LOL >>... u're sick...but farnie

that's a classic kenny sia post. keep it up! would love to read more of these.. kudos!

You're a late night bird you are...
I was going to say WTH are you doing awake at 6?
Then I realised earlier was the Brazil football match.
Ah~ It's so obvious I'm a girl innit.

I think getting a replica for that ball would be good. It should cost less than rm50.

hahha, reminds me of wat i told myself a while ago.. XD don't need buy that 400 bucks one la, go buy the normal one with the normal panels, but same design :P

LOL.. thats so omg, but funny though..

That kind of ball, no one will dare to kick it. LOL!

I hope the tampons are not used ones ._.
That'd be scary.

OMG that is so funny! good one kenny!

u copy rojaks

can used it to wipes sweat also... :P

after LG, adidas needs to get you - honestly.

typical kenny sia entry!!!

this is so stoopid...but...I LIKE IT!!!!

may be u can start this production KOTEXBALL and put it on sale

Haha very creative..not a bad idea after all!

but wait..u need to tell us what is the size of the kotex we should get =p

After eating kolok mee, can use to wipe oily mouth too...and on hazy days, can peel off and wear as mask!

talk about value pack. they took away the E and the C

Make sure you don't paly it during or after rain. The water and mud would really make the ball darn heavy because I heard kotex absorbs very well!!!

Kenny, when come to women stuff, you gotta consult your mather or sister or char boh la. A panty liner is not for ahem, ahem. It is for ahem, ahem. OK?

walao. wad an brilliant idea...now i know kotex oso have other functions yea..

that's disgusting!

that was vintage kennysia.com. i like ur balls very much.

.... (!)

Nyegeheahh now that's what I call a bloody ball. If panty liners were for blood and not discharge.

Kenny, its FOOTBALL...FOOTBALL...FOOTBALL!!
Its NOT soccer!!!!! Only bloody yanks call it soccer.

i mean, d market 4 ur merchandise is gonna be HUGE. i would buy ur balls.

.... (!)

how about ronaldinho's balls? u know, d ones in d breeze commercials? u see him play around with them, n signs his autograph on them...

.... (!)

i'm sorry. i cannot leave a comment anymore. i sound dirty..

haha..u funny la kenny.

if u need someone to play football just gimme a buzz.

Awww man! Dat's one nasty one. Hahaha...

Very "sat" ah you, Made-in-China football + Spray Paint + Kotex + Marker Pen = RM399.90 Adidas football. I salute you!

I like your "karit-ness". Same like me! Muahahaa

lol.... now i feel u worth all these comments :D

He he, I think I'll get the original Teamspirit ball. You should pick up football, it is a great game to play.

That Australia match was very good, they fought hard against Japan, hope they will get far.

hahahaha

thats very creative and way of saving money...

way to go...gotta go and try to do one!

LOL! so wrong in so many ways!!

so dumb but so funny... *haha*
btw.. i got the smaller kiddie version of the adidas football, for free. *heehee*

You have got to be the only guy who doesn't freak out at the sight of sanitary pads

to Vincent, that's not a tampon, it's a sanitary pad! for my sake, Kenny! just steal the ball and run! wahaha

It is funny. But it is very sick. Really really really sick.

u certainly have some a good creative mind. I rank this write up another `classic' of your blog.

Gawd.....kenny!

creative...very verrryyy creative...
but... eeeewwwwwwww

why not use the sanitary pad and trace the shape den colour d whole shape black rather than you stick it to the ball??

ah but it wouldn be as funny as it is now...hahahaha

OMG..DAT IS SOOO FUNNY...DEFINITELY 1 OF THE CLASSIC KENNYSIA JOKES..HAHA...

hahaha~ crap! but funny~ ;p

mr sia, u r a blaadi genius man.. damn funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
wa salute sama lu.

Was always wondering how come nobody seems to notice the sanitary pad lookalike patterns on the teamgeist.

