So I happen to be in KL when the FJ Benjamin warehouse sale was held.
This is one warehouse sale that everyone was crazy about. It was so crazy that ‘crazy’ is not crazy enough to describe how crazy it was.
Because when they meant “sale”, what they really meant was “siao”. We’re talking about RM500 bags going for RM100 and RM800 sunglasses going for RM120.
It doesn’t even matter that the sale was held in Klang, 40km away from KL. People are still willing to travel all the way there to grab a bargain.
There were queues outside the ballroom from as early as 8am. Within minutes after the door opened, the entire floor space rapidly descended into chaos.
It was like the Perak State Assembly, only much worse.
The ladies, in particular, were ferocious. A whole bunch of them were hawking over the Guess handbag section like the Orang Utans I saw in Sandakan during feeding time.
It was a complete and utter mayhem.
To make matters worse, none of the changing rooms were available. People were waiting up to 50 minutes just to try on a pair of pants.
I seriously cannot be bothered queuing up to get into the change rooms when all I wanted was to try on a couple of Raoul shirts. A couple of aunties were actually trying on clothes OUTSIDE the change rooms. So I followed suit.
I went to a quiet corner of the hall and basically, took off my T-shirt to try on my new clothes. Nobody cares anyway.
Now this is when something funny happened.
As I turned back around to put my T-shirt back on, suddenly I could not find it anymore! SOMEBODY HAS TAKEN AWAY MY T-SHIRT!
What the hell? I searched high and low, but it was gone! Who the heck would wanna take my T-shirt!
Must be these aunties!
They thought everything was for sale until they also took home the shirt I was wearing!
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haha lol funny!
hahaha that was funny 🙂 and we thought only singaporeans are kiasu!
KENNYSIA TSHIRT ALSO BRANDED WAT!
nyehehe funny nye..
yr shirt also the gasak..
laughed like mad at the last line 😀
cheers babe
HAHAHA.kesian you kenny XD
maybe that’s how organizer tricked you into buying new shirt? ;p
o-m-g.. HAHA.. mayb the auntie is ur BIG fan.. =)..
ahahahaha, farking funny la u kenny!! so what happen aftr that? u bought what u gonna buy and wore it back? lol
Haahaha… good one.
Aunties are one of the most dangerous species ever…
omg damn funny xD and sad for you.
so you HAD to buy a shirt in the end huh?
that is a good entry kenny. It a typical thing to happen during sales I guess, maybe next time tug your tshirt in your pants for safety.Hahhahaha .Just a thought
Sorry but –
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Probably those aunties also your secret admirers..
“Look, is Kenny! Grab his shirt and go back smell”
Don’t play play with Klang people I tell you!! hahaha
hahahahahahaa LOLLL!! did u walk around naked aft that? 😀
LOL~~ you can even relate to Perak State Assembly.. i think this is 10x more worst than Jusco Day.. also total chaos.. is not like RM500 handbag selling around RM100, is like Jusco is giving away handbags… =.=”
they probably did it on purpose and captured the picture of your half naked body =P
So did those aunties suck on your sexy nipples?
Ur T-shirt’s gone? Did you find it at last? If you did not find it, were you naked? Did you make announcement to search for your lost T ?
LOL
I AM CURIOUS! LET ME KNOW!!
maybe try for looking for it on eBay… how much would Kenny Sia’s t-shirt go for?? hahaha (mana la tau if it’s a crazy fan, right =P)
The ladies, in particular, were ferocious. A whole bunch of them were hawking over the Guess handbag section like the Orang Utans I saw in Sandakan during feeding time.
It was a complete and utter mayhem. – Kenny.
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Kenny,
This is what I called WOMAN’S POWER.
🙂
den how u go out? lol…
HAHAHAH that was hilarious. but somebody said something about a scheme, forcing you to buy one of their shirts. that’s highly plausible. and equally as hilarious
hahaha… i cant help but laugh! lol at the last line~
Hi Kenny,
So, did you get your T-shirt back? Or you walk out of the shop half-naked?lol
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Yes, don’t mess with Klang people! *winks* I went on all three days and it was as mad as ever especially on the preview day. Actually, sales like these are fun and whooh, exciting!
good for u kenny… luckily u did nt try on any ck or armani underwear.. or else these aunty might end up taking ur underwear as well..
Hahaha…So damn funny!
lol..so what happened next?? dont stop the story half way larhh…hahaha
i never liked warehouse sales because it is so crowded that i cannot see or touch the dresses in piece!!!! yes piece!!! not peace!!
lol! well, they got a Kenny Sia t-shirt ler…maybe if they read this they may attempt to put it on eBay!
haha, you made me laugh so hard.. oh dear, they really think that everything was on sale even though there’s no price tag on your shirt… so how did you deal with it?? did you wear the new shirt back straight away after paying?? or you went off half naked??
Yeah, I heard these mega sales from my west msia friends but I can’t really imagine it’s so so so chaos?
At least that’s a good experience for you.
^^
wakahahahahhaahahaha……. OMG kenny!
LOL kenNy.
So what happened????
ya lah! Luckily I can just buy a new shirt there.
