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14 January 2006
Short Talk:
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Weight Loss Ads Are Ridiculous
Am I the only one finding this whole thing absurd?

Flip open the papers, walk down the stores. Everywhere we go these days we're constantly being bombarded by hundreds and thousands of weight loss ads. Marie France, Mayfair Bodyline, Slimming Sanctuary, Unisense.

You seen them once, you seen them all:
1. All of them claim the EASIEST way to weight loss
2. All of them cost TOO BLOODY EXPENSIVE
3. All of them feature endorsements by perfect-looking celebrities WHO PROBABLY HAVE NEVER EVER BEEN FAT BEFORE IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE!

It's damn illogical ok. These celebrities are not even human ok, they're freaking GODDESSES. They don't NEED those weight loss products to look good. Why are they the one endorsing it? It doesn't make sense.
The latest culprit in this relentless assault of celebrity-endorsed weight loss ads seems to be massager-manufacturing giant Osim. In Singapore, it's Mediacorp star Fiona Xie. Here in Malaysia, it's 8TV hottie Marion Caunter.

It was horrible. It's like everywhere I go I see cardboard cutouts of Marion Caunter doing THAT pose. It's like she plugged herself into The Matrix and asked Agent Smith to clone multiple versions of herself. Not that I'm complaning really, though personally I would prefer a real-life Marion Caunter than a cardboard Marion Caunter.

Feeling irritated, I decided to pen a letter to Osim International demanding an explaination.

I mailed out the letter this afternoon. Here's the content.
Mr Ron Sim
Chief Executive Officer
Osim International Pte Ltd
65 Ubi Ave 1
#07-00 Singapore
408939Dear Sir,
Re: Spokespersons For Osim uZap
I am writing to you to express my extreme disappointment at Osim International's decision to use Fiona Xie and Marion Caunter as spokespersons for Osim uZap in Singapore and Malaysia respectively.
My disappointment has nothing to do with Fiona and Marion personally, as I'm fan of them both and I enjoy their work in the media industry tremendously.
My disappointment has more to do with the fact that Osim uZap is a slimming product, and the fact that Fiona and Marion have perfect bodies all their lives. In that sense, they are unfit (pardon the pun) to tell people that Osim uZap has a positive effect on their bodies because it is illogical to make a perfect body... even more perfect.
I think Osim International should not use Fiona and Marion as spokepersons, but instead you should use a less-than-perfect spokesperson for Osim uZap. That way, you would sound more credible and believable when you tell people that uZap works, and people will not just anyhow say that Osim is talking cock.
Where to find a less-than-perfect spokesperson you ask?
Not to worry, as I have already found the perfect candidate to be the less-than-perfect spokesperson for Osim uZap. That person is... me!
Hereby enclosing two photos of myself for your kind consideration.
Please make me your uZap spokesperson.
Yours faithfully,Kenny Sia
im@kennysia com
I wonder if they're even gonna reply.
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357 Comments:
Marion Caunter was in my sec school.Didn't realise she was such a celebrity in Msia. She has always been skinny man.
You look hot!
Posted by: FF at 14 January 2006 8:52 PM | Link to comment
LOL! Your blogs just keep getting funnier, Kenny...
Posted by: Mike at 14 January 2006 8:53 PM | Link to comment
GAAAAAH! Make it go away! make it go away!!!!!
Posted by: eyeriz at 14 January 2006 8:53 PM | Link to comment
woah... my eyes!
Posted by: wyejon at 14 January 2006 8:55 PM | Link to comment
This really make me lol!! man u're funny kenny haha good job!! hope u become the ambassador haha
Posted by: Neo at 14 January 2006 8:57 PM | Link to comment
WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Jason at 14 January 2006 8:58 PM | Link to comment
You look really ROCK, dude~!!!! I EXTREMELY love your so-called yoga post~~!! hahaha....
Posted by: Nobody at 14 January 2006 8:58 PM | Link to comment
wahh!! you really send ah?
Posted by: bsjj at 14 January 2006 9:02 PM | Link to comment
shit you really sent the letter?
bravo...BRAVO!!!!
Posted by: uth at 14 January 2006 9:08 PM | Link to comment
hilarious sial! ya lor..marion memang oredi super skinny,super pwetttttyyyy..no point oso she jadi spokesperson.better the irresistably sexy kenny sia than marion or fiona.
u reckon?
Posted by: butterfly at 14 January 2006 9:09 PM | Link to comment
wow, kenny, you never afraid of legal issue, don't you?
Posted by: Jason at 14 January 2006 9:10 PM | Link to comment
Did you really send that????
Really really?????
Posted by: panda at 14 January 2006 9:17 PM | Link to comment
walau...u need that desperate meh?
Posted by: Kenny Lee at 14 January 2006 9:19 PM | Link to comment
FUcking hell............LOL!!
Posted by: yothemans.com at 14 January 2006 9:23 PM | Link to comment
hahahaha.... You did not sent that!! for a moment i seriously thought u did, cos u typed it so seriously. but ure second half of the letter said that osim is talking cock... den i know ler... this is so freaking funny... and the pose.... omg..... kennysia u rock... or rather, u wobble...
but i totallly agree with u, wrong spokesperson!
Posted by: manda at 14 January 2006 9:27 PM | Link to comment
shit. u r hilarious. :)
Posted by: tjun at 14 January 2006 9:35 PM | Link to comment
gonna be having a very disturbed sleep tonite! o_0
Posted by: alysha at 14 January 2006 9:37 PM | Link to comment
Eww, that's all I'll say.
Posted by: ShaolinTiger at 14 January 2006 9:39 PM | Link to comment
Your jokes always make people end up laughing with you, though they prolly started out laughing at you.
Cool.
Posted by: Sleepless in Bangkok at 14 January 2006 9:40 PM | Link to comment
How about endorsing Osim's new iGallop? Kinky* ;)
Posted by: X-Rich's Gal at 14 January 2006 9:40 PM | Link to comment
Kenny Sia has done it again.