Very nice balls, eh, I meant ball. Where can I buy one?

gimme a tinker dude.. AND WE'LL WHOLESALE! bwahahahaha!!

Yurks! But funny. =)

You got me laughing there :)
I have to say it's really creative and innovative way of getting a ball similar as the one they use in the WC
Great job ;)

Woahhh Dude, are you endorsing Kotex on your blog now??? That was a great entry...

Lok
www.ahlokkor.blogspot.com

U r Back Kenny Keep Up the good work

Hey dude, good job! btw I'll be at Russel Peters show next month..

Kenny you are so cute!
Ingenious ideas from you!

u just never stop with ur funny ideas.. haha..

hey kenny, u don't need BOTH balls ;)
i'm sure u can trade one in for the Adidas Teimgeist...
keep up the good work

haha..
Hey "e"
When is Russel Peters coming and where?

Nice one Kenny.. :P

ROFL!!

That was GOLD!

funny post!!! hahaha...can't.stop.laughing.

I laughed so hard man...*kanasai ler*

WTF kotex lol!

Hmmm, this is what you call smart copy-n-paste.

Same idea from someone else but no need to quote the source.
http://rojaks.blogspot.com/2006/06/fifa-worldcup-2006-secrets-revealed.html

did u get those from your mom? LOL

if u are intrested in playing football in Kuching, you are welcome to join me and my friends. We play almost every saturday around 5pm. email me if you're intrested.

LMAO .. that was hella funny dude. Seriously had me laughing out in my office (which kinda woke some ppl) Cheers and Allez Les Bleus!!!

Ha, ha, ha...! Kenny you're the man! :D

"They look so similar no one can tell the difference."

err....

eww...u actually dare to touch that? and even bought a pack??? n u worst...u played wif it....
dude...that's gross...
-.-'
n sick..

so... u haf the "offical ball" eh?
wat about the world cup itself? I want that trophy!! =P

OMG You're so sick Kenny!!!

"Better still, if your girl is expecting her monthly matter, you can just peel one off the ball to let her use"
Then she'll be wondering since when did Adidas come up with their own brand of panty liners ROFL :D

Well, footballs are like that...
There's always a new techonologically modified one every 2 years, and Adidas always sell them for the highest price possible.

In 2002, they produced the Fever Nova for the 2002 World Cup, and it was made to be much lighter than a regular ball.

In 2004, they produced the Roteiro for Euro 2004, and it was 'thermally bonded', as in there was not a single stitch on the ball to add to it's aerodynamic ability in the air and also so that the ball wouldn't get out of shape fast.

This year apparently, the Teamgeist is thermally bonded not with it's usual hexagonic pads but with 'propellar' and 'turbine' shaped pads so that the ball is rounder and, once again, is more aerodynamic in the air.

If you like the ball so much, just wait another two years and the price will go down as a new technological ball will be produced by then.

Oh and btw, if you're planning to take up the sport, make sure you call me XD

last year, they revealed the ball... and i was thinking.. looks freaking familiar.. then kotex advert comes on XD

Bloody funny!!!

omg.. thats really cool!

only americans use the word soccer. thats because american football is big there and they didnt want it confused with football.

OMG! nice one! love this post. Keep on rolling!

LOL!!!
I think u should go into advertising...U r damn creative!
Btw, its not too bad that u r the judge of Asian Blog Award, the reason they make you the judge is because they know u will win hands down if you were to be nominated.

Killer FUNNY :D:D:D:D:D:D:D OMG you damn free ar my friend?

You. Are. Hilarious.

....... =__=""""""

Haha. You're very imaginative!

I'm going to russell peters too! his melbourne show early july!

and Aussie also says Soccer because football is our footy. =)

nice one mate
The wonderful thing abt Teamgeist though is the panels and stitches... Apparently the way its put together makes it work more like an inflated baseball -- its supposed to swing more = be more unpredictable to the keepers = more goals...
and after the opening match i was beginning to think that was true so i was betting on "any other score" for like the next few matches... KNN CCB... England 1-0 for an own goal... Sweden 0-0 zzzzzzzzz......
whatever it is its one heck of a beauty..
399 isnt that bad actually.. its going for AUD160 here so thats still slightly cheaper...

