It was such an honour.
Thank you to everyone who voted me to become your 2008 CLEO Most Eligible Bachelor of the Year.
I also would like to thank my fudder, my mudder, my brudder, my sistur and all my flengs out there. Without your support, I would never stand on stage as one of the finalists in this beauty contest for men.
Unfortunately I did not win.
That title deservingly went to Bachelor #8 Brian Lau.
Sorry.
Of course lah, I never expected to win anything anyway.
Everyone was out to put on a good show and have a good time, and we’ve certainly achieved that. Everyone had a rocking evening at Zouk last Friday. Not to mention, the girls who came that night were all superbly hot and dressed to kill.
The unofficial dress code for the night were tight dresses and very very very very short skirts.
Kudos to the coordinators from CLEO magazine for putting together this fantastic show.
For one, it’s not an easy task getting 50 grown men listen to you. When you said “LINE UP!”, you get 25 bachelors obediently lining up, while the other 25 bachelors were just laying around without a care in the world.
When you said, “Odd number stand to the left. Even number stand to my right”, you get questions like “Har? What odd? What even?”
It was worse than giving instructions to a bunch of kindergarten kids.
I kept remarking to the guys backstage about how unmanly it is that a bunch of straight guys like us are joining this beauty contest for men.
All the bachelors have this ridiculous facial expression when they put on make-up.
Bachelor #1 Bonnie Arthur de Souza
Still, the guys were great fun to hang around with. Despite the fact that we are all fighting to become Malaysia’s Most Beautiful Man, the atmosphere backstage was like one big frat party.
It was really weird.
One moment, you see us macho men doing girlie stuff like putting on make-up, foundation and lipstick.
Bachelor #10 Afiezan Shah getting his hair done
Next moment, you see us flexing our muscles, talking about masculine stuff like paintballing, mountain-climbing and drunken sex parties overseas.
Bachelor #10 Afiezan Shah, Bachelor #15 Jasvinder Singh and Bachelor #29 Afshin Helmitabrizi
But seriously though, and I say this in the most non-gay way possible, the guys in the CLEO’s 50 Most Eligible bachelor list are all really hot.
One look at this bunch and I know I have no chance of winning.
Look at those CLEO hot knockouts getting ready to put on a show!
I thought I might have a chance against Bachelor #42 Johann Lim with his funny moustache.
But most people would still say he’s better looking than me.
Anyway, Johann didn’t tell me exactly what character he’s playing that requires a funny moustache like that. Maybe it’s for a Malaysian version of The Godfather. In that case, the official title of the show would be “Ayah Angkat”.
Last year’s winner for CLEO Most Eligible Bachelor of the Year, Christian Neal Capes, came up to me backstage and gave me his personal stamp of approval.
It’s quite an honour to be endorsed by last year’s winner, but I told him there’s really no chance I am ever gonna win despite my large readership. There are 49 other guys all so much more beautiful than I am.
If there’s a category for Most Cuddly Bachelor, I will win for sure.
This is the editor of CLEO Malaysia, Lynette Ow.
I half-expected the editor of Malaysia’s most popular female magazine to look like some middle-aged high-school teacher barking out orders every 2 minutes. What a surprise to see her holding such a stressful job, yet still managed to look so young, hot and sassy.
Babes galore!
Stephanie Chai and Christy Yeoh dropped by for support. With hotties like that in attendance, we’re all winners already.
Emcee of the evening and Mix.fm DJ Serena C with her pouty lips dangerously close to mine.
Christian Neal Capes in the background making sure there’s no contact.
I seriously have no idea why he pulled a face like that. He looked as if somebody stepped on his balls.
Cheesie, fresh out of the Malaysian Dreamgirl house after losing quite a bit of weight, but still looking better than ever.
Su Ann is so on the roll! She came to support me for CLEO Bachelor Bash on Friday night, left for Bangkok early next morning, returned to KL only on Tuesday night just in time to support me again for our Malaysian Dreamgirl Grand Finale!