Posted by: Christopher at 14 January 2006 9:41 PM | Link to comment
oh oww.... guess who's back, back again.. >_
Posted by: cyber-red at 14 January 2006 9:46 PM | Link to comment
let me know if they really do reply.... ^_*
Posted by: alicemeow at 14 January 2006 9:50 PM | Link to comment
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
Posted by: zaza at 14 January 2006 10:03 PM | Link to comment
LOL! this is so funny!!! did u REALLY send tht??
Posted by: Melissa at 14 January 2006 10:04 PM | Link to comment
Ron Sim will laugh his head off. But Marion will try to reach you when she hears what you have done!
Posted by: bayi at 14 January 2006 10:04 PM | Link to comment
Opps, you did it again! :)
Posted by: pelf at 14 January 2006 10:07 PM | Link to comment
lol man......you mad mad man.
you know what would be amazing? if they really make YOU their spokesman.
I can just see it. Headlines on all the major dailies. Kenny, it IS possible.
Posted by: Jayelle at 14 January 2006 10:08 PM | Link to comment
Kenny! You are the man! I hope they make you the spokeperson cos you seriously need it!!!
Posted by: peace at 14 January 2006 10:12 PM | Link to comment
tht's so true...kudos to you.
Posted by: pigletpurfect at 14 January 2006 10:14 PM | Link to comment
Later not only Osim will look for you to become the spokesperson, those makeover company, plastic surgery agent will oso come to u!!
Posted by: Joy Joy at 14 January 2006 10:18 PM | Link to comment
omg... kenny sia is hot :P
Posted by: xiao yu ^^ at 14 January 2006 10:21 PM | Link to comment
ROFTLMAO
Posted by: Ken at 14 January 2006 10:31 PM | Link to comment
You look hotter than FIona Xie. HAHA..
Posted by: victor at 14 January 2006 10:38 PM | Link to comment
hahaha...100% agree with you. osim should take you as their model
Posted by: norm at 14 January 2006 10:41 PM | Link to comment
Haha! Kenny, you're "Mediacrap" Artiste hah!? Lol, just joking. ^^; Great post as usual. :D
Posted by: secretlifey at 14 January 2006 10:41 PM | Link to comment
[=.=] eh...hairy legs.....
...but how come ur belly's so smooth..haha
Posted by: stoney at 14 January 2006 10:41 PM | Link to comment
Hahaha!!! Yeah right you sent that! :)
Posted by: Kuchingite27 at 14 January 2006 10:45 PM | Link to comment
you never stop (x
did you really send that?
*hears Osim staff cheering at their new ambassador*
Posted by: chanel at 14 January 2006 10:48 PM | Link to comment
Did you really send that letter?
It seems like a prank more than a formal letter and u include photos.
Salute.
LOL.
Posted by: hanabee at 14 January 2006 10:50 PM | Link to comment
omg!! *squeal!* That's just amazing
Posted by: Nikki at 14 January 2006 10:54 PM | Link to comment
Mine 101% support :D
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 14 January 2006 11:00 PM | Link to comment
nice tummy there!
Posted by: michelle at 14 January 2006 11:01 PM | Link to comment
buay tahan. laugh like mad. haha
Posted by: sassyjan at 14 January 2006 11:03 PM | Link to comment
Far out! xP
I hope you really did send that! well, maybe not with the photos, but whatever.. those would be added impact to your letter's content. xP
Posted by: Antonia at 14 January 2006 11:06 PM | Link to comment
Holy shit!! OMG, U're so hilarious! I almost had coke spewing out of my nostrils when I saw that last picture of you!
You're so funny! I totally agree with you about the slimming ads. I think they're ridiculous, unrealistic and stupid. Sure their treatments do work to some extent but at a hefty price.
Whilst we have beautiful and slim beauties gracing the ads of these companies, I did come across a SG blog (http://tuapuipo.blogspot.com/) which shows just how much of a struggle one has to put up when it comes to dealing with being fat/weight loss.
Sometimes I feel as if I'm in her shoes too. I can't help but 'feel' for her.
Posted by: Sheila at 14 January 2006 11:12 PM | Link to comment
Oh my goodness... you've brightened up my day (er... night). That is really funny. *LOL*
Posted by: luxferi at 14 January 2006 11:13 PM | Link to comment
Kenny , you'd be really great as the 'before' picture.
Posted by: Osim-sim at 14 January 2006 11:20 PM | Link to comment
Muahahahahaha! That IS funny! Can't stop laughing.
Yes, you are right. How can those company ask models with gorgeous curves at the right place to become their ambassador? Should ask someone like Lydia Sum! Or you'll fit it okay too. Ha ha.
Posted by: day-dreamer at 14 January 2006 11:22 PM | Link to comment
good going kenny! please let us know if you hear from uzap. hahahaha.... hey i think that out of the bunch, christie chung is the only one that actually used marie france bodyline to slim down after having her baby (i mean, at least this is what they showed).
Posted by: luna at 14 January 2006 11:24 PM | Link to comment
You should try endorsing IGallop.
Posted by: zeropt at 14 January 2006 11:31 PM | Link to comment
really funny^^
but if u really consider a healthy way to lose weight, i can share my history of losing 7kg/3week with u,
jus by a simple equation i learned in my study...
Posted by: Bunny at 14 January 2006 11:34 PM | Link to comment
To be fair, they do get paid $ to make $$$, not to send out an honest message. So, they are out to net some suckas - no apologies for that. But, very good point made.
On another note - errr.. do you still keep up your gym + jogging?
Posted by: suertes at 14 January 2006 11:37 PM | Link to comment
OMG Kenny, OMFG. hahahaha im laughing i feel like pissing. pls pls pls do a followup post on their reply. ROTFLOL
Posted by: kimberlycun at 14 January 2006 11:41 PM | Link to comment
HM.... i think you can GANTI the Andy Serkis to play the KING KONG role in that movie... YOU LOOK LIKE THE REAL KING KONG man!!!
Posted by: SLeeK@ER at 14 January 2006 11:51 PM | Link to comment
You know, i can help u with the Osim letter la.. jan and i used to work for the bro haha.
Posted by: Scarlett Ting at 15 January 2006 12:01 AM | Link to comment
We really should see these things coming...
but it's still hillarious!
Why do they do it? Money, money, money + they probably get a free massage chair - and those babies are worth their weight in salt (although a 'bit' pricey).
