(Inspired by Xiaxue and mrbrown)
People, my evil Russian twin brother, Ais ynneK (no relations to Ais Kacang).
I am not gay, but I damn sure love myself. 😉
From Indian standup comedian Kumar (heard it via Sylvester):
“Bloody Germans. I hate Germans. Why? The Germans make Mercedes Benz. Malays sell Mercedes Benz. Chinese buy Mercedes Benz. We Indians? We wash the bloody Mercedes Benz!”