There were cheesy one liners aplenty throughout the evening.
During our opening gambit, each bachelor has to go up on stage to introduce themselves, followed by some corny pick-up line. My favourite was Adam Lobo’s, “You know the reason for global warming? That’s because I’m too hot!”
Musician bachelors #3 Ebi Kornelis and #6 Adam Lobo chilling backstage
My line was “I know I’m a little bit chubby… but that just means there’s more of me to love!”
Dry humour, I know. But that’s Kenny Sia for ya. 😉
For those who were there, thank you for the defeaningly loud cheers that night, especially to naeboo who virtually screamed her lungs out.
That girl went all out and screamed “KENNY SIA! YOU MADE ME WET MY PANTIES!!!!”
It made me even more nervous ok.
Renee, my MMU Melaka prom date, knocking me out
Anyway, like I said, I didn’t go home with the big prize or win any subsidiary titles.
I know this sounds loser-ish, but it’s not all about winning. The important thing is that everyone had a good laugh watching the bachelors making a fool out of themselves with their stupid acting and their bombastic dance moves during the interactive games they play with the audience.
The game I had to play was called “Private Video”. I have no idea why I was assigned for this game, but that’s probably my punishment for making fun of Chua Soi Lek. In this game, I had to dance with a girl from the audience to Madonna’s Vogue, in the most ridiculous fashion possible.
Anyway, I tried searching online but I couldn’t find any photos of me dancing. Must be because I did so badly until people are too horrified to react.
Still, a friend noted that I got the loudest cheer among the crowd. Whoa! That in itself was a big enough reward already. At least I know there is now hope for fat boys like me joining beauty contests.
The fantastic night ended pretty early around 12 midnight. One thing for sure, I’d like to see more bloggers joining CLEO Bachelor next year!
Nomination for the 2009 CLEO 50 Most Eligible Bachelor is now open, and I’m pretty sure there are heaps of good potential in the Malaysian blogging community.
Like this guy right here.
HINT: Timothy Tiah. You should join.
– Karma Point Collection: Rock Up! 2008 is a charity event to raise funds for Agathians shelter. Be at The Curve, Friday next week from 12noon to watch music performances, charity auctions and celebrity apperances.
– My lack of sleep and constant travelling has brought me down with a bad fever and cough. More updates when I’m feeling better.
hahahahahahahaha…damn funnnnnyyy…kenny,y didn’t they give u any subsidiary title?sob*sob*
well done kenny! 🙂
Green with envy…….
wow. cool!
It’s okay. You’re not a bachelor, coz you’re always a MASTER.
…..
congratulations to you
grats for joining, your last pic of stewie is ugh…hahaha how to join with that pic rite
WAHAHAHA YES I’M GOING TO NOMINATE TIMOTHY TOO!!!!!
why the malaysian bachelors so ugly compared to singapore and australia? Seriously, they are so ugly!!! Can anyone not see that?
honestly, i cannot imagine you being one of them. cool seh!
Lol, your opening really made me believe you have won the Bachelor title! I was beginning to question the malaysian voting system (what with cindy that palia face winning mdg) until i scrolled down. No offense though. you’re a great blogger but if you were to be THE bachelor, it’ll seem weird. as if bloggers can control the world already. anyhow, congratulations on being top 50!
p/s: the photo of you and lynette, you had too much make up on, maybe?
Isn’t it better to be called “Handsome Pageants”?
kennysia is still honorable, be it he won or he did not
who is tht timothy anwyay??
Question: Can a guy join if he has a girlfriend? bachelor = unmarried, yeah? does having a steady girlfriend rule a guy out of the competition?
thank god.
‘congrats’, kenny. =P
could you post something about the One Life Revolution?
“That girl went all out and screamed “KENNY SIA! YOU MADE ME WET MY PANTIES!!!!”
It made me even more nervous ok.”