Posted by: dez at 15 January 2006 12:07 AM | Link to comment
I forgot to mention u are hot...
and i want to rip those red boxers away.
Posted by: Scarlett Ting at 15 January 2006 12:19 AM | Link to comment
Kenny do you take them yourself?(Tripod) or someone takes them for you?
Posted by: Yee Hou at 15 January 2006 12:27 AM | Link to comment
you're hot. call me! *seductive smile*
Posted by: kinkyjasmine at 15 January 2006 12:34 AM | Link to comment
This is truly for a damn good laugh!! Good job there Kenny!
Posted by: Jaslyn at 15 January 2006 12:40 AM | Link to comment
oei, how u think that shareholder of Osim Malaysia have the title 'Longest limousine in Malaysia'?
plus, he has different 'wives' to bring to each and every MRCA dinner... man i want to be rich in M'sia too. then i can have Miss Malaysia as my cock-suckers. literally.
fucking good post btw!
Posted by: sinister at 15 January 2006 12:51 AM | Link to comment
It is disapointing that ppl in asia choose the wrong methods of weight loss. The easy way out. SOmetimes it isn't too easy either, specially when it involves some silly diet that is so imbalanced.
Among the most ridiculous things that I've encountered was a promotion for a new gym that was about to open. Thing is, the people promoting were not people who were fit and muscular... these were people who were skinny and well, just not the kind of people you'd think would even need to go to the gym.
Posted by: c at 15 January 2006 12:57 AM | Link to comment
OMG..... Siao lar u KennySia,MediaCrap artiste... ROFLOLX....thanks for the great laughs.
*Hope OSIM will reply to you. Keep us up to date.
Posted by: PK at 15 January 2006 12:58 AM | Link to comment
omg u rock!
Posted by: Jessica at 15 January 2006 1:28 AM | Link to comment
omg u rock!
Posted by: Jessica at 15 January 2006 1:29 AM | Link to comment
LMAO!!! pheeweettt !!! sexy habis sial !!!
Posted by: Wingz at 15 January 2006 1:29 AM | Link to comment
omg u rock!
Posted by: Jessica at 15 January 2006 1:29 AM | Link to comment
LMAO!!! pheeweettt !!! sexy habis sial !!!
Posted by: Wingz at 15 January 2006 1:31 AM | Link to comment
If you really slim down after using uZap, i'll buy it!
Posted by: Kuzco at 15 January 2006 1:35 AM | Link to comment
darn fcuk...you actually look stupidly cute and funny in the picture where you are making a inverted u-post
Posted by: gay at 15 January 2006 1:35 AM | Link to comment
8 points for making a fool out of yourself in this post.
9 points for making me laugh.
10 points if you really did send it out!
haha!
nice one!
Posted by: jimmy at 15 January 2006 1:39 AM | Link to comment
lol...
-two thumbs up-
Posted by: luvgenie1119 at 15 January 2006 1:41 AM | Link to comment
woa...u send that letter? really? pro!!! the picture looks funny...
Posted by: angie at 15 January 2006 1:44 AM | Link to comment
o.O
my eyes!!!!!
Posted by: nadnut at 15 January 2006 1:51 AM | Link to comment
wahahahah... this is funny...
Posted by: Darren at 15 January 2006 2:12 AM | Link to comment
I'm so glad I sold my Osim stock ... ...
Posted by: littlecartnoodles at 15 January 2006 2:13 AM | Link to comment
ROFL!
Posted by: Colin at 15 January 2006 2:13 AM | Link to comment
Isn't it possible to sue these kind of companies for false representation , A.K.A corporatised bullshit peddlers ?
Posted by: Peter at 15 January 2006 2:19 AM | Link to comment
Tummy! If he's going to take you, we will definitely buy the product. Tell him our claim.
Posted by: Yuenqi at 15 January 2006 2:31 AM | Link to comment
OMG, this is CLASSIC!!! Nothing made me laugh harder in awhile ...
Posted by: Liz at 15 January 2006 2:41 AM | Link to comment
LOL
Do more of these posts. God knows the blogosphere could do with more humour amidst all the scandal.
Posted by: adrien at 15 January 2006 2:49 AM | Link to comment
lol, kenny, u r so cute with that shock-dumb look and tubby bod. Way to go, couch potato!
Posted by: aileen at 15 January 2006 3:08 AM | Link to comment
damn you look sexy..
Posted by: wenjun at 15 January 2006 3:13 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, you better have a look at an OSIM product called iGallop.
Go to this link for more information:
http://i1.zvhost.com/1/t/t926u101.jpg
Posted by: mikelee at 15 January 2006 3:18 AM | Link to comment
hahaha.. sexy kowboy kenny~
Posted by: StaRm|sT at 15 January 2006 3:20 AM | Link to comment
sweet mother of christ!!! laughed my ass off, hahahaha!!
Posted by: chee meng at 15 January 2006 3:53 AM | Link to comment
WAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA Kenny!!!! XD XD XD You're hilariously crazy!!!! XD
Posted by: Mich at 15 January 2006 4:02 AM | Link to comment
nah, he didn't send it, there's no stamp
Posted by: pants at 15 January 2006 4:43 AM | Link to comment
WAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKKAKAKAKAA!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Crazy at 15 January 2006 4:44 AM | Link to comment
lmfao!!!
omg you fucking spaz!!!
that is soooo funny!
Posted by: leigh at 15 January 2006 6:24 AM | Link to comment
O wow....does Gym Masyarakat have the Ab Machines? =)
Posted by: fruitopia
at 15 January 2006
6:49 AM | Link to comment
good one..LOL
really agree with you on this one.
Posted by: serene at 15 January 2006 7:20 AM | Link to comment
Oh Kenny, btw, you look HAWT in your boxers. Hehehe. For a chinese guy, you DO seem to have lots of body-hair.
Keep writing. I love your spirit of letting your opinion known.
Posted by: Doll at 15 January 2006 8:09 AM | Link to comment
good one ^^
Posted by: lss at 15 January 2006 8:19 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, waistline is getting big....
Posted by: GG at 15 January 2006 8:28 AM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHA
this entry is REALLY funny!
don't worry they'll reply....in 10 years time!