I was wearing my new shirt to the counter and they practically scanned the barcode off my back. They must’ve thought I love the shirt so much that I wore straight to the counter before paying.
Bwahahahahahaha……
Kenny, try checking e-bay, maybe its on the auction…(^^)
Those aunties. So amusing. Haha.
haha omg that’s funny. then what did u wear home?? guess u bought a new shirt there afterall.
That was really funny. I was thinking how you went back. The aunties are really crazy! I can’t help but to laugh hard at this post.
So Kenny, next time try some new undies. You may leave “legacy” to those quick-hand aunties. 🙂
well…the mentality of Malaysians…Look at the place..how chaotic it is….hate those stupid aunties…
youre not funny anymore ):
LOL! A hilarious incident indeed!:)
damn funny la wei. haha! what u bought there? show us! =D
dude isn’t that the sales at Centro Klang? Why KL? =.=
hey Kenny…i was there on Sat…not as packed as Fri, i guess…lucky i didnt take out my tshirt when i try d shirts…lol
Huh?! Kenny why u become Auntie also? With your income you don’t have to wait until cheap sale ma. Btw, how much was yr original tshirt? U just wear it and sneak out also no one will notice u la…
lolx……this is funny.
Do u hav any picture of ur ‘stolen’ tshirt?
lol! they took off your shirt!!! funny sia.
The one that took it prolly thought wow! She got a shirt for free instead.. savc money on one!
LOL! Kennysia T shirts in demand!
New business proposal? 😛
Lol Kenny. Can’t believe you actually shop during warehouse sales…I find it too crowded and stressful. It’s like a killing field out there…
WHY WERE U SHOPPING IN THE SAME DEPARTMENT AS THE AUNTIES?!!?!?!
hahaha… Kenny, you are the man. This post is just funny and awesome!
quick! Somebody call the FRUs!!!
hahaha! This is funny, then? no choice u gotta buy a new shirt and wear lah… hahahahaha!
Thanks for sharing this hilarious moment with us .. You just brightened up my day!!
Kesian Kenny..
Aunties were crzy over you for sure.. i wonder they pay for it or not..hahah
can’t help but laugh here, u r very funny.
Ha ..that’s funny .. so u forced to buy the t-shirt u tried from the sale .. ;>
This is funny and do show us what t-shirt you bought….hehehe.
P/S: Maybe we need to check on e-bay or lelong on your stolen shirt…..
then what happened after?
so funnyyy
hahhahaah
lol.. then u just walk out topless??
i was very bad mood since morning… but i cant stop laughing after reading this post…hshshshshshhs.TQ
haha nice one! 😉
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lol…better watch ebay, mana tau one of these days u’ll suddenly find that t-shirt being auctioned off!! :p
Fj what ? never heard of it.
haha…well, that is usually the scene during most of the warehouse sales…Did you buy a lot??
‘It doesn’t even matter that the sale was held in Klang, 40km away from KL. People are still willing to travel all the way there to grab a bargain.’
I think someone stay in Sarawak still go there.. even though it’s all the way in Klang… hahahahahaha
Mother-‘effing’-God!!! Lucky you don’t try out new pants and shirt at one go.. or else, you’ll ended up with only boxer!Kenny, next time, try the new shirt on top of the old shirt! Hmm… I don’t know whether u could do the same with pants *thinking2* Nothing beats crazy-aunties-on-shopping-spree! Totally NOTHING!
i am back to follow kenny sia blog again…after a week of absence…
Maybe we can find it selling on ebay. haha
If you had seen the Zara/P&B/MD sales, you would had fainted. Hahaha. Malaysians.
lol .. so what do you wear back ??
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that’s what i think too!Hahahahaha…
Haha. My office is there and I am all the way in Melbourne also get to hear about this sale. That is how massive the sale is!
On the other hand there was this VIP sale in a mall here in Melbourne and guess what? Guess was like a pasar malam! :S
And I wonder how would they get off with your T-shirt..and were you wearing a Guess T-shirt on that day? Just pure luck la, aunties and scary.
LOLLLLL
next time you can write a post for TIC la!
Kenny, try bah kut teh in Klang? I’ll take you to the best bah kut teh stall in Klang. :))
no funny at all.screw u guys. VOTE PAKATANZ
I kesian the cashier who couldn’t find neither the price or the price code to your dearly T-shirt. Hehe..
Kenny if I know you are there, definitely I will go to meet you, I really hope there’s a chance for me to see Kenny thru live not only blog
you should have checked out the crocs sale @ singapore expo! 😛
Man! Can those aunties elbow!!!
No Kenny, i dont think it’s the aunties! Coz u were wearing a men’s shirt and why would the aunties want it! Must be a man .. or ur fan!
No aunties cubit your tek-tek when you took off your shirt ah? Or suck saturated fat out of your tek-tek? Wasted chance.
aiyo. u were there ar? too bad i din spot u.. too many people liao.
i wonder what happen when the auntie take the baju to counter to pay.
hahahahaha she will get the greatest shock ever!!
