(Spotted at one of the shops in Hock Lee Centre.)
My name is Anakin Skywalker.
Son of my murdered mother, Shmi Skywalker.
Husband of my wife I executed, Queen Padme Amidala.
Father of Luke and Leia Skywalker.
Faithful servant to the great Sith Lord Darth Sidious, Emperor Palpatine.
Once I was the most feared man in the Galactic Empire.
I ruled the Imperial Army with an iron fist.
I was an evil and ruthless war criminal.
A mass murderer.
Now, I’m nothing more than a towel holder.
🙁
I woke up today, shocked and horrified, to find my name not in the list of Cleo’s 50 Most Eligible Bachelors. Hehe.
poor guy!
Don’t underestimate towels. According to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, a towel is the most useful thing in the universe. So Darth Vader is being smart here. =)
rarely commented but to be in the 1st 5 is cool.. so here goes. HI.
oh well.. he had his fun, now hes gotta be a towel holder.. u cant win em all
🙂
Haha… Cleo and you? Whahahahha.
HAHA, still as “lame” as before. Even take pic of such nonsense. HAHA. Yea, you buy cleo?
omg, cleo’s bachelor list. Think alot of photoshopping is needed 😡 😛
omg..how low can u sink kenny sia?ur one pathetic fuckhole man.
heheh. Darth Vader looks like a female. like a sissy.
lol..Star Wars is cool. Nice poem u got there.
lol, you put the towel there ?? haha
no 13
LOL.that’s Copal!
Poor guy. He deserve it :X
BASTARD SHOPKEEPERS FOR INSULTING ONE OF THE GREATEST HEROES EVER LIVED… AND YOU SUCK TOO KENNY FOR DELIGHTING IN HIS HUMILIATION!!!
Since I had already commented that Laksa is Bachelor No 51…
then I will have to comment here that you’re Bachelor No 52…hehehe 😉
Cheerio, Kenny!
ha ha
may the towel be with you
Cleo’s list of HIMBOS? I think you can do better than that dude.
GLADIATOR!!
GLADIATOR!! I love that phrase too
Don’t forget to bring a towel!! 😉
Elaine acknowledged.
“Wanna go get high?” 🙂
Watch Southpark episode ‘Towelie’, and you’ll understand.
O hail Southpark!
[emo]NOOOOO!!!1 How dare they treat the greatest Sith Lord like that!!!![/emo]
Funny stuff as always, man. ^___^
Haha…that’s so hilarious~! =)
So much for the oh-so-mighty past eh? =S
omg poor vader! :p good eye, Kenny!
ahhhhh! how can this happened? A towel holder? hahahahaa!
Interesting how they made him look all sinuous and shapely. In the movies, he was never all that impressive. Too much bulk and not enough cardio, y’know? He really needed a more balanced workout program. Maybe some yoga to help his flexibility.
Ah, but who needs flexibility when you can just use the Force to throw a landspeeder at someone?
Okay. i was most certainly shocked and horrified when i read (by mistake) that you were listed in Cleo’s 50 Most Eligible Bachelors. First of all, Wow. Second of all, OHMYGOSH, YOU’RE FAMOUS, HOW COME I NEVER REALISED? And lastly, yeah, how come you have CLEO?
oh, how the mighty fall >D
hahahahahahahaha….this really made me laugh after a long dayyy. Sometimes, simple things make me laugh or maybe it’s just that I had a tough day…^&%$#
yea I wasn’t in the cleo top 50 either…
Aww! That’s adorable! Congrats on being Cleo’s 50 most eligible bachelors. You’ll be getting my vote!…if it’s possible to vote from outside m’sia…
KNN. I didn’t know that Darth Vader was the father of Luke lor, you spoiler.
KNN. I didn’t know that Darth Vader was the father of Luke lor, you spoiler.
oops…my bad. I misread. Well, having said what i said, i think you SHOULD be in the list… maybe next yr??
Aiyoh, I thought really the towel (tuala). Read until i tau hin hin liao.
lol…kenny..i’ve seen that hilarious scene when i was back in kch in Feb 06…now i’ve still got that in my camera!
Darth has sown and reaped evil ;p Well, at least he turned back to the good side just b4 he died 😉
Hey Kenny! I voted for you at http://laksadiaries.wordpress.com/
even vader need to take a bath. after bath need some drying device
wanna know who is the Cleo’s 50 Most Eligible Bachelors? go to http://rojaks.blogspot.com
hahaha XD there, there, there’s always nex year to get into the top 50 list =P
anyway…i like ur blog~!
ermm…
(-.-+)
kenny,
silhouette frames can get at $500 per pair lar…
Aaaw….don’t you look purty in those specs…
Audience: Say “Aaaawww……..”
hahahahahhahha
I LAUGHED OUT LOUD.!
ahha. =)