Kenny, Kuching’s food really sucks lately. All these food outlets are cutting corners here and there and making half ass rojak, half ass chicken rice and brew totally crappy Kopi. They turn around and say business is no good. hey, the business is no good because the food is lousy and not fresh !!
Two old friends – a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ….
A pek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo…
Apek: ?!! err … saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh…. manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa probrem ?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh .. dia punya performance tatak bagut…manyak cinang semputloh …
Ali: Cehh… apek, lu apa celita… saya suda lama potong…tada apa problem… bini saya manyak puas woo…
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh… lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err… lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma… lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni…nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang…..gua tanya baik2 … lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis… lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau… Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car… potong zaka..
Ali: Aiya… apek… lain kali lu sebut betul2 la….kasi susasaja.. Bukan potong zaka la…. protonsaga.. ……
Hi Kenny,
Recently heard of you thru a long time Kch friend. I have something to discuss with you. Something of a serious nature and wondering if you can help.
Pls google “powerpod malaysia henry”.
I have provided you my email. Pls email me when you get a chance.
Many thanks,
Henry
first..yayyyyy
2nd
nice new costume for rey
Kenny, Kuching’s food really sucks lately. All these food outlets are cutting corners here and there and making half ass rojak, half ass chicken rice and brew totally crappy Kopi. They turn around and say business is no good. hey, the business is no good because the food is lousy and not fresh !!
i don’t get the post.
when you say …’oh wait’ aren’t you suppose to reveal something?
Hi Rey kepala kecik,badan besar..hahahahahaha
yeah.. what oh wait? =/
vri fat lor..keke
Oh wait. – Kenny.
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Kenny,
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🙂
oh wait? then?
Two old friends – a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ….
A pek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo…
Apek: ?!! err … saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh…. manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa probrem ?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh .. dia punya performance tatak bagut…manyak cinang semputloh …
Ali: Cehh… apek, lu apa celita… saya suda lama potong…tada apa problem… bini saya manyak puas woo…
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh… lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err… lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma… lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni…nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang…..gua tanya baik2 … lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis… lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau… Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car… potong zaka..
Ali: Aiya… apek… lain kali lu sebut betul2 la….kasi susasaja.. Bukan potong zaka la…. protonsaga.. ……
Oh wait…He forgot to zip his pant!!! LMAO~
dumb post… not funny!
o damn…now that joshua mentioned it…yes he forgot to zip his pants!
not sure if thats the punchline of the post though
Hello kennysia,this is my first comment here.nice to meet you. 🙂
The Rey’Sarawakian’ ka?haha Funny!
hahha
Fake Rey?
funny..after watching your last blog..good one kenny!
hahahahahaha..cite ttg apek nie byk kelakar laa…orang ckp proton sag bkn potong zakar..
Hi Kenny,
Recently heard of you thru a long time Kch friend. I have something to discuss with you. Something of a serious nature and wondering if you can help.
Pls google “powerpod malaysia henry”.
I have provided you my email. Pls email me when you get a chance.
Many thanks,
Henry
Boo ya ka Booyaka 619!
lame
rey looks bigger now?? 😀
rey looks bigger now?? 😀
Rey Mysterio dah macam kartun…versi yang ini tak sesuai.
lol… the pants.. haha..
bleargh
hahahahha..nice!
funny, man!
You get this inspirational story from P1 “POTONG SAGA”, issit?
ray mkn calcium..jd tnggi skit..
I think his zippers open?
LOL