Last year, I had the opportunity to act in a TV commercial for Mister Potato.
Considering I have absolutely no acting skills whatsoever, I thought that experience was just a one-off thing. Surprisingly, last week I found out I just got myself another TV commercial opportunity.
This time round however, I don’t have a world-class TV production team from Bangkok working around me anymore. We all gotta save money a bit this financial crisis, so for this TV commercial, had to shoot and direct it my own as part of Corntoz: Make Your Own TVC Contest.
Yes, it is a contest. Which unfortunately, I am not eligible to join.
Because this entry is sponsored by Corntoz, and my job is to encourage you to exercise your freedom of expression by making your own TV commercial. The top prize is RM8,000 in cash, so please, do it on my behalf.
All you gotta do is film yourself snacking on Corntoz, using either your webcam at corntoz.com.my (easier) or by directly uploading your video onto Youtube.
As long as a pack of Corntoz is involved, you are free to do anyhow you want with it. Gorge it like Faizal Tahir or sandwich it like Jaclyn Victor.
Maybe even errr… suck it.
Like how this HOT babe made me wish I were that piece of Corntoz.
It’s a real bummer I couldn’t join the contest though.
Because if I could, then this ad that I shot in Britain would have been what I send in.
And I’m very sure I would have won.
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ROFL, that’s hilarious, kenny!
warghh kahh kahhh
hmmm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats why we read your blog kenny!
corztoss
cant really do anything until i’ve ate the chips leh
,,,
all the best
The ad with the girl is almost like soft porn
LOL kenny boyle, that was stunning! LOLOLOL
I though u r participating this contest!
Nvm, atleast ADV pay for u and you give other people a chance to win ;p~
haha…funny funny!love it!
i’m gonna buy Corntoz now~~!!! hahahha
WAHAHAHAHA!!!
damn!! u made me lol hard!!
until my maggi cup oso drop liao.. -.-||
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Absolutely wonderful Kenny! Once again, your creativity has shot through the charts!
Nice editing of your video. Voted for you!
No way he would have won… It’s so trite…
omg.. i was rofl… that was definately the best video ever produced by kenny!!! oh man, u can really make me laugh..*salute Kenny Sia* and thanks for the good laugh kenny.. bring us more soon!!!
LOL, nice video there haha! Too bad I dont have such creativity 😛
u r hilarious Kenny for a moment I thought you’ve already won 😀 you deserve to winnnn!
You da man Kenny.. Luckily you couldn’t join, else you’d have blown the competition away.
HAHAHAHHA I SAW YOUR VIDEO ON THE WEBSITE AND WANTED TO WEEP HAHAHAHAHAHAH
wow ~!! that was ~!!!!
AWESOME ~!!! hahahaha ~! 😛
This is hilarious man.. wth~ hahahahahahaha! LOLSSS
‘Interesting way to snack’ is a pretty eye catching clip to post onto You tube.
Let’s hope the girl actually agreed for it to be posted onto You tube (and linked by Kenny).
And let’s hope it won’t be ‘haram’ed by our conservative country =.=
Kenny my man, YOU MADE SUSAN PROUD! LOL!
you’re nasty but I love you! hahahahahaha
rofl… 😀
I would give anything to be that piece of corntoz. But it doesn’t make a feel like eating it….LOL! ;P
holy crud!
that chick in the ‘softporn ad’ is cute!
OMG KENNY THAT WAS HILARIOUS
the first time you popped on screen i just nearly died of laughter like you wouldn’t believe!! hahahahah
great work!
Lame.
But if it isn’t lame, it’s not Kenny Sia.
i love the girl sucking corntoz.. so sexxyyy..
too many advertisements.
Wah liew… I didn’t know which clip I should be laughing at… Real hot… I mean your singing of cos =P
love your blogs. funny, creative and so real.
LOL!!!
FUNNY!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
nice one, kenny! =D
kenwooi.com
I’ve never commented on your blog and just felt compelled to say…that was wrong, on so many levels!.. especially when folks from all ages read your blog
“I’ve never commented on your blog and just felt compelled to say…that was wrong, on so many levels!.. especially when folks from all ages read your blog”
Me too , I’ve never commented on your blog and just felt compelled too to say , that was wrong that u blame Kenny to creating this post.
Why not blame the “porn video” uploader instead? Blaming Kenny is just like blaming a murderer’s parents for not teaching their son well. You should blame the murderer instead.
hahaha that was seriously absofuckingly hilarious and witty!
good job! just when i thought u’re losing the “touch” you never fail to impress me 🙂
Nice one…
Creative as always… ^^
forget about the funniness this time around , that hot hot hot chick on that youtube is gonna be an overnight sensation by being just so hot and tasty + being on kennysia.com
Will anyone reveal what’s her name or will it remains as a mysterious anonymous sensation like the iPhone girl from the Chinese factory ?
that girl sucking the corntos is just sickening.