Posted by: cheng sim at 15 January 2006 9:19 AM | Link to comment
0_o
You should be arrested for those boxers alone.
Posted by: Jamie at 15 January 2006 9:29 AM | Link to comment
haha tht was funny..true but then if the put less than perfect ppl as ambassadors then no1 would wanna buy,right?
Posted by: Angel at 15 January 2006 9:34 AM | Link to comment
NO... YOU... DIDN'T!
You didn't send that letter, did you? I love your "yoga pose" a lot. I think you look slimmer than before, any photoshop?
btw, Kenny got back! ;D
Posted by: shortylam at 15 January 2006 9:46 AM | Link to comment
oh.my.goodness.
if they make you spokesperson..id get uzap!! or watever it is called! haha
Posted by: reenz at 15 January 2006 10:01 AM | Link to comment
Wait till you see Osim's Igallop. That looked like a giant vibrating machine. That's the most ridiculous.
Posted by: Kierra at 15 January 2006 10:20 AM | Link to comment
Aiyo.. look at that elephant thighs !! :P
Posted by: dee at 15 January 2006 10:22 AM | Link to comment
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA holy cow Kenny awesome post! Those 2 pics top the 'xiaxue' pose you did :D
Quality, you just made my sleepy Sunday morning heh
Posted by: Blinque at 15 January 2006 10:29 AM | Link to comment
yes! osim need spokeman like u! :D~
but the problem is, will that thing fit into kenny? O.o
Posted by: Matchy at 15 January 2006 10:31 AM | Link to comment
nice one :)
Posted by: Paul Ooi at 15 January 2006 10:44 AM | Link to comment
WAHAHHA. Hilarious post. xD
Posted by: Huda at 15 January 2006 10:49 AM | Link to comment
OMG! Did you really REALLY mail that?
Posted by: Sofia at 15 January 2006 11:20 AM | Link to comment
kenny, if you REALLY did send that letter with THOSE PHOTOS....
you da man...
Posted by: hankyo at 15 January 2006 11:37 AM | Link to comment
-_-""""
Posted by: KelvinB at 15 January 2006 11:41 AM | Link to comment
wat de....!!! LOL sia.. =)
Posted by: sixsphere at 15 January 2006 11:45 AM | Link to comment
LMAO! Keep 'em coming Kenny :D
Posted by: MMX at 15 January 2006 11:45 AM | Link to comment
I think u'll look better being the spokeperson for i-gallop.
Posted by: DK at 15 January 2006 12:00 PM | Link to comment
you win.
Posted by: kai at 15 January 2006 12:00 PM | Link to comment
KING KONG KING KONG!!! WAHAHAHAHOHOHOHAHA
Posted by: SLeeK@ER at 15 January 2006 12:13 PM | Link to comment
Ohhhh Myyyy Goddd...
kenny... *saliva dripping* u're so freaking hot!
Posted by: GreenMaples at 15 January 2006 12:42 PM | Link to comment
Nothing like u giving us a good healthy dose and shot of reality (and loads of laughter) to debunk the simulacra and ir-reality of such situations.
Will yr kind of blogs be the new literary form of the 21th century? I'm betting on it.
Posted by: dreamer idiot at 15 January 2006 12:52 PM | Link to comment
theres no way those ads could work without actually exercising and working out as well. just like "slimming products that give out electric pulses to tone the body". Consumers won a suit over that product in australia.
Posted by: adwn at 15 January 2006 12:59 PM | Link to comment
I should feature you in my blog...!
Posted by: beautiful newsmakers at 15 January 2006 1:07 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, while you're at it, why don't you try displacing Fann Wong as the spokesperson for Bella's Dupilux Hair Free System (http://my.bellaskin.com/LHR/LHR-1.htm). God knows you need it.
Posted by: slinky at 15 January 2006 1:42 PM | Link to comment
BODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: NOTARIFF at 15 January 2006 2:16 PM | Link to comment
haha..yeah i agree..these celebrities are pretty and have perfect looks and bodies..why would they need to slim down anyway?why not choose someone who is really transform-ordinary people eh?come on...
Posted by: lilyszn at 15 January 2006 2:20 PM | Link to comment
you're so funny man ! keep it up ! LOL
Posted by: gl at 15 January 2006 2:31 PM | Link to comment
Bwahahahahaha Omigosh you're gonna give me nightmares!
Posted by: Cheesecakeerian at 15 January 2006 2:33 PM | Link to comment
mr. sia, i am traumatised beyond words!
Posted by: demented kat at 15 January 2006 2:44 PM | Link to comment
OMGosh, Kenny, you crack me up!!!! I nearly showered the laptop with coffee when reading this latest entry. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ouch, my tummy hurts from laughing too much ... eh, no need for Osim or Marie France or whatnot. Just laugh your way to weight loss with Kenny Sia :-)
Posted by: Simone at 15 January 2006 3:04 PM | Link to comment
gosh! u're damn funny! LOL!!!
Posted by: kryptos5 at 15 January 2006 3:18 PM | Link to comment
hahahahahh let us know the reply kays (if you ever get one)
kekeke
Posted by: mich at 15 January 2006 3:25 PM | Link to comment
Lolx...........
Posted by: san at 15 January 2006 3:35 PM | Link to comment
Hilarious!
Posted by: Grace at 15 January 2006 3:44 PM | Link to comment
ahahahaha!!! is that donald duck boxers you are wearing?
i'm not going to be able to get that image out of my head. hahahaha!
Posted by: J at 15 January 2006 3:53 PM | Link to comment
i think more people going to complaint if they put you there....even if the product works on you...
kekekeke i rather see those sexy women everywhere on the poster leh....
kekekekeke...please update us if any reply from them :)
Posted by: leecs at 15 January 2006 3:53 PM | Link to comment
Kenny,
do u really send that?? i don't believe it!!!
Posted by: JayMee at 15 January 2006 3:55 PM | Link to comment
Got balls there man...absofuckinlutely two thumbs up~salute~ P.S: Awesome Marion/Kenny replacement...
Posted by: Oscar at 15 January 2006 4:04 PM | Link to comment
u rock!
lol
omg i laugh my ass out
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 15 January 2006 4:14 PM | Link to comment
the only difference is that, even though the stars have never been fat, they are thin. you... you have been fat but never been thin... just kidding, lah!
