Over the weekend, I headed over to Rigi Team to have my haircut.
Old hair
I wanted to the a review of the salon like I always do, but Ah Kwang the boss refrained me from taking photos inside the salon. Too bad.
Anyway, the Kwangmeister was happily snipping my hair away when suddenly he made a remark that nearly choke the kolo mee outta me.
Kwang: You seem to be losing some hair in some areas.
Kenny: Whaddya mean I’m losing hair?
Kwang: Here, let me show you.
*brings along a mirror*
HOLY SHIT I AM LOSING HAIR!
This is not right. I’m turning botak at my age. Hey I thought I’m turning 24, NOT 42. Damn tulan. Why am I’m growing hair on my LEGS but not on my HEAD!?
Kenny: What should I do?
Kwang: Welllll… you can put on some hair tonic…
Kenny: So where do I get this “hair tonic” thing you speak of?
Kwang: Funny you should ask, ‘cos we happen to sell them right here!
Kenny: OK I BUY.
Bonacure Men Phytobiogin Tonic by Schw#$%^*arzkopf. RM45.
Kenny: So how do I use this thing?
Kwang: You just squeeze some onto the affected area and massage it in.
Kenny: During shampoo?
Kwang: After shampoo. Oh, speaking of which, you should get some of our shampoo. It will REALLY help with the hair growth.
Kenny: OK I BUY.
Bonacure Men Vitalising Shampoo by Schw#$%^*arzkopf. RM38.
I ended up spending RM83 more than I should at the salon.
Heh. Tell a man he’s losing his hair, and he’d do anything for you.
New hair
Yes, yes, I think that Valentine’s Day is the worst con job since the Nigerian Scam, but I still went out on a date this past Tuesday. She’s not doing anything and I didn’t wanna be alone so I asked her out. It’s a friendly date, and as it turns out we had a casual and enjoyable evening. 🙂