That video is almost the closest you can get to porn. The sensation!
Man.. don’t copy Jay Reno’s idea.. !
LOL, good one Kenny, a bit creative too, despite there were some ‘complain’ from the ‘Chicken’ which is really absurd…
Hmm, i dont have any idea with such add….
You’ve a fantastic performance.. 😛
Lol
stunning!!!!!
hey, that video was really cool. hahaha!
haha
like the so-called porno clip.
c’mon.relax and chill.it’s not even 18sx for cryin out loud. 😛
YOU’RE ALREADY THE WINNER !!
…(except for the rm8000…..)
great video haha :))
feel like puking watching that girl. common man, u guys have to admit it does look sickening! couldnt even bring myself to watch pass 5 secs of that.
Kenny,
would you please write something about the Pulau Ketam incident?
they’re so many reading your blog, please help open some eyes on animal cruelty?
thank you so much
That was too funny. I’ve never commented before but this just WARRANTED a comment! I love watching the X Factor – Ant & Dec just pep things up, they make me laugh and I love the Geordie accent!! Sue Boyle is fab but not my personal favourite. Your finale was so OTT I couldn’t stop giggling.
Who is the girl?
Why your latest entry all bout suck suck suck one! YOU SUCK!
😛
In fact, I love the Susan Boyle outrageous performance.
Compare to you, Kenny. You are even much expressive and amazed with astonishment! Perfect video!
l0lz.. you are wasting the food… 😛
HAHAHAHA…. that was funny!!! nice one kenny, like it!
‘feel like puking watching that girl. common man, u guys have to admit it does look sickening! couldnt even bring myself to watch pass 5 secs of that.’
Man, this ‘eww’ must be a miss.
Go find yourself a man. Let’s see if you’d still think the same after that.
ding u must be a girl,thats why.u suck not that girl.
ZOMG UR VIDEO’S SOOO HILARIOUSSSS!!! 😀
Kenny pls remove that porn video.
I’m disgusted you posted sthg so tasteless.
I would pay good money for that girl to treat me like a corntoz :p
To the girls going ewww, watch and learn, that is what EVERY guy wants whether they admit it or not
ben, go ctrl+f eww and look for the message. You must have misunderstood me. Either that or you’re weak in the language.
Interestingly enough, I have never met a girl who has ‘ding’ in her name.
Or are you actually a woman, benDING?
hey Ding, why r u so defensive? guys shouldnt be THIS ‘siu hei’..
anyway i agree that every guy would want such ‘adventure’, i’m just saying its sickening looking at the girl licking the corntos. its food u know?
if i’m a girl with a man, it would still look sickening to me cos whats a real thing compared to a stick of fried flour.. if i’m a man with a girl, i’ll still think its sickening cos thats no respect to my penis at all.
Maybe even errr… suck it.
Like how this HOT babe made me wish I were that piece of Corntoz.
– Kenny
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Kenny,
Seems to be porn video clip to me. How does she learn to “suck” the Corntoz “so well”? After she ate her Corntoz, she seems to be retreated back the bed, a guy pounced onto her bed and read to “action” her. Wow, Kenny, you also ready to pounced on her ah?
🙂
Ahh ‘eww’, it’s completely pointless talking about it since you haven’t tried it before.
Until you’ve done it, please refrain yourself from being a hypocrite.
However, should you try it in the future, do come back and tell us about it.
Don’t be shy about admitting your mistakes then. 🙂
Ding, i second you,
Mr/Miss Eew this is kenny’s personal blog, and he’s a guy too, tell me which hot blooded guy wouldn’t find that clip interesting, especially on youtube, where porn is not even allowed
I am more interested what happen in the end of the video session…too bad it didn’t “show out”..
~JohnnyWzM~
ur definately win the contest kennysia ur video is insane. oh btw i would like to ask the 1st video u posted, you have any info abt that hot babe
Hahaha that video is so funny! But you look like you’re totally scared…of someone stealing your Corntoz before you can finish them, perhaps? 😛
i thought that video was downright tasteless and way horrid. not that we shouldn’t be open minded and all to new ideas but that, especially for a contest that is open to everyone, is really unacceptable. moreover, it really would have been alright if they made it a lil funnier and not so…’porno’ so to speak. not to mention, shorter time as well.
but, to each his own i suppose.
Yo wasssup Kenny Boyle. You sing like a bird lol 😉
hahaha
I’m sure the hot babe likes japanese guys……hahahah
Are you going to getting sue for that?? haha
Just noticed a new video chat site called Chat Spasm, a chat site with musicians.