Pure AWESOMENESS…….!!!!111111111!! 😀 😀
that’s the only one u heard?
i said plenty of things like KENNYSIAAAA YOU ROCK MAH WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD …!! KENNYYYYY TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHESS ALREADDYYYYYYYYY!!! KENNYYYYYYYYY KENNYYY KENNNYYY TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFFFFFF!!!
u owe me lifetime supply of strepsils. i now sound like a tranny with TB. thnx
oh ya, i told everyone u won the title “bachelor with the loudest supporters”
and adam lobo didnt win shit also sama-sama with ebi ikan bakar udang. ppl in “entertainment industry” longer than u ley. supposedly some rockstar but batu aje… lost to a normal guy brain. hahahahahaha
haha kenny ur still THE bachelor!
yah.i sick liao. =(
get well soon!!
nvrtheless, u’re still the one who has the most supportors cheering for u ya…
nevermind Kenny,
we’ll give you your own title:
KENNY SIA THE HOTTEST BACHELOR BLOGGER WITH TIGHT NENEHS!
Why do all the bachelors looked ma ma tei only ? Hmmmm…. Is Malaysia seriously running out of good looking guys or they just have better things to do ?
Yo, Kenny… Your the man, and in fact for us ‘Kuchiengs’, your already the CLEO top barchelor already even before you went for the final. Roger and out, Dude~~~
Yo, Kenny… Your the man, and in fact for us ‘Kuchiengs’, your already the CLEO top barchelor already even before you went for the final. Roger and out, Dude~~~
Hahahahaha… I was never interested in contests like this, but ur coverage on this beh-chai-lor event is really great… hhahaha.. 1 word: very the extremely hilariously funny 😀
kenny u din win anything? 🙁 i voted for u leh! aww nvm lar.. i’m stil a fan of your(blog)s. XD
LMAO timonthy tiah guy hahahaha
Christian Neal Capes…..what a mouthful.
is tim’s mole real? bcos the other day i saw it was on the right side.
Heh, small world. Renee was my senior back in high school; SGGS.
djkay, you asked “why the malaysian bachelors so ugly compared to singapore and australia?
Seriously, they are so ugly!!! Can anyone not see that?”
I say, “that’s because half the bachelors in CLEO Singapore and Australia are gays.”
they’d have to be gay to pose like they did in those pics in ur previous entries kenny!
lol
anyway i think the malaysian bachelors are not so good looking cuz the good looking ones are no longer bachelors!
btw, get well soon kenny!
drink more water to cure ur fever and cough.. =)
waiting for more funny updates from u!
HOII!!!!!!!!!!!
Where’s the Ebi guy who won like all subsidiary titles?O_O
Haha… nice post… Gj Kenny. Its a good thing u dun hav 2 look gay like Singapore’s or Australia’s.
kenny u owes be my eligible bachelor. xoxo
Surely you have had a lot of fun out there!
ohmytian i thought for a minute that you won.
like O_O!!!
hahaha.
wow, kenny you rock!
the last photo look very like boss timothy (a kuso ver.) haha
hey, maybe they should award you>> Bachelor With The Coolest Blog!! xD
That pic of the ring reminds me of a scene from, “Never back Down” :p
i love timothy (boss stewie)!!! especially his mole!! muaks!
hi kenny!! this is the 1st time i’m reading ur blog…n i bet many ppl had told u this, bt i dun care!! I..have..to..say..it..out!! u r seriously funny dei!! in a vulgar preverted kindof way, bt.. still good!! haha~!!
btw, i dun think u r fat…=)
hi kenny!! this is the 1st time i’m reading ur blog…n i bet many ppl had told u this, bt i dun care!! I..have..to..say..it..out!! u r seriously funny dei!! in a vulgar preverted kindof way, bt.. still good!! haha~!!
btw, i dun think u r fat…=)
It’s alrite, u still hv a lot frens & most importantly, chicks to support u.
But I was so impress with your 3 sentences below.
1. He looked as if somebody stepped on his balls.
2. Feeling the love with Pinkpau and IcyQueenGoddess .
3. HINT: Timothy Tiah. You should join.
Why IcyQueenGoddess face is masaike? Doink.
Muahahaha…boss should really join next year. We must have someone who blogs to join each year, wakil bloggers.. hahaha.
most important thing is that u had fun =)
so what happened to that ikan bakar guy
too much make up, lah. hahhaa.
Whatever happened to Ebi….Hmmmm….Guess that his ikan bakar sudah basi already.
hey, kenny, i went to zouk last friday just to see u!!! and I was standing behind u (at the “zebra” area”! hahhaa, I think u heard me shouting ur name when they were just about to announce the winner for CLEO! U are sooooo cute!!
btw, I have two pic of u doing the dancing on my blog (wat is ur searching criteria =P )free to take it from thr =)
opps, forgot the blog site,
xanga.com/semilchia
Hey Kenny,
Even though you didn’t win the CLEO bachelor thingy, you’re still Malaysia’s TOP BLOGGER… without a doubt!
=)
Cheers!
ur first pic damn ‘zadou’…
anyway, kenny, u r still the best blogger around. cheers.
Well, looking from the pics of the event…you did win! Yayy! Had fun mate!
Kenny, I started reading yr blog 3mths back. Thought yours was an interesting read. You hint on class, you totally thrive on low brow and you definitely connect to a wide spectrum of readers. Today, you made me laugh. Thank you. ( I really had a shitty day )
too bad then.. i really thought u win…
Wah, for that one moment, I really really thought you won bachelor of the year.
lookin pweeetyy with make up kennyyyyyy!!! 😀 rosy rosy cheeeks tuuu~~ and the rest of the boys also. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
We need a Most Eligible Blogger contest!
Oh Great Kenny, for the good of all asian mankind please write a post about jelqing. With picture demonstrations if possible. It’s time we fight the small penis myth, together as one.
what a lucky fat blob
So what’s your ranking out of 50?
ha! you almost got me. thankful that i glance through all the pics.
Kenny, i have a few BLUR pics of you doing ur mtv thing. u want or not?
I find most of the Bachelor Guy are not handsome at all and some even look samseng. Kenny should win The Most Adorable One or like you claimed, The MOst Cuddly One.
haha… timothy…
well done kenny!!!
Kenny,
You have….you have….
NICE SKIN!!! What’s your secret?
If I were there, I would have shouted, “Kenny, you rock my world!” Lol.
i was watching the MDG finale (ie episode 17). congrats to cindy teh and her dad of course..
but why is MDG so unprofessional? low budget? i’m sure they could’ve done a better job..
and what was episode 18 for…? that is so typical of malaysians..
Kenny, your make-up was quite vivid! 😛
Winning or not, I bet it was really a fun experience for you. Good. Adventure all these when you’re still young.
christian neal capes got YELLOW TEETH….euwww
no comment on that Ebi guy eh Kenny?
glad u had fun at the bachelor bash….^^
ps: u could have put up more pics of the hot babes there…so dissapointing…as if ur statement that there were many hot babes were not true…T.T
Vampire kenny! hehe
Kenny, remember in 2005, you post (refer: http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2005/04/malaysias_most.php) and you said that if Andrea Fonseka is Malaysia’s Most beautiful Women, you’ll be CLEO’s Most Eligible Bachelor? you gotta admit it now then. wahaha
Kenny’s WEARING MAKEUP!
Yes, Timothy got potential.
thant ebi guy won one of the subsidiary title
Most Adventurous Bachelor
I cannot decide if I’m flattered that I have a mention on your blog, or if I’m upset that my moustache got more coverage than I did.
Pleasure meeting you, man.
Your teeth are white than Lynette’s! 😀
The girl who shrieked “YOU MADE ME WET MY PANTIES!!!!” probably had too much beer and couldn’t find the loo.
they need to lift some weights seriously…
tris
i wanna ask u guys…
how actually to entry this cleo most eligible bachelor contest?
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