The function I attended in KL this past weekend had an Egyptian theme to it.
The event organizers did a great job recreating the Egyptian atmosphere at the Sime Darby Convention Centre, decorating the entire ballroom with (styrofoam) hieroglyphic walls and even shipped over some entertainers from Egypt to entertain us in the lobby before the show.
The “Egyptians” spoke suspiciously in a Indian accent. I asked one of them from which ancient city they hail from and he said Subang Jaya, Egypt.
Dessert came a bit late, so he started first.
It always freaks me out everytime I watch people play with fire like that. What amused me though was his warning message to us during his performance.
“Please don’t try this at home har. You want to try, you can try here. Not at home har!”
Also on hand was an Egyptian fortune teller, who apparently has the uncanny ability to read into a person’s future with the aid of magnifying glass and a plasma ball.
Here’s what the Grande O’ Ball-Reading Psychic had to say about Kenny Sia.
– “Long life. That means above the age of 80.”
– “Very good next 5 years. You can get money suddenly.”
– “Very good lady you can get. Very soon. Within 5 years you can get marriage.”
– “Very intelligent. Particularly you are very courageous.”
– “Following 6 year period. You can expect much more money from sudden change.”
– “From 2006 to 2010 – 4 years will be your fortunate period. You will get much more money and within this period you will enjoy your good life.”
The Fire-Eating Egyptian requests the Ball-Reading Egyptian to read his ass.
WAH! So nice. But that’s like the same as 30 other people’s future he read before me.
I thanked the Grande O’ Ball-Reading Psychic profusely. Then I put his finger on my left nut while I read into his future.
“One… two… three…. four… five… You will have a very good life, Mr Psychic. You will make a lot of money within 5 years. And according to my reliable Hairy Coconut Ball-O’-Mystery, you are also a graduate of the University of Lick Balls And Bullcrapping. Correct?”
The most entertaining person of the night was perhaps the charismatic Egyptian Magician himself. You may have heard of David Copperfield. You may have seen David Blaine. But have you met David Hassan?
Click the play button to watch the Egyptian Magician in action.
Now, how the hell did he do that?!
“Any can’t-miss parties in KL that I should attend?” Among the messages I received after I put up the online free SMS tool on kennysia.com:
anwar imbrahim – “kenny sia, meet me at PUTRA JAYA for some steamy hot action!”
I am very disturbed.
good morning kenny! =)
wow, i m actually 2nd. wats wif functions and egyptian themes these days. everyone’s doing it!!
Any Miss Egypt photos?
haha….nice magic shows!
HI, just wanna let you know that i think u lost weight. your face and whole body looked slimmer! 🙂 have u been weighing urself recently? grats!
I’ve heard one too many indian accents in my lifetime that i assume that those guys at the exhibition show are indians ( at least the fortune teller and magician)
hello kenny. been reading your blog for quite some time. hilarious! (: take care
They should put in some egyptian dances XD…btw the equipments he used to perform his tricks can be bought from any magic shops around..tho i must say his sleight of hand is pretty good
the muscle egyptian guy on ur left looks like u la….@_@
You think that posing with muscular guys will make you look the same? You’re a fat lump of shit, ugly, pudgy and definitely not muscular.
Seems interesting.. =)
So how’s the food there? Good? *droolz*
kenny… very nice post.. hehehe.. love it..
cheh.. no pics of your Hairy Coconut Ball-O’-Mystery meh?…err..you know where i can get one of those? 😉
Hey, what’s the purpose of this post? I just started reading it with my breakfast and then it was over. I need more!
wow, the lady in white dress who was rubbing the lighter during the magic show has very large breasts.
Haha Lighter trick was obvious… “spot-the-head”
Nice blog you got here!
pardon me, but when i first saw the last photo (above the video), i thought it was kenny trying on the egyptian suit. 😀
Aiyah.. sap sap soi la. Andy Lau also can do magic wat.
“I asked one of them from which ancient city they hail from and he said Subang Jaya, Egypt.”
Hahaha
I don’t supose he lives in that Pyramid with cat statues in Sunway.
man, that’s nothing. once, an eqyptian made my wallet, camera, mobile disappear, and he wasn’t even a magician!
I like to advertise my blog…
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Haha your posts really crack me up! Thanks for the soothing the pain on a slow Tuesday morning, Kenny. Keep blogging!
maybe you wanna learn the trick for seeing through things so you can find out what colour underwear people are wearing. 😀
The magician got that “magic” book off the streets of Chatuchak Market in Bangkok, Thailand.
i thought the costume in the first pics are greek??? i’m confused.