Posted by: snn at 15 January 2006 4:54 PM | Link to comment
kenny,,
thanks for the good laugh.Came at the right time,,when i am bored and tired. I needed that.Please keep us posted when Mr Sim replies.
JOO (cat in canada)-vancouver, BC, Canada
Posted by: JOO at 15 January 2006 4:56 PM | Link to comment
heh i know the marketing person at Osim s'pore. am gonna email her your site's link & see her reaction. :P
erm..what abt you on the igallop :P
Posted by: Angelia at 15 January 2006 5:05 PM | Link to comment
hmm. Am I the only one who saw that punchline coming?
interesting post nontheless.
Posted by: jingwei at 15 January 2006 5:49 PM | Link to comment
umm... nice haircut...and.......
UWAH MY EYES! THEY BURN! THEY BURN!!
T3h 3vil!!
Posted by: Reika at 15 January 2006 6:09 PM | Link to comment
i like your humour!!
and you really look great hot!
Posted by: yee at 15 January 2006 6:32 PM | Link to comment
teeee hehehehhe
did u actually post the letter? but smart move la. who know's they actually offer u
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 15 January 2006 6:42 PM | Link to comment
Hmm...i wonder there will any customer if u be the spokeman..i rather suggest u put before and after photo, that's wat u do best right?
Posted by: YapTheGreat at 15 January 2006 6:44 PM | Link to comment
awww arent you hot!
Posted by: Candy The Almost-Great at 15 January 2006 6:45 PM | Link to comment
wahhahahah!!! kenny u really make my day!
i'm going to support u!!!!
Posted by: vss3t at 15 January 2006 7:44 PM | Link to comment
That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while! ROFLMAO! I love your expression. Can you do one on one of those truly moronic iGallop chairs please? Pleasey please!
Posted by: MM at 15 January 2006 7:53 PM | Link to comment
waha~! I love the part esp you photoshop your pic on the ad. Way to go~!
But ermm..you din really sent the letter to OSIM did you? haha
Posted by: Xia-mi-mi at 15 January 2006 7:56 PM | Link to comment
Great pose (pun intended) you should be the next American Top Model.
Posted by: Askar at 15 January 2006 7:57 PM | Link to comment
kenny u are beautiful the way you are!!! :) :) :) :)
Posted by: roz at 15 January 2006 8:48 PM | Link to comment
I cant wait to see what they'll reply. You should be ambassador :P
Posted by: coconut ice at 15 January 2006 8:52 PM | Link to comment
That ad would TOTALLY work!!! Everyone will be too afraid to ignore the *alternative* if they don't uZap!!!
Posted by: Laynie at 15 January 2006 9:18 PM | Link to comment
cool....LOL
Posted by: ying at 15 January 2006 9:23 PM | Link to comment
kenny sia, geli la lu
Posted by: piow at 15 January 2006 9:37 PM | Link to comment
Kenny for OSIM uZap embassador... u have my vote! =)
Posted by: Minn at 15 January 2006 9:45 PM | Link to comment
That was hilarious!..You make me feel so much better now!
Posted by: Sara at 15 January 2006 10:02 PM | Link to comment
That was brilliant! Thumbs up!
Posted by: Rayna at 15 January 2006 10:20 PM | Link to comment
My eyes are bleeding from their sockets...
Great joke though...
Posted by: R.A.D. at 15 January 2006 10:29 PM | Link to comment
Bwahah! Tat's hilarious.. Wut about christie chong's pose? Since you've done the other two, might as well just finish the set...
but hmn, with a better pair of boxers??haha!!
You go kenny! Keep them posting..!!
=p
Posted by: Meko at 15 January 2006 10:34 PM | Link to comment
Haha!! You're blog is getting funny and funnier.. Kakaka.
Posted by: samantha at 15 January 2006 10:36 PM | Link to comment
That's some good shite man...KUTGW!!!
Posted by: Jeremy at 15 January 2006 10:59 PM | Link to comment
I was at one of the OSIM outlets today...deciding whether or not to give the product a try. I had the belt on my tummy for about 5 minutes, and was told that will be going to the toilet as it helps to detox and blood circulation. I ended up farting arount (wopps!) while shopping after that (haha!).
Anyways, I think you'll make a good spokesperson. Serious. If it is succesful on any of us who are BIG in size, they'll struck gold pot-lah rite?
I'm supporting you Kenny! Let me know if Mr Sim replies.
Posted by: sHee at 15 January 2006 11:10 PM | Link to comment
if you really slim down using it, i'll definitely get that. let's just wait and see if osim would give you a complimentary uzap!
that spoof was awfully grotesque btw!!!!
Posted by: boogity at 15 January 2006 11:15 PM | Link to comment
wahhhhhhh... nice post and also your nice body post too. Good.
Btw really funny..was a shock that i thought osim really sent that guy in the last photo. wooo.. pia pia ah..
Posted by: xblog at 15 January 2006 11:44 PM | Link to comment
Why you whole day recycle the same jokes?
Posted by: Leon at 15 January 2006 11:47 PM | Link to comment
gila a! sent them this kinda stuff!?
Posted by: viez at 15 January 2006 11:57 PM | Link to comment
very.. uh. sexy? *laughs*
Posted by: Irene at 16 January 2006 12:22 AM | Link to comment
datz realli coolz!! wut a great idea!! im sure dey will laugh deir ass off!! hahaaha!!! im fat too... make me as dier spokeperson!!
Posted by: sheaumun at 16 January 2006 12:55 AM | Link to comment
I just love that look on your face. that signature Kenny look. so cute..
and it's THAT red boxers again? *grins*
Posted by: uglyfatchick at 16 January 2006 1:18 AM | Link to comment
Another funny score by kennysia.com. :P
Posted by: MikeJ at 16 January 2006 1:22 AM | Link to comment
great pose/post!!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 16 January 2006 1:59 AM | Link to comment
great pose/post Kenny!!
