Immediately after I published my last entry on Shanghai Engrish, a couple of people have e-mailed me photos of Engrish they’ve spotted around China.
Spotted on the box of a massage chair:
Instead of helping you relieve the fatigue, this massage chair wants you to RELIVE the fatigue!
(Submitted by Sim Teong Chuan)
From a hotel toilet in HangZhou, China:
Be careful of wet floor!
(via Leonard Png, who got it from an e-mail)
From a restaurant menu in a Chinese three-star hotel:
“Picks” = chop
“Three texts cure” = sandwich
God knows what the hell they meant by “many privates”.
(More Engrish at Leonard Png’s Flickr set)
Of all the Engrish restaurant menus I came across, this one really takes the cake.
(via Weddy’s War Zone)
(More Engrish at brendyweddy)
I just watched Survivor: Guatemala for the first time just now. Why is it that every season, they pick the same mix of people on the show? For crying out loud, all the female contestants look like carbon copies of contestants from the last few seasons.