I'm trying not to laugh in the office. But that's just one SICK post k. But better use panty liners instead of the regulars, otherwise the humps made by the cushion-effect make it look like a anything BUT a ball.

that's really hilarious kenny! you have some imagination man.

I don't watch premier league neither I do watch football as often at all but when it comes to world cup I will definitely watch the matches. Why ? Worldcup fever, I guess, LOL

The ball u did, it was so funny, real "creative" haha

the adidas teamKotex ball

The skillful players learn their skills from those cheapo balls until professional ok! So who is right to judge that u cant play from a cheap ball?

Haiyah, RM 50 also can get a Teamgeist replica lar...
Btw Kenny do u get this from Wingz' blog?

I salute you. How do you keep coming up with these wacky posts? ;-)

THIS IS REALLY FUNNY!

nOW i cannot help but look at the adidas soccer ball in a totally different way...

well... its probably overpriced here... imagine how many balls they go thru over there... 0.o

HAHAS. DAMM FUNNY CAN. LOLLSSSSSSS

the pad, ur mother wan ar??

That is damn funny! LOL! but also damn eff-king gross mannn!!! EwWwWwww...

Can I touch your balls?

...

eh, I mean..

I wanna play with your balls.

No, wait.

Can you show me your balls when you're in Singapore?

arh~ crap.

:p

haha save $$ den go for a holiday, tat stupid ball is nt worth the money.. Nike and Adidas made pools of money juz because it is World Cup

maybe you can fetch a good price for it at ebay...

kenny, it's lame and i mean REAL lame.

in, I prefer calling it soccer actually. Football could mean american or aussie rules football, but when you say 'soccer' you know for sure what it is.

Anonymous at 7:47am + holyday, haha! I didn't realise wingz had a similar one up before already. Nahhh, we thought of the same thing independantly. Anyway I e-mailed him and apologised. I guess you could say that we both have really sick minds.

hmm. i always wonder... after every one of your posts, you seem to get so many comments. what's you secret? How'd you get so famous? a small time Kuching boy with a wild imagination like you.

damn you kennysia. now whenever i watch world cup i'll be reminded of kotex. sigh got to get myself brainwashed again.

Haha... ROFLMAO
Thats funny on so many levels... btw, have YOU made one yet?

Kenny, you are so funny. I guess I can't help to think of this blog whenever I watch WC.

You are very creative and I have no doubt, you will definitely get the award if you are one of the participants!

Keep it up Kenny!

may i ask how do we nominate a blog for the awards? is there a deadline? and will there be voting?

U ppl r weird man, what's so funny abt sticking sanitary pads on a ball? Can u design and build such a football? Can u kenny sia? Or mayb like if those adidas designers read ur blog and abt ur sanitary pads, what do u think they think?? haha...u r some strange person, i sure would love to see u get fucked.

Haha! Kenny you are really bitching this time. ;P

Sicko bastard. ha ha ha.

God. Watching the Spain/Ukraine game...
and i realised something.

The balls have the NAMES OF THE COUNTRIES PLAYING PRINTED ON THEM.

:S

*LOL* Football for Women?

hey the part about the pattern looking like pads.. its kinda like the same as what rojaks ("frying without wings" on yr link) posted quite a few days ago.
is it like coincidence, or is this joke like travelling around?

Copyright this idea and you'll make big bucks!

NO SHIT,KENNY!!!!!!!!

U'RE A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA]
AHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

this is low class toilet humour

wah...
u thought of all that just by looking at a ball?
lol...

can dye the ball red too...

Kenny, you're the GOD of the bloggosphere.

no doubt about that.

can i be buddha then?

*bats eyelashes*

kidding. take it easy buddhist...

fusion of balls and pads...

gee, those fighting for feminist's causes probably can use your ball to promote equality between male and female...=)

My my, how did you u get that idea?