Posted by: abathingfish at 16 January 2006 2:00 AM | Link to comment
Why is there a shocked look on your face? :)
Posted by: Kuchingite27 at 16 January 2006 2:09 AM | Link to comment
you're in trouble kenny. coz marion didn't have a perfect body all her life. if you googled her pictures online, you'd find that she used to be fat. that's right kenny. marion caunter used to be FAT! but still, you got a case...marion caunter didn't use any of uzap or whatever to slim down.
Posted by: alvin at 16 January 2006 2:27 AM | Link to comment
OMG
Kenny, you SERIOUSLY sent that mail to OSIM???
HAHAHA. I hope they'll reply. Would love to read what they'll say hehe...
Posted by: Ashley at 16 January 2006 3:03 AM | Link to comment
On second look, Kenny, you didn't send that.
No stamp on the envelope :P
Posted by: Ashley at 16 January 2006 3:11 AM | Link to comment
I'm back. :)
My first visit in four months (I was away for job training) was a real treat. You just keep getting better, Kenny!
Posted by: Su Ku Kia at 16 January 2006 3:53 AM | Link to comment
Love it Kenny lmao!
Well done, nice bit of the world you have here
Regards Simon
Posted by: OsKaRs RoOm at 16 January 2006 4:49 AM | Link to comment
LOL
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 16 January 2006 7:20 AM | Link to comment
OMG Kenny! One of the funniest posts I have read from you recently. I miss posts like this. lol that really hit the spot. with your humour, how can a girl not snag you already?!
Posted by: inghui at 16 January 2006 7:30 AM | Link to comment
*laughs uncontrollably while wiping her bleeding eyes*
Posted by: J at 16 January 2006 8:01 AM | Link to comment
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!
DUDE!!!!
BWAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: Shawn at 16 January 2006 8:42 AM | Link to comment
Muahaha! Nice boxers dude! This post takes the cake man!Muahaha!
Posted by: FON at 16 January 2006 9:10 AM | Link to comment
bwahahahaa. theres something seriously wrong with that yoga pose - but thats probably why its soo funny!
Posted by: Will at 16 January 2006 9:18 AM | Link to comment
Hi, found your post rather amusing! Hope you don't mind that I posted a link to this on my site :)
Keep up the good job, mate!
Posted by: spacerocket at 16 January 2006 9:45 AM | Link to comment
My gawd! You've grown into a teddy!
Posted by: Alf at 16 January 2006 9:59 AM | Link to comment
i so do agree with u ..all models used are not fit,not only slimming ads are ridiculous but shampoo ads as well
Posted by: ndru at 16 January 2006 10:10 AM | Link to comment
They wun reply. You din smile in your shots.
Posted by: Chris at 16 January 2006 10:19 AM | Link to comment
When was Marion ever fat? We were classmates in primary and secondary school for years, and she was NEVER fat.
Kenny, your gorgeous drool-worthy body's giving me the chills ;)
Posted by: Just Another Blogger at 16 January 2006 10:26 AM | Link to comment
ermmm.. i can give u one email if u r serious.. its their marketing manager's.. i do some work for them..
Posted by: Jesuafreak at 16 January 2006 10:32 AM | Link to comment
OMG! Hhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahah
Posted by: Avril at 16 January 2006 10:36 AM | Link to comment
MY EYES!!! ARGH!!! MY EYES!!!!
Posted by: Leo-chan at 16 January 2006 10:39 AM | Link to comment
Dear Mr Sia,
We at OSIM have found your proposal to be extremely interesting and wholeheartedly agree that the use of models who probably have perfect bodies in their whole lifetime are unfit to endorse our product.
Therefore we would like to take this opportunity to extend an invitation to you as our new spokesperson for our newest OSIM product, the iGallop. Rest assured that we would also be replacing Fiona and Marion with Ruhua and Furong shortly.
Should you be interested in taking up the offer, we would be glad to provide more details of it over at our HQ. Alternatively, you may also feel free to email me your queries.
We look forward to your response and future cooperation.
With Regards,
Mr Lon Simi
CEO OSIM
------------------------
Heh. Just kidding. Good luck trying to replace Fiona and Marion though. LOL.
Posted by: Mr Lon Simi, CEO of OSIM at 16 January 2006 10:59 AM | Link to comment
LOL !! that's great bro ! i think Osim wouldn't reply your mail...haha "No eyes to see" (in canto)
Posted by: alsoon at 16 January 2006 11:14 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, you will never be able to be a male model for sure. I look I faint......................
Posted by: multidimid at 16 January 2006 11:16 AM | Link to comment
On a serious note, for those who REALLY want to slim down, make use of the “inner sound”. The inner sound (sound of thoughts within your head, not body noises) has far reaching effects on your body as they affect the atoms and molecules that compose your cells. You “speak your body” but the speaking is interior.
An example: When you say “I am tired”. You are giving silent messages to your self and many portions of the body must be affected before YOU feel tired – but besides this the inner sound value of the messages automatically affects the body in just that way
So what is the remedy when you find yourself feeling tired? To change it DO NOT reinforces it by saying you are tired.
Instead, you say mentally that the “body can now begin to rest and refresh itself”. And you WILL benefit as the inners sound value of the countering suggestion automatically begins to refresh the body. And if conditions warrant, physically rest by lying down and do whatever adjustments seem necessary.
You have at your disposal the means to insure your health. The inner self always attempts to maintain the body equilibrium and health, but many times your beliefs prevent it from coming to your aid.
So similarly, use the inner sound to be slim when you are overweight. You can certainly alter your physical image through the use of your ideas and beliefs. Your body is an artistic creation, formed and constantly maintained at UNconcouscious levels, but quite in line with your beliefs about what and who you are.
You can send a barrage of beliefs and instruction to the inner self that affect your physical image. Thoughts in general possess an electromagnetic reality and have INNER SOUND value. The exterior sound is use for communication and is a by product of many events that affect the physical atmosphere.
Posted by: mwt at 16 January 2006 11:26 AM | Link to comment
THE COCONUTS HAVE MOVED UP INTO YOUR BELLY??
Posted by: Kurt at 16 January 2006 11:31 AM | Link to comment
Oh my...I am telling you, the iGallop from OSIM (it's latest exercise "fun" machine) is even worse to bear witness to...with UZap, we have OSIM promoters strapped with a belt vibrating the hell outta them while they explained to you its functions...(My god, & their "robotic" voice when they try to speak with the vibrations going on, switch off 1st lah)
And now we'll have OSIM promoters and would-be-buyers straddling on the machine and bull-ride their way to weight loss.
WHAT A SIGHT! Bet Kenny (and tons of other drooling men) will loved to stand by and watch some idiots bump up and down, creating a less than digestible sight (if the promoter/tester is a fat man!!!) to the on-lookers. OR the more preferable scenerio for fanstasing at home, a buxomy lady on the chair...The commercial for this in Singapore, watch for it! The girls featured are pretty (& already slim) and probably men will be hogging or hugging the TV.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 16 January 2006 11:35 AM | Link to comment
whoa... i am almost got blinded for a sec there... haiyoh!!!! make it go away!!!! (LARRRIII!!!!!!!!)
Posted by: mizz_shandye at 16 January 2006 12:37 PM | Link to comment
hahaa... that help get rid of my Mondayitis !!
Thanks kenny !
Posted by: astrogirl at 16 January 2006 1:06 PM | Link to comment
Mmmmm...Christy Chung...
Did you REALLY post those pics along with the letter? O__O
I bet they will hire you straight away. XD
Posted by: Pride-Red at 16 January 2006 1:09 PM | Link to comment
good one kenny...:D
bull eyes!
Posted by: whojen at 16 January 2006 1:12 PM | Link to comment
Holy Shit!! Ownage..
Posted by: Sunrise at 16 January 2006 2:00 PM | Link to comment
What a sexy body i every see before......... Kenny sure will win for the Guy sexiest body
Posted by: Cute Angel at 16 January 2006 2:14 PM | Link to comment
Ha, ha, ha...! :D Mr Sia, you're the man! This irony has been with us for the longest time and will be with us forever ;p the irony of companies selling slimming products always using slim goddesses to advertise and promote their stuff ;p
Posted by: Michael Chua at 16 January 2006 2:35 PM | Link to comment
LMAO!! Im hoping that they'll reply too! XD
Posted by: kaz1021 at 16 January 2006 3:12 PM | Link to comment
wow a good way to get a free stuff.
Posted by: corn at 16 January 2006 4:23 PM | Link to comment
Damn you are one hot hunk! Comeon, don't just dream...they will sure hire you because ppl will squeal in excitement when see your sexy figure.
One more thing, don't be dumb and say that Marion is slim all her life. Shes dam fat before coming back to Malaysian. Search on the internet before talking bullshit.
http://www.veganfilm.com/crew_ss.htm
Posted by: Kennysia is a Hunk at 16 January 2006 4:30 PM | Link to comment
dude, u're fucking hillarious man! im sick with all those unlogic adverts that promised us with such results. "...buy our 7 minutes abs and u'll be surprise with the result in just 20 days!.." what a stupid product.
Posted by: ghost at 16 January 2006 5:15 PM | Link to comment
wow... wat a great photo
Posted by: a ppl who pass by... at 16 January 2006 8:06 PM | Link to comment
this is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen XD
Posted by: Lain at 16 January 2006 8:51 PM | Link to comment
guys, go to http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/. kenny sia is fucking ugly.
Posted by: boob_omatic at 16 January 2006 9:02 PM | Link to comment
If u get to be the spokeperson of this product, i m definetly gonna buy them!! hehehehe
Posted by: EyesR4Lookin at 16 January 2006 9:48 PM | Link to comment
ok...
now i lost my will to get a toyboy.
will need to take at least 2days to wipe that bad images off my head.
Posted by: naeboo~ at 16 January 2006 10:04 PM | Link to comment
Lmao. That cracks me up.
Posted by: jane at 16 January 2006 10:11 PM | Link to comment
OMFG ULTIMATE PWNAGE. Kenny>Fiona
Posted by: LobinHoot at 16 January 2006 11:19 PM | Link to comment
u got the comments coming in more when u ridicule yrself.
Posted by: moon at 16 January 2006 11:27 PM | Link to comment
I hope you don't mind if I publish the "ads" of your tummy at ainuddin.kajang.com.
Actually I wanted to something about those weight loss ads since those models are already slim before and after. Just like those Hair Shampoo. Rambut tak cantik jangan harap dapat jadi model dalam iklan-iklan tersebut.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 16 January 2006 11:58 PM | Link to comment
Terlupa tulis nama. Sorry le.
Posted by: Ainuddin Mohamad at 16 January 2006 11:59 PM | Link to comment
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH!! BRING BACK MARION!!
Posted by: Lainie at 17 January 2006 12:16 AM | Link to comment
Hey, you made my day. I was down and really nothing can make me laugh. A friend of mine told me about your blog and after reading it, it made me laugh! Haha. Thanks for making me laugh. :)
Posted by: Diane at 17 January 2006 12:58 AM | Link to comment
well if you have actually seen marion in person you would have reliazed that she is slim but she DOES not have a flat tummy, trust me... look carefully enough. when i saw this osim pic i was like "that is so fake... marion does not have an all that flat tummy and her skin isn't that smooth and fair.." remember that advertiser do a lot to amend a pic... sad sad i wonder how these people even can look at themselves as such.. a lie slapped on their face
Posted by: cassie at 17 January 2006 12:58 AM | Link to comment
LMAOOOOO~~~~~~~~~
farny... so farny..............
Posted by: jen at 17 January 2006 1:37 AM | Link to comment
LMAOOOOO~~~~~~~~~
farny... so farny..............
Posted by: jen at 17 January 2006 1:49 AM | Link to comment
Don't allow trackbacks :(
Posted by: SpyMy at 17 January 2006 2:09 AM | Link to comment
I think you have too much free time dude.Ha-ha.
Posted by: Mr Lee at 17 January 2006 2:57 AM | Link to comment
LOL!
Posted by: Edmond Wong at 17 January 2006 3:29 AM | Link to comment
Whahahaha *rofl* I'm speechless. You the man!
Posted by: missy_addie at 17 January 2006 4:16 AM | Link to comment
roflmao!!! nice pics kenny, if i was them, i would reply =P
Posted by: lisa at 17 January 2006 4:54 AM | Link to comment
ROFLMAO.
Posted by: aileen at 17 January 2006 9:39 AM | Link to comment
Way to go Kenny! I seriously agree with you that these products should be more realistic in using their spokesperson rather than these goddesses. But one thing that I want to point out is that take a close look at the ads, I believe they have been altered. No human being can look like that.
Posted by: ming at 17 January 2006 9:46 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, all I can say is ROTFLMFAO!! well done, dude!!
Posted by: *lynne* at 17 January 2006 9:59 AM | Link to comment
the least u cud do is photoshop ur excessive leg hair away. haha.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 17 January 2006 10:05 AM | Link to comment
holy cow!! (pun not intended) wouldnt believe it if i didnt see it. you actually posted that letter??? *speechless* i should have done this earlier. *sigh* anyway, all the best! cant wait to see if they really did reply u. keep us posted. ;)
Posted by: Yvy at 17 January 2006 11:54 AM | Link to comment
i help u post 2 OSIM 1 more time.
Posted by: Yeap at 17 January 2006 1:26 PM | Link to comment
hilarious!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 17 January 2006 3:11 PM | Link to comment
I have old friend whom I met recently.
I said, "eh xxx(management level in osim), putting on weight ya? y don't u use your own products."
He gave me that sheepish reply using one hand to cover his mouth," Doesn't work"
Whenever I see those SkII ads, and it goes like "Thats y I use SKII shen qi shui." First thought that comes to my mind, " of course la, if I got one ton of makeup on my face will look prettier than you"
These companies aren't helping you, they are just cashing on your insecurities.
Posted by: iluvwifi at 17 January 2006 3:16 PM | Link to comment
try slim down and post a pix for us!!! hee
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 17 January 2006 4:31 PM | Link to comment
The slimming stores are indeed expensive.
They normally will plan a diet plan for you and tell you that it wouldn't be so effective if you dont' control your diet. Probably, eating less is the key to slim down instead of those slimming equiments. Those pills that they have provided make you go toilet more often because it contains a certain percentage of laxative.
People...Don't assume that you will loose weight by doing nothing. Stop investing your $$$ on these stores!!
Exercise more and eat less.
Let's slim together.
Posted by: Let's slim together at 17 January 2006 4:44 PM | Link to comment
Auwwwwwwww!!! i really really need CPR rite now!!!!!!!
Posted by: altenetf4 at 17 January 2006 5:37 PM | Link to comment
wah lau eh.. u are one funny guy! :)
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 17 January 2006 6:36 PM | Link to comment
Hahahahaha, superb entry. And you look funny, kenny. Really funny.
*Laughing of loud*
Posted by: myfatstory at 17 January 2006 6:55 PM | Link to comment
argghhhhh.... my eyes! my precious eyes!
Posted by: Kaki Cucuk Langit at 17 January 2006 7:25 PM | Link to comment
u r funny really... but disgusting too! hahaha cant take my dinner man! I'm totally full! you really r a potential spokeperson.... making people full and skip dinner..... he he he
Posted by: Hotsaqu at 17 January 2006 8:24 PM | Link to comment
mwt, thanks. I tried listening to my inner sounds today.
...
I think my stomach says he's hungry.
Posted by: kennysia
at 17 January 2006
9:20 PM | Link to comment
i can't believe ur thighs.. er... legs. ... er thighs... er .legs.....
Posted by: my key at 17 January 2006 9:31 PM | Link to comment
A very persuasive letter... I'll consider ur offer if i'm the boss
Posted by: ENKI at 17 January 2006 9:54 PM | Link to comment
LOL! its so dumb. Did u really post that to Osim? must be so funny
Posted by: gab at 17 January 2006 10:39 PM | Link to comment
fuck! ahahh!! its fucking hilarious yo!
Posted by: omg at 18 January 2006 12:09 AM | Link to comment
Hey there. I found my way here life Azlynne 1972.
I gotta say, I don't think I've seen anything so funny in all my life.
That is just HILARIOUS!!!
Posted by: Dawn at 18 January 2006 5:16 AM | Link to comment
i wonder if u really mail it. hahaha
Posted by: chin yee at 18 January 2006 9:59 AM | Link to comment
hahahaha... u just made my day
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 18 January 2006 10:21 AM | Link to comment
U r damn fucking funny !!!!!!!! u made my day !!!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 18 January 2006 11:26 AM | Link to comment
Yes, I find Marion's pose extremely disturbing after awhile. hahaha.
Posted by: 2Scythe at 18 January 2006 1:22 PM | Link to comment
xiao ah u
Posted by: aki at 18 January 2006 3:17 PM | Link to comment
Kenny sia probably suffers from ADD disease. Attention deficit disorders, he gets his attention by posting weird pictures of himself. I don't understand .. why does everyone condemn Sarong party girl, when kenny sia now is almosot at her level?
Posted by: ADD at 18 January 2006 4:26 PM | Link to comment
Nice one kenny. Really classic!
Posted by: DT at 18 January 2006 6:24 PM | Link to comment
Hi. I was just passing by and i saw your post on this page regarding the osim product and i must say, it was totally hilarious!! Hahaz i almost fell off laughing! Keep rocking.
Posted by: Passer-by at 18 January 2006 7:33 PM | Link to comment
wahahahaha.....
Tat's a good one!!! You are funny, man
Posted by: Guest from SG at 18 January 2006 8:00 PM | Link to comment
you are simply ER XIN!!!!!! disgusting!!!
need to get attention like that arh? kaoz!
Posted by: c0c0 at 18 January 2006 10:33 PM | Link to comment
some artists put on weight on purpose before becoming slimming embassador ..
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 18 January 2006 11:45 PM | Link to comment
i think he is the 1 idol of all guys!!!!!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 19 January 2006 10:53 AM | Link to comment
i think he is the 1 idol of all guys!!!!!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 19 January 2006 10:55 AM | Link to comment
Wow! and you get a new massage belt? I was so tempted to buy one. Tell me if it's good.
Posted by: siewjang at 19 January 2006 2:02 PM | Link to comment
Ooh, those thighs of yours need a good wax
Posted by: Mr Sanguine at 20 January 2006 12:51 PM | Link to comment
ewww........
Posted by: lily at 21 January 2006 11:59 PM | Link to comment
urgh!