Kenny,
You look great! Did you lose weight? You look like it.
kinda have this strong feelin the fortune teller cant count above 6… 😛 watz wif d 1..2..3..4..5… and repeat 1..2..3..4..5… and repeat… ??
aiya…..stupid la the magician….
cheat people only…..
i oso can do that la…..
watch the lighter part again….u’ll notice the guy actually turn the lighter the other way round.
KNNCCB
How come you spend so much money on those professional saloons, and your hair always ends up looking the same one? Heehee.
The video is really quite entertaining.
The magician’s quite amateur… He turned the damn lighter! LOL…
I know that comic book! Notices how he flips the pages at different spots? There are some strategically-placed tabs on the top, middle and bottom. I have a similar one. =D
kenny, ur videos arent working on my computer anymore =(
lolz…
tat is so exaggerated lor…
good life it may be but so kua zhang…
i knew de book trick; xD
ahahahahahahahahaa see through to see your underwear colour?!
Eh Kenny, I think you lost weight ler, look slimmer than when I last saw u. Wah… the marathon must have taken it’s toll….
i thought the guy in the last picture before the you tube thing was you!!!
Egyptian ??? How much that INDIAN fortune teller charged U ar?
While the ladies were confused yet amazed with the Indian *ahem* I mean Egyptian magician’s mini guillotine trick…
Lady A: pian ren de! na li ke yi?
(boh koleng!! how can like this one?)
Lady B: da li yi dian!
(harder! use your force!)
Lady A: hui tong de oh!
(you siao! it’s painful you know?)
Lady C: Hmmm… I wonder what colour the guy
who’s shooting the clip’s underwear is…
wow u r reli good in photoshop. i saw u there and u look reli fat. but u somehow made urself look not fat in 1st pic. u must like it a lot. lucky shot? kekeke
the most popular guy on earth is FAT.
The jolly fella gets more fanmail a year than 50cents + P.Diddy, has a gang of men serving him, and you aint getting nothing if you are naughty, so be nice.
Cause Santa’s watching.
Hi kenny:
long time no see yu — say HI! KenORknot?
Why do some of your leaders behave like toads one?
You did not feed them COCO-nuts isit. At least like Mankeys at RUMAHSAKITsikitParliamen also not so-bad! Check my post today — small tribute to your HUMONGIOUS balls — I don’t know why, I always associate this BIG word Humongous with OZ reyurnees … here we use simple words like big, large, OK Gigantic, mayhaps. Humourous…
been reading your blog for a while, but perhaps this is the first time i’m posting a comment.
I believe the fortuneteller said something else which, for obvious reasons (?), you did not record. The full sentence should’ve been: “Very intelligent. Particularly you are very courageous. And simultaneously you are a coward.”
if u’d look carefully at the key trick, u can see a piece of string attached to the key!!
perhaps this 5yr u can use yr blog as a tool to earn big bucks for yourself … yea?
nice video. but gotta admit those AH MAHs really spoil the whole thing!
shudup lah!
That magician got all the props off the shelf. Lol. I’ve seen that finger cutting thingmajig, the metal thingy with the coins, the blank-turned comic-turned coloured comic book, the red sponge balls. & I saw them all performed by a guy who owns a magic shop here…
dont ever be impressed by magic that requires props. :p
Im not sure if they’re all egyption..cause the guy playing with the fire looks pretty familiar. I think he perfomed this same exact act during a Maurice Lacroix function a few months back. Hahaha. Funny though
those are all haosiao magic, seen that before in czech republik
fake or not, egyptian or not…i’m sure everyone enjoyed the performance no?
whatever happened to a round of applause?
hannoh.
every bitty bit is like a giant dinner plate for criticism.
anywyas thanks Kenny for the camera! I’m having a ball with it!
very funny that the fortune teller said something about being courageous and someone started saying “ouch, hot, hot…”
hahahah…
hey, those are some neat magic tricks.
though kenny, i think u should’ve just let him check out what colour underwear you were wearing.
haha!
malaysian egyptians. LMAO!!!
they should have done it in sunway lagoon or sun pyramid or something… got more feeling to it.
sth wrong with ur video.. cant play…
My, my aren’t we the skeptic, with a nasty , nasty cynical commentary of the Grand o Ball Psychic………..
I LIKE IT!!
I know how they do that guillotine thing. (I had a “magic” kit at a younger age.) But , I do say the rest of it was uh ..pretty good.
all fake
walao yeh!! I want to learn magic!!
Darn, that magic guy is lamoe-haesow.
I’m a magician myself from IBM and now working with a producer for a premiere on TV, can’t leak what TV channel though, will tell you soon, but then, that guy is still amateur, getting there mate!
Read your blog for quite sometime, dang, no wonder people actually say you are good, cause you ARE good!
Two Thumbs up!!
Trust Morgan to type that =_=””