It's so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahhahaha.

A classic post indeed, lol.

omg kenny you're crazy! lol!

Adi Dassler is rolling in his grave now.

ur creativity is beyond the words of the dick-sorry i meant, dictionary.

classic.

i miss these kinda entries!!!
funnylah...lidat also can ah? won't the kotex be not practical if u played the ball in wet conditions? since its so...abosorbant...as seen in tv...haha

ahahahaha, KotexBalls.

Seems like tampon got many usage :D

ahahahaha, KotexBalls.

Seems like tampon got many usage :D

ahahahaha, KotexBalls.

Seems like tampon got many usage :D

ROFL!!! hahahahahha

bwahahaha, tat's very erm.. creative of you. =D

Be careful KENNY SIA....i'll come and look for you...

shld've known.

aiya you ah kennysia.

you've got balls.

HAHA

ps. rmb to use a clean pad okay. and please, dont torture your gf and give her the pad you've got marker ink all over (and your hands all over too) euchh.>

i want my kotex back.

Brilliant idea! A perfect gift for ladies that like football.

Jus lik u... i dun play soccer. I run n swim all my life. But now i watch it like an addicted person..

kenny arr..
u make me laugh until i peepeela
hahah
but good one. now i know how to make football.

i wanna polish your mahfuggen balls kenny!

niama la..like that also can...
Ur creativity really ....
hmm u have 3 balls...I thnk...

Sorry Kennysia
According to FIFA rules, the ball cannot absorb moisture , otherwise the mass of the ball will increase as the game goes on. Try using some food wrap on the ball, or paint it with some clear varnish.

It's f-king hilarious...!
First time reading such funny blog..
Keep it up man!

wey.... tell adidas CEO that u dont need his teamgeist balls cos u hav a similar one...... and then c wat happens.....

Desperate football teams can 'personalise their footballs' so that their opponents dare not go anywhere near those balls.

The idea of it - an excellent parody indeed!

HAHAHHAHHA that was so funny i'm going to die laughing.

eh.. somebody copy rojaks huh... tsk tsk.. kenny.. check first before you blog can.. plagiarism is not cool..

Geez, I'm so sick of everyone accusing me of plagiaring when it never happened. Can't a guy go travelling anymore without being harrassed like that?

No, I did not plagiarsed from Rojaks.

For what it's worth, this is MY SIDE OF THE STORY.

Look, I know Wingz is a fantastic blogger and all, but I'm sorry to say that I did not read his blog everyday and I did not realise he had a similar entry up before me.

Wingz is a bigger football fan than I am so I'm sure he made that observation before I did. I only made that observation AFTER I started watching the first few matches of the World Cup.

I thought the Teamgeist ball looked like it has pantyliner on it ON MY OWN, and I first remarked that during the England vs Paraguay match when I was at June Then's (justanothertragedy.com) house for her 17th birthday party. After I made that remark to her, in response she told me there's a Motorola clamshell phone that looked like a pantyliner when it's opened up. I developed that idea into a blog entry WITHOUT REALISING THAT WINGZ HAD ALREADY PUT A SIMILAR ENTRY UP BEFORE BECAUSE I DON'T READ WINGZ'S BLOG EVERYDAY. I only found out AFTER there's accusations popping up on my comment boxes saying that I copied from him.

Wingz is a friend of mine. (Hint: his company sponsored my trip for the KL International Marathon) Why would I intentionally plagiarise him when I know that he has supported me so much?

It doesn't make any sense for me to lose friends like that.

If I knew that he had a similar entry up OF COURSE this entry would never had appeared.

If I did indeed copy his idea, don't you think I would've delete all the comments linking this entry to rojaks to cover my tracks? Don't you think I would've taken this entry down after I was "exposed"?

I do not believe I did anything wrong, and that's why those comments stay.

I'm upset because people were thinking that I copied from him. I did not. I simply did not realise because I don't read his blog everyday.

I e-mailed him and this is what I wrote.

