What are the chances! I can’t believe I bumped into Paris Hilton!
No, not the blonde bimbo hotel heiress.
THIS Paris Hilton.
To be fair though, I think the hotel version of Paris Hilton shares many similarities with the human version of Paris Hilton.
For example, Paris Hilton has a very wide entrance.
Every day you see people go in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out.
But most importantly, when you see Paris Hilton, you know you’re not too far away from a huge erection.
I went into the hotel, ordered hot chocolate at the bar and the waiter said “Careful.”
“That’s hot!”
Blog Plug of the Day: FireAngel, corporate slave extraordinaire, moved to Singapore recently and had trouble understanding their local habits.
“If you see tissue paper packets on tables, do not take it and throw it away. Instead, you need to go and look for another table as those tables with tissue packets are BOOKED. It’s rather strange how the people are generous enough to bother respecting tissue packets and letting it sit there as if it’s a person.”