What are u doing there? I thought it’s only for ladies….
hey kenny ur a mother fucking cunt faced faggoty horse sperm eating obese wanking grandma fucking piece of poop.
cheers
lol.. OMG! guess changing outside the fitting room isn’t such a good idea afterall.. 😛
haha lousy fella,i reckon you to go out and see more,fj benjamin is an established brand lah.
hey urafag,ya a faggot monkey rapers scrotum eating dog nuts junkies purple pussy licking twat.
cheers and thank you urafag.
what the sales izzit?
kennysia is a brand? from where?
i only know kennysiao is a new brand…
furious aunties … lol
Hahahaha.. OMG.. Luckily you were not trying a pair of jeans, else O_O
Haha! Must be your tshirt also branded! 😛
hahahahahaha~
If I were there, I will also just grab and buy. If dun suit then can sell on net~ ^_^
LOL that was funny.
btw kenny. i’m a big fan of japan and i hope u’ll blog about ur trip there.
thanks!
Haha… maybe they like the special ‘scent’ on yr shirt…
Wonder how you got to know about the sale in klang….care to tell me how or where u got the info from?
Why not try more shirts? ;p I think it was taken by one of ur super fans
ohh…start your own brand…then ppl will grab them like Raoul..hahahahha
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!
so cute!! XD
ermm, you might want to check out e-bay or lelong in case your shirt ends up there.
what do you think? you are a famous blogger, surely people would have noticed that and took ur shirt as a memorabilia? haha
hey kenny sorry i took it.. Not! XP tats so funny tho haha
i wonder how the cashier gonna react when the person goes to the counter and says that he/she wants to pay for it . then , the cashier will be like ” let me get my manager here ” ( cause there’s no price tag on ) .
Look more like a mad house sale to me . Madness …pure madness..
Selamat nyambut gawai gayu guru gerai nyamai ngagai semoa sarawakians!
KennySia… Must be your Shirt grape by those Auntie… Even dont price tape tat…. Damn funny….Cheers…
they like your smell, wad to do..
LOL… What if you dont see any nice shirts u like?? just walk out half naked la… or take others t-shirt… hehehe…
funny aunties!!!the t-shirt soaked with all your sweat..
gross! somebody actually fell for your sweaty T-shirt?!! hahaha … wonder how much they paid for it.
desperate situations call for desperate measures. one question though:
how the heck did the aunties manage to evade stares/CCTV while changing?!!
Ha..Ha..So funny!
If the aunties took your shirt, so you got to buy a new shirt for replacement:)
The best outfit for a hectic sale spree is a full camo & a pair of safety boots. Try it ;D
Just buying more junks rejected from US,UK or Japan.
then what happened?? finish the story!! dont leave us hanging
That’s so funny! Your shirt got stolen by one of the ‘aunties’.
Warehouse sales are really scary. People in there like… step over you and won’t even notice.
HAHAHA… Apparently, your “pheromone” is being tested scientifically by those aunties (those are having menstrual cycles adjustment when exposed to your scent)
The shirt is nothing, the SCENT comes the deal!
Kenny, your shirt can auction off. The other items are priced at discount. Aunties also know who u r lor. What did you do after that?
hahaha..women and their craze during sales! 😉
Kenny Sia’s T-Shirt for sale…with his smell all over it *winks* =P
hahahaha
it’s really a disaster
U could start a designer label now.
Thank you for the reminder. The next time when i go for this type of sales I will hold tight of my underwear and pants, if i will try a new one
Hahahm very funny. Make me want to go to this warehouse sale, never been to this coz no idea wat it is
i love this post~ funnY!
that was funny.. i almost choke on my choc-banana scone when i read abt ur shirt disappearing.
really cute lar.
hahaha… pity you. so, eventually you went home topless ?? must have grabbed much attention then…
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haha… i experience tat also… jz few days ago during Jusco member day sales…. It make me figuring abt recession and yet those aunties grab the items like no body business… haha
boss… mana update?
That is funny!!! lol…
hahaha.. i bought a handbag and make up pouch at this sale.
superb cheap.
It’s still an overpriced fraudud designer’s stuff. Check the materials rather the brand. Be a smart consumer before falling into the superficial traps of branding and licensing.Value= Means of Production + Labour Time.
Can’t they tell the smell? Ches…
FYI, FJ BEnjamin sales was in klang not KL..and klang is under selangor and not under wilayah persekutuan kuala lumpuur… hehe :p
haha
ok…
hell man!!!
it took over la…
how tey bought it without barecode??
hahahaha… ur comments really made my day…. was there on the 2nd day… the queue was close to 500 meter long from the main entrance at 10am…
luckily you did not try the pants out in the open 🙂 🙂 good luck to the ladies/men who bought a sweaty t-shirt
U will find all sorts of such crazy sales in Spore. Especially when its GSS now. Great Singapore Sales.hahha..
You are right its true
im LMAO-ing
KENNY.S Tee’s for sale!
er – just wondering how you wandered out? did you go topless, or bought a shirt irregardless of size?
wat a human being…
What a good bargain … Raoul shirt for your shirt
Isnt this at centro klang? O.O
I do agree with all of the ideas you have presented in your post. They’re very convincing and will definitely work. Still, the posts are very short for starters. Could you please extend them a little from next time? Thanks for the post!!
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