My Name Is Not Guang Liang

I’ve been getting flattering comments on my blog lately. People have been saying very nice things to me.
This is from my earlier entry on the Guang Liang Kuching Showcase.

u r so nice…………..n………handsome!!!!!!!!!i love it:)

Commented by: spinky at May 9, 2005 02:34 PM

I lurvee eww…

Commented by: philicia at May 10, 2005 12:17 PM

u so kawaii……=P luvee…

Commented by: ruieee at May 10, 2005 12:22 PM

*sniff*
*Kenny flicks a tear off the corner of his eyes*

Everyone now, “Awwwwww…”
All my life people have been saying that I’m fat, I’m ugly, that I look like shit. When I asked my high school crush for a dance on our prom night, she said she rather dance with a tree.
All my life I’ve been made fun of because I got hairy legs. They bully me by doing things like pulling my leg hair when I’m not looking, then laugh at me as I grimace in pain. They didn’t know the pain on my leg is nothing compared to the pain I feel in my heart. 🙁 Then, they say things like “if I put an ant on your leg, how many days would it take for it to crawl out har?”

Me as Kim Cun
But that was the past, and thank god things have changed.
People have finally opened their eyes and realised that goddammit… Kenny is a Sex Bomb. Kenny is the most handsome creature EVER to hit this planet. LOOK AT ME! I’m so bloody KAWAII!

Xia Xuey
Then I continue reading the comments

tong hua……really very nice……hope u will in advance (HUH!??!)

Commented by: jean at April 29, 2005 03:37 PM

i likes u very much…
especially ur song tong hua….
ju xu jia you… (Awwwwww… I likes you too!)

Commented by: yid at May 10, 2005 12:21 PM

love the music video..kinda sad actually with the girl dying and all….ooh.ur in kuching now..izzit boring..so wanna say tat i love ur song tong hua..

Commented by: jamie at May 14, 2005 02:02 AM

Chao cheebye! Getting me confused with your favourite artist is one thing. But do you have to blast my hometown by saying that its BORING!?
Mannnn!
Stupid people amuses me to no end. They enter “Guang Liang” into Google, click on a website, and then naturally expect it to be his personal website. Its ridiculous. I put an ‘About Me’ page on my site for a reason and one of the reasons is to deter stupid people like that. Obviously it didn’t work.
Lets give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that they DID click on my ‘About Me’ page and saw that sepia picture of myself striking a pose.
Now which part of me look like Guang Liang?!
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Some people oughta grow a brain.
And I thought they meant it when they said I’m handsome and they love me and all that bullshit. All lies! 🙁
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Now onto a totally unrelated note. Nominations are now open for the Project Petaling Street Annual Blog Awards 2005, and amazingly kennysia.com is nominated in all three categories. Thanks guys, I’m flattered. 🙂
*Be right back whilst I adjust my underwear. My balls just expanded.*
Although my reason writing this blog was never to win any awards, it does feel good knowing that your peers look up to you. Unlike other ubiquitous blog awards out there, the nominees and winners for these awards are decided by bloggers, for bloggers. That makes it slightly more credible.
I don’t know about you, but the Project Petaling Street Annual Blog Awards 2005 sounds like its got an Academy Awards-like flashy feel to it, complete with the red carpet, the bling-bling, and papparazzi flashing their cameras at you.
Too bad the “Petaling Street” in the name spoils it all.

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