + 1;
break;
case 'c':
$ks = $ks + 5; break;
}
switch ($q13) {
case 'a':
$dap = $dap + 1;
$pkr = $pkr + 1;
break;
case 'b':
$pas = $pas + 1;
break;
case 'c':
$bn = $bn + 1;
break;
}
switch ($q14) {
case 'a':
$dap = $dap + 2;
break;
case 'b':
$dap = $dap + 1;
$pkr = $pkr + 2;
$pas = $pas + 1;
break;
case 'c':
$bn = $bn + 2;
break;
}
switch ($q15) {
case 'a':
$pas = $pas + 2; break;
case 'b':
$pkr = $pkr + 3; break;
case 'c':
$dap = $dap + 2; break;
case 'd':
$bn = $bn + 2; break;
case 'e':
$ks = $ks + 5; break;
}
$max = 0;
$max = max($dap, $bn, $pkr, $pas, $ks);
$winner = 'NOBODY';
if ($bn == $max)
$winner = 'BARISAN NASIONAL';
elseif ($pkr == $max)
$winner = 'PARTI KEADILAN RAKYAT';
elseif ($pas == $max)
$winner = 'PARTI ISLAM SE-MALAYSIA';
elseif ($ks == $max)
$winner = 'NOBODY';
elseif ($dap == $max)
$winner = 'DEMOCRATIC ACTION PARTY';
?>
Congratulations!
According to the 100% accurate kennysia.com Who-To-Vote-For-This-Election Decision Generator™, you should vote for…
echo $winner ?>!
if ($winner == 'BARISAN NASIONAL') {
?>
} elseif ($winner == 'PARTI KEADILAN RAKYAT') {
?>
} elseif ($winner == 'PARTI ISLAM SE-MALAYSIA') {
?>
} elseif ($winner == 'NOBODY') {
?>
} elseif ($winner == 'DEMOCRATIC ACTION PARTY') {
?>
} ?>
You may copy the HTML code below and publish this result on your website.
<p><br><br><center>According to the 100% accurate <i>kennysia.com Who-To-Vote-This-Election Decision Generator™</i>, I am voting for…</center></p><br><br>
<p><center><strong style="font-size: large;"> echo $winner ?>!</strong></center></p>
if ($winner == 'BARISAN NASIONAL') {
?>
<center>
<img src="http://www.kennysia.com/images/photos/2008/bn.gif" width="450" height="250" alt="" border="0">
<br /></center>
} elseif ($winner == 'PARTI KEADILAN RAKYAT') {
?>
<center>
<img src="http://www.kennysia.com/images/photos/2008/pkr.gif" width="450" height="250" alt="" border="0">
<br /></center>
} elseif ($winner == 'PARTI ISLAM SE-MALAYSIA') {
?>
<center>
<img src="http://www.kennysia.com/images/photos/2008/pas.gif" width="450" height="250" alt="" border="0">
<br /></center>
} elseif ($winner == 'NOBODY') {
?>
<center>
<img src="http://www.kennysia.com/images/photos/2008/20080302-ks.jpg" width="450" height="250" alt="" border="0">
<br /></center>
} elseif ($winner == 'DEMOCRATIC ACTION PARTY') {
?>
<center>
<img src="http://www.kennysia.com/images/photos/2008/dap.gif" width="450" height="250" alt="" border="0">
<br /></center>
} ?>
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