********************

Hey Wingz,

Sorry if my latest entry sounded like it was copied from you. Didn't know you have a similar entry up before already. Haha! Guess we both have very sick minds. :P

Cheers,

Kenny

********************

Wingz knew I had no ill-intentions. This was his response. (P/S Hope you don't mind me 'plagiarising' your e-mail, Wingz)

********************

haha dont worry bout it lar, we both also love to make ppl laugh but i just derno why these ppl so sensitive, we make them happy but in retrun they make us sad knn!

But then again yours one is alot funnier lol! well done!

Wingz

********************

So there you go. I so agree with him saying that we try to make people laugh but in return these people make us sad.

I can't believe I'm responding to these like I'm some sort of fucking criminal. I don't normally respond to a negative comment more than once. But this is too much.

All I'm saying is that coincidences like this DO happen and it is PERFECTLY POSSIBLE for two people to think of the same thing separately ESPECIALLY when the Teamgeist is the MOST WATCHED BALL in the world right now.

What do you want me to do? Google the whole Internet EVERYTIME before I post a fucking entry?

Is anyone able to prove that it is NOT possible for two different people to have the same idea on their own?

As far as I'm concerned, the chain of events was simply this:

1. Wingz thought that the Teamgeist's design looked like a pantyliner before the World Cup started
2. Wingz blogged about the topic.
3. I thought of the same thing on my own after the World Cup started (because I don't follow World Cup news before it started).
4. I blogged about the topic without realising Wingz had already done it before me.
5. Accusations start popping up in my comment boxes.
6. I e-mail Wingz to clear things up.
7. He understood that it was pure coincidence and I did not do it on purpose.
8. Case closed.
9. Any questions?

Geez, I feel like Barisan Nasional and all these people throwing accusations at me is the Opposition.

But this is my side of the story and as far as I'm concerned, it is the truth and nothing but the truth.

And you know what the sad thing is? No matter what I say, these people are still gonna stubbornly believe that they are correct and I am wrong. That is sad.

But I'm putting up my reply for what it's worth.

This will be my last response on this. Case closed.

check this out kenny http://mooiness.com/2006/06/15/writers-block-and-plagiarism/#comments

Haiyo Kenny.. I'm so very sorry lar hor.. i shld've put in a haha in there sumwhere so you know i wasn't attacking you or anything like that.. cos i think yours is funnier lor.. so am i forgiven? Next time you come to SG, i shall give you a big hug and a wet kiss!

I posted your above comment on my blog oso.. but got acknowledge you one.. so don't be angry ok? :)

aiyo, nowadays the pads are so good they can completely absorb your marker's ink, so u can't write or draw anything on it la

OMG I had the exact same idea when they unveilled the ball!!!!

the ball is totally wicked. super absorbant ball. no more slippery balls.

WORLD CUP RUIN MY LIFE HAHA got exams in like a week time. stress and in a dilemma.

Why do you want to do that for ? why not just buy a replica for onlu RM45 ? Wierd...

what's so sick about sticking panty liners on a ball?
for goodness sake, they're not even used ones!

learn to appreciate humor

*hugs*
ppl have gotten narrow minded la... ignore them..
friends dun need explaination and enemies dun wan to hear them...
keep up the good work~
cheers

omg.. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg kenny, one feminized ball you have there.

Haha, funny! Thought u wanted to say: if your girlfriend is expecting her monthly matter, u can take a few Kotex from her. Reduce the cost of the ball to below RM40? Since its no use to u buying a whole packet!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

Don't get upset over ppl accusing you, there are going to be more of such in life. If you were to get upset over this, you will have a tough time in future.

ignore accusers...by accusing u, i assumed that they 'had a life' xD while they shud realli go get a life.. *sweat*

omg kenny kenny. hahahaahahaa. That's very "creative" of u. BTW.. the new soccer ball for the fifa is specially made like that to have a rounder appearance la. It's "scientifically" tested. I guess that's why it's so ex. Dunno much about the ball but saw it from Beyond Tomorrow. ;)

so desperate meh! Play with normal balls cannot meh???

hahaha

thank u very much 4 agreeing that that damned ball costs too damned much. i mean, it's cow skin that's been painted on and stitched together? how much can it possibly cost to produce right? not like the ppl who actually produce the balls ever get 2 see the money made from the sales. so what if they copyrighted the design of the ball. it's still daylight robbery. i say, we just make our own fake replica world cup balls. i don't get paid enough to make adidas even richer than it already is.

Kenny...
as much as I disagree to some of ur posts..
and reckon tat u merely a blogite..
I muz say this is the 1st post that I find funny..
U have the craziets notions dude!
But good one..
Tk care.

i would just like to say that you have the most novel idea in make a ball . . .

even though you have only 2 . . . .

so make sure that you'rre able them both in good condition for the world cup !

it's not everyday that you get to keep your swimming pals up so late at night ! !

oh ya ! and for your info !
Their selling china made teamgeist ball for under RM10....

hassle free and dirt cheap ! ! !

wooo hoo !

And thus, we call this THE GREAT BALL OF CHINA!!!
On sale only at Kennysia.com~
Actual product may vary from illustration
ie. blood.... not a lot la just a bit... :-D

only just bin able to post this comment

only just stopped laughing!!!!!

dun it meself sold em on Ebay £50
I wish!!!

only just bin able to post this comment

only just stopped laughing!!!!!

dun it meself sold em on Ebay £50
I wish!!!

That is too damn funny!!!
Are you in KL. I'm coming there in a month or so for a project. Gotta buy you a beer!!!

hahaha . that's a lot of comments

yucky but hilarious! hahahahaha!

XD omg!! this is such a perfect present!!!

By far the funniest blog posting I've read. Kudos!

omg ur sick the girl will say she hate u as it is dirty for her!

lolz

hahah thats funny.. first time visiting here. You got a cool website here

man thats a good idea so there like 400 bucks man i got myne for 40 now that i done ur trick

bro, you are sooooooo goood. so creative, might advise you to sell your product,

hey kenny,
look at this:
http://chinese.cari.com.my/myforum/viewthread.php?tid=595631&pid=16450415&page=1&extra=page%3D1#pid16450415

there's a mandarine version of your blog. Enjoy.
PS: note that Lea Sport Centre has changed to Midvalley.

You can buy a replica ball for 20 Bucks, and it looks better than a ball with tampoons on it.

huhuhu....very klakar la this pict

haha what aload off shit

boobs

who dare to head da ball? pantang la

This is too damned funny.

kennysia is a stoopid ignorant bastard. come play futsal with me sucka. whoo.

OMG kenny u SUk balls

screw u urdome ball looks nothin like the real one. ceriously u suck at least get the replica ball which is 30$ even though it sucks its atleast better thanur ugly ball.
and uhh yah ur ball sucks and yah. dum kido.

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ahahah..love that ball pictures.. :D

I never have figured out the popularity of soccor. Of course they probably say the same thing about the NFL about us.

farking bodoh smart....haha....ishh ishhh ishh...

thats stupid you are a weggie

you obviously have no gf, loser.

Yea.. quite obvious you have no girlfriend. Chauvanistic, fat, ugly & poor-sense of humour. Your entry reflects the maturity of a 10 year old.

mem is an idiot

u are sick plus mad guy..

hahaa thats funny and since im a girl ill like to use those on the ball im as horny as hell i love it wen boys slap mi tittys round nd wen they stik ther dick up mi minge. wen i giv them a blowy its wonderful 4 them nd me.

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USA

Woahhh Dude, are you endorsing Kotex on your blog now??? That was a great entry...

wow very gay i cud tell the difference if i was blind

lets see

Good!!!

Cant you be somewhat serious???If you want that logo etc......why use pads???Use the Printouts......cut those things of,stick them on pads or without pads...(If you want to protect your ball from being wet)...and there ya go.....th all new Teamgeist